Reposted by RyanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21hwe built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course 603268618
Reposted by Ryanskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most Saints fans haven’t even finished their 4th beer and already we're down 7-0 0288
Reposted by RyanMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348862950
Reposted by RyanBen K. @benjaminkabak.com · 30/09/2026I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn... 291206267
Reposted by RyanGumball @pghgumball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026God, a Tuesday night MAC game would hit so hard right now :( 1476
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NFL officials voting for MVP would never, ever get criticized! Now imagine it for Heisman when none of the conferences share umps or a central governing body 000
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My special skill is also being able to sleep anywhere! I should go to Japan… 010
Reposted by RyanSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I miss going to the movies and opening smuggled beers in time with the action 2934271
Reposted by RyanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades 544905878
Reposted by RyanMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh hey, an ACTUAL threat to women's sports! 2489140
Reposted by RyanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Delaware produced THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB shirts for the game against Coastal Carolina (added context: they play in Tubby Raymond Stadium) 625139
Reposted by RyanMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When your team looks good on its first possession it’s a scripted drive. When my team looks good on its first possession it’s a talent and schematic advantage. 0737
Reposted by RyanJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149304030
Reposted by RyanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A recurring sentiment I keep seeing about the college sports bill is “this isn’t perfect but we can fix details later on” Bro Do you know how CONGRESS works What makes you think they will quickly act to fix any flaws with a bill that has taken them 2 years to kinda get close to almost voting on 1336326
Reposted by RyanAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Athletes should have a voice in the process." "There's no instability in the game, there's just greed by the conferences." NAACP president Derrick Johnson offers a rebuttal to Sen. Ted Cruz in an appearance on 'SportsCenter' 📺🏈 26111
Reposted by RyanBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!" 334589690
Reposted by RyanJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I absolutely love overreacting to week 1 games bc now Oklahoma State and Michigan are winning and it’s cRAzY even though both were very reasonable things to predict 2 weeks ago 1412
Reposted by RyanFuturism @futurism.com · 11/09/2026The most secure man alive.trib.alElon Musk Is So Mad About This New Documentary That He's Threatening Legal ActionElon Musk is now threatening legal action over a new documentary against him which he rages is a "hit piece." 3337683
Reposted by Ryandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again 482844445
Reposted by Ryantreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Billy Edwards Jr. out there throwing balls like he knows he's gonna be in Safelite Repair sales 1162
Reposted by RyanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026[standing in the kitchen alone] big third down coming up here 4163467
Reposted by RyanZach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“There is a Buffalo Wild Wings in Ciudad Juarez” is going to become a secret handshake. 1403
Reposted by RyanPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This will be the last weekend without college football on for the rest of the year. Time to wrap up those projects. 713223
Reposted by Ryan(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 18/08/2026look, i know you wanna be like frank sinatra and do things “your way” but i’m just telling you that your way is wrong 212936
Reposted by RyanTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026some huge news: I got my dog into this week’s New Yorker! (in this cartoon, he feels that he represents *all* dogs) 320319
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Years ago I stopped doing my annual blowout tailgate due to life, a move, job change, etc. Every time I talked about it to the uninitiated they always asked “why would you do that? Isn’t that expensive?” and I never had the right words until I read @dimmadome.bsky.social in @channel6.bsky.social 0251
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Behold in all its spiral bound glory @channel6.bsky.social 0202
Reposted by RyanThe Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A reminder that it costs nothing to tell a young person that you believe in them. 4498
Reposted by RyanCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The squirrel slo-mo tumbling out of Leody Taveras' glove really just brings it all home 738086
Reposted by Ryanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Homer could’ve saved us all these debates about which translation of the Odyssey is the best if he’d just written it in English in the first place 331428108
Reposted by RyanAaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 25/07/2026Admirable clarity @science.org 4974912712
Reposted by RyanDarren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026which way do we go?" "we go forward, pal." "...forward looks scary." "so we'll go together." "okay... thank you." "you're welcome. you know you're a gigantic fuckin' grizzly bear, right?" 318142
Reposted by RyanTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer. 139105041410
Reposted by RyanWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 15/07/2026This surely won't have any repercussions. 3256
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026To my surprise everyone wished for MORE garlic. I’ve found my people 000
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 11/07/20262nd place. We’re gonna get back in the film room and improve 100
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Add poblano peppers sautéd in garlic butter for that extra goodness 110
Ryan @rminmurrr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Cougar Gold mac & cheese in the oven. This neighborhood contest ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em 210
Reposted by Ryanactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 22/06/2023[in bar fight] ME: that's it, buddy, you and me HIM: and a bottle of wine ME: wait are we- BOTH: saaaaave tonight / fight the break of dawn 38616
Reposted by RyanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I think I’ve listened to maybe twenty minutes of English language commentary this World Cup. It’s so stilted and serious. The Telemundo guys are calling Ronaldinho “Jar Jar Binks” and sound like they’re having a ball. 1236715