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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 4h
One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 23h
Totally. Counter point. My Lai coverage. I guess it depends who is watching and where the Overton window already is.
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate when my colonial violence returns to the imperial core. That’s where I live!
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If only there was a direct line to the American inability to perceive an atrocity decades later
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The lack of any introspection in basically any post-9/11 dramatic narrative about what we did in retaliation has always struck me as a core cowardice. Just a yawning pit of evil and the only movie we got was The Card Counter.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really hate accelerationism, but I do concede that most of the US population is so weak in their convictions that if they had to face this it would dramatically shift public opinion towards abolition.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
oh? republican senators are balking at pete's plans to do government sanctioned faces of death stuff on twitch?
"We suggest that the survival of capital punishment in the modem economy of power depends on its relative invisibility."

Excerpt from "To See or Not to See: Television, Capital Punishment, and Law's Violence", Austin Sarat & Aaron Schuster
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arctic sun won’t you come And wash away the pain
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is fucking wild how much the global Overton window has shifted on this since it started
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need for Theed
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus can’t flip over the tables in virtual space
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Jolly Rancher Blue Raspberry Soda (2005-2021): A neon blue, "blue raspberry"-flavored soda, part of a line of sodas based on Jolly Rancher hard candies. This was believed to be the best-selling flavor in the lineup
A clear pop bottle filled with an electric blue liquid, and the Jolly Rancher logo
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2020 to 2024 are rebuilding seasons
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay Kathy I see you
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This administration is very good at quietly moving the Overton window but it fails when it does it loud loudly and publicly.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This would truly be beyond the pale and I think the Iran war is going so poorly that this administration doesn’t have the clout with the military to cross this rubicon
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is no real constituency who wants to watch a live firing squad execution, and as corrupt as SCOTUS is, this feels like a way to hand them brownie points for doing the bare minimum so they can retain legitimacy while stripping other rights.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dropping my premie daughter to run to the computer to type my peepee riff
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lukewarm
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jealousy doctor.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guy goes to a doctor. Says he's depressed. Says oo oo ah ah. Doctor says. You need a break. Go see the great entertainer Apeliacci. Oo oo ah ah. Guy starts to cry. Doctor, he says. Oo oo ah ah
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was a bullied young man who developed a promising career in psychology. I developed a Stress Toxin while working at Arkham Asylum and use it to sadistically torture my victims. They call me the Worry Wart
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scarecrow but it just gives birds anxiety
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ad
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trying save my frozen wife from an incurable disease, I fall into an industrial chemical sous vide. I am now Mr. Lukewarm.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dipped to my waist feet first into a vat of toxic waste, transforming me into the villain known as "One Face."
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s a mad about wheelchair accessibility!
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guy traveling through an antique land in 2037: what the fuck is up with that trunk?
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They had to do Prometheus instead of Elon himself cause that body structure is not balanced enough to withstand winds at 25 ft.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris"
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love being a journal editor and rejecting papers because my dashboard shows me that the author did not log in to the editorial manager to check their status often enough. often I reject papers that otherwise would have been easily accepted if they'd checked a few more times.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve seen what a free press can do and President Xi I need you to liberate the New York Times building.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"How much suffering is Iran prepared to inflict on its citizens" is the framework our privately owned propaganda networks have settled on and you just couldn't get results like this from a state agency. You need the competitive dynamism of the free market
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For 2 - 4k USD I will diagnose you with a disease that will help you win an argument.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would certainly not pivot to chiropractice.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would simply not make my entire brand “medicine influencer” and then fail out of training. Miss me with that.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He used to make everyone read a poem on rounds I shit you not.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve seen Vivek Murthy speak like 3 times now and I’m sorry he’s literally an empty suit. He just talks in platitudes and he’s not even running for anything! Hollowed himself out to achieve the ambition of being sort of a political figure???? He sucks.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i do in fact think that cities are better for people. they make us more informed and more interesting, and they produce an overall richer and deeper life. that's my opinion, but i have never seal-clapped for anyone to die in nuclear hellfire about it. maybe because city life made me better than that
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I trained an LLM to beat sekiro for me. Now I have more time for family court
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Adeptus Astartes:
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leaving my furry vtuber avatar on by accident during Zoom traffic court
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Work hard play hard” is universally code for high functioning substance use disorder.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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