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Rick Gershman, backup percussionist for metal/ska band Oedipal Underwear. No AI, not now, not ever.

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 21h
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10h
I’m gonna guess they did it by being born rich
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15h
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12h
Human beings are one hundred percent responsible for this, and this language is a way of exonerating them.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 15h
Please look at this dog
This is maybe a dog but also maybe some kind of weird collapsible handbag or a slumbering albino kangaroo or a canine pocket dimension, anyway if it is a dog, it’s a dog sleeping in such a way that his back legs are folded up all the way up past his nose which is only possible in an Escher print, anyway his name is Cooper, he is a hound lab mix, he is baby
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought Mamdani's statement today about Oct. 7 was fine. Just saying that because man, a lot of people today apparently feel very free to announce to journalists how upset and angry "Jews in New York City" are, and I'm one, and I'm not.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, make it two, because I never made that Giamatti connection either. Wild.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude hates fantasy football and does it as a social obligation, but uses AI to make sure his team is good instead of logging in twice a week for 15 minutes. Sure dude.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI is an employee who never says no, never talks back, and who has no emotions, so you're free to be an asshole to it without consequence. Certain men have been fantasizing about this for their whole lives. They will happily burn the world down to create it.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cannot understand for the life or me how somebody can submit an article made with AI and feel good about it. It should be permanently disqualifying from any future work in the profession.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AL PACINO with a terrific story about his first time at the Oscars.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, that makes no sense. I'm sure it IS the rule, but I'm just as sure that shouldn't BE the rule.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people have a face for radio. Mike Tomlin has a voice for silent films. #SNF #Broncos
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No Waltz, Trump or the US government does not get to choose the world's nomenclature. We're going with STFU.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I once passed a job interview while still functionally drunk from the night before, having hawked bile into a sink in the reception area toilets minutes before I was called in, so I don't think my views on bringing in a cold beverage are especially helpful.
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Mike D’Angelo @gemko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dad has an annoying tendency (watching movies at home—not in a theater, thankfully) to ask questions about things that are meant to be temporarily mysterious. DAD: Why did she do that? ME: Wait a bit and we’ll find out! But at least he hasn’t convinced himself that it’s a fuckin’ disability.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
like man I wish I could get caught hallucinating (or even outed as somebody who hallucinates) and still have any job other than the one I have lmao. you are giving algorithms more sympathy than human beings
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 25/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is going to go down in the stat sheet as "Tucker Kraft run for a gain of 5 yards" but it might be one of the worst quarterback decisions of the entire NFL season. there's gotta be like a 99% chance of failure when he throws the ball backwards to a place where only a defender is standing
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 25/09/2026
If the ballroom construction is such a sensitive national security matter, why is Trump inviting the Chinese delegation on a tour???
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 24/09/2026
Wonderful news!
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is exactly what I’m afraid of. That as soon as we get Trump out of office, all the Democrats are gonna be like “we need to get back to the job of running the country.” No. I want trials and prison sentences. I want disgorgements of wealth. I want exile.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The same Clavicular who was just charged with sexual assault of a minor? Or an entirely unrelated Clavicular? It's such a common name. Great timing, GOP.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Completely true, but also driving my OCD to new heights.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
substack.com/@mrnickpetti...
substack.com
Man Bases Personality On Steak
This photo will make a certain type of man inordinately angry.
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brilliant!
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just got home from seeing it. A total blast. Creepy, fun, funny, totally f'ed up in the very best way. Sam Raimi would be proud (and I presume he is).
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rookie in first real game action (after just a single KR vs KC) nails a play we see five-year vets screw up all the time. This kid's a keeper!
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every TD is a Domingo
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂 there were more people behind JD (for the camera shot) than in front of him
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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prime not beating the charges
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