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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 10h

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17h

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21h

in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I thought Mamdani's statement today about Oct. 7 was fine. Just saying that because man, a lot of people today apparently feel very free to announce to journalists how upset and angry "Jews in New York City" are, and I'm one, and I'm not.

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dude hates fantasy football and does it as a social obligation, but uses AI to make sure his team is good instead of logging in twice a week for 15 minutes. Sure dude.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

AI is an employee who never says no, never talks back, and who has no emotions, so you're free to be an asshole to it without consequence. Certain men have been fantasizing about this for their whole lives. They will happily burn the world down to create it.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ

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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I cannot understand for the life or me how somebody can submit an article made with AI and feel good about it. It should be permanently disqualifying from any future work in the profession.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.

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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

AL PACINO with a terrific story about his first time at the Oscars.

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Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some people have a face for radio. Mike Tomlin has a voice for silent films. #SNF #Broncos

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No Waltz, Trump or the US government does not get to choose the world's nomenclature. We're going with STFU.

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I once passed a job interview while still functionally drunk from the night before, having hawked bile into a sink in the reception area toilets minutes before I was called in, so I don't think my views on bringing in a cold beverage are especially helpful.

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Mike D’Angelo @gemko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My dad has an annoying tendency (watching movies at home—not in a theater, thankfully) to ask questions about things that are meant to be temporarily mysterious. DAD: Why did she do that? ME: Wait a bit and we’ll find out! But at least he hasn’t convinced himself that it’s a fuckin’ disability.

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

like man I wish I could get caught hallucinating (or even outed as somebody who hallucinates) and still have any job other than the one I have lmao. you are giving algorithms more sympathy than human beings

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is going to go down in the stat sheet as "Tucker Kraft run for a gain of 5 yards" but it might be one of the worst quarterback decisions of the entire NFL season. there's gotta be like a 99% chance of failure when he throws the ball backwards to a place where only a defender is standing

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.

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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 25/09/2026

If the ballroom construction is such a sensitive national security matter, why is Trump inviting the Chinese delegation on a tour???

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 24/09/2026

Wonderful news!

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The best sign in the history of everything.

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is exactly what I’m afraid of. That as soon as we get Trump out of office, all the Democrats are gonna be like “we need to get back to the job of running the country.” No. I want trials and prison sentences. I want disgorgements of wealth. I want exile.

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026

my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...

After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.”
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics.
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

😂 there were more people behind JD (for the camera shot) than in front of him

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026

Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Correction: A company marketing a cartoon character obtained the cooperation of an opportunistic journalist for an infomercial, and it failed.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 18/09/2026

Has Kirk Herbstreit ever said a word that taught you anything about football? He might as well be standing on a overpass pointing and saying, "There goes a Chevy. Yup, two Fords. Look at that Hyundai."

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sending every palantir executive to The Hague is fine by me!

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At the end of the day, beyond the hatefulness, he's really just a spectacularly dumb guy. Like I'm not sure he's achieved object permanence yet. He has to be reminded which hole the food goes in. His internal monologue is the sound of one hand clapping. He calls electrical sockets "finger zappers."

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Inafume @inafume.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 18/09/2026

This is the greatest news report I have ever seen.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In March I wrote a column about this #Florida munitions plant and called it a ticking time bomb: floridaphoenix.com/2026/03/12/f...

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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Once again he's using the same logic that Maeby applied when she threw away a banana for every dollar she stole out of the register.

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