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@richroberts.bsky.social
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Co-founder of the Ryan Klesko Fan Club. PhD in Clubhouse Chemistry. Bat Flipper. Innings Eater. Glue Guy. Defense Counsel for Manny Machado.

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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take: You shouldn't be told to kill yourself for being on TV for 20 seconds
Both Ramses and I have received messages ranging from mildly annoying to deeply disturbing. Some people have gone out of their way to find our names and phone numbers. Some of you have told my husband to kill himself.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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rich @richroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a lot of small potatoes
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
light em up Chris this is good shit man
"As a person, she's kind, considerate, tough as hell, and resilient. If you don't know enough about Holly's career, this might be an opportunity to learn more because the ugliness of this week should never be what people think of when Holly Rowe's name comes up.
"But this is where we are in 2026. That some person, some human being out there, uses Al to create a video depicting violence against someone so respected and so beloved. And some percentage of people at a press conference, who are colleagues of Holly, who should look up to her, laugh about it.When someone lamented that "everyone [is] so offended about everything," Fowler replied, "Yeah your post is way off base.
And ignorant. Perhaps you have a rare talent for massively missing the point.
Two real people that I have known for decades being depicted in a case of physical abuse when isn't humor to me. I guess you're just another one who finds depictions of violence on women hilarious.'
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please put the dodgers in mega financial hell for this, please god I'm begging you
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the things about Trump is that he never misses an unprompted opportunity to remind the world how stupid he is. Just the worst of America, swaddled in a mediocre intellect, swimming in his own pool of racism and corruption. And he may well kill us all.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 12/09/2026
Tears in my eyes. Ohio Democrats hitting these perverts where it hurts???? Mental scenes.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
i think it is bad that the president is that helm of a deranged cult of personality
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They have thought of it before, that's why there's a law against it.
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rich @richroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Super duper fucking illegal by the way! Forgot to include that in the tweet. And it’s also a lie.
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rich @richroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We said Never Forget and Trump forgot 🥀🥀
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
applying "Make ___ Great Again" to Germany really does kinda give the game away
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
democrats, literally the only thing you should be talking about for the next 3 days is donald trump lying about being a 9/11 hero. i dont care if the question is about the economy or gas prices or about how sexually attractive you are, you steer that answer to trump lying about being a 9/11 hero
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 07/09/2026
You can tell this is true because when Michelle Obama made healthy eating and exercise her issue as First Lady, this same movement failed to coalesce around her and in fact she met a ton of resistance from the same people who made RFK Jr possible
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The @washingtonpost.com at least hints at how bizarre this is: “torrent of online memes, taunts”. The @nytimes.com fails again, sanewashing it into some sort of actual policy proposal: “Trump floats renaming New Mexico” Neither of them is willing to print the truth: the president is crazy
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m not joking, Canada should expel American diplomats over this
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Abolish ICE and salt the earth where it was allowed to grow
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DHS taunts detained Padres coach in fiery social media post
"NOBODY is above the law, and he will remain in ICE custody pending removal."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*****
Garfield is a boy cat.
May 10, 2010
garfield
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I would've bet it all on "I've put a couple kids in the hospital, but here's the thing: I'm a pioneer" being a Dril quote
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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rich @richroberts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just another day!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 17/07/2026
this is a Hall of Fame level interaction
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@bigblocks.bsky.social
IM MAKIN A BIG BREAKFAST
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Joined Nov '24
Brickfast?

brick @bigblocks.bsky.social • 49m
josh you gotta fav the post you're replying to man. were you raised in a barn?
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/07/2026
As requested! (send my legal fund money!)
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You sell whatever was left of your soul, betray whatever was left of your principles, defend sexual predators, kiss ass, post humiliating tweets about golf, lose all your friends, become an international joke, and when you die the guy you did it for is like "we'll get someone else in there no prob"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One of the best subreddits out there.
Reddit post titled “uber eats driver couldn’t find my address. Had to light the beacon.” They’re messaging the driver “look to the sky. Follow the beacon.” Then the driver says “what. Oh my god I see it”
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rich @richroberts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Brother give me a break
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you can view *anything* through a lens that isn’t politics, it’s trivially easily to see why so many people love the World Cup specifically and soccer more generally. And why they won’t let that fucking guy and that other fucking guy ruin it for them.
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
Absolutely hilarious that FIFA got to the correct outcome in the shadiest way possible. They need corruption for sustenance. Boss Baby needs it like he needs oxygen
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That picture…
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And this was Travis’s vows
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/07/2026
Every sport has leaned so far into replay to get everything right that it's ruining moments. It's hard to immediately celebrate goals or basketball buzzer-beaters because we need to check first. I don't know if it's ultimately good or bad.
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