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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 1h
you don't hear much these days about suckin dick while your man plays 2K
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 1h
I love telling people about how Joni Mitchell wrote Coyote about Sam Shephard
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Check is in the mail is a whole ass comedic trope this is incredible
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 1h
That is the funniest way for a Postseason no-hitter to end.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 1h
relate to Still Crazy After All These Years because I am also Still Crazy After All These Years
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John @johnbull.wtf · 23h
make it the new logo
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
only 30,000 people bought tickets to Digger, but everyone who did started digging - Brian Eno
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 4h
Getting revenge for Marbury v. Madison I see
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Cat Randall @catrandall.bsky.social · 4h
Opening titles to the bizarre experimental 1969 sitcom INSECTS LOVE LUCY, told entirely from the perspective of a family of mosquitoes.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 4h
Doors record clerk I'm sorry for causing all that cancer bad doctor
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 5h
Don Draper after coming up with the melody for the Oasis song Shakermaker
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h
jesus christ I'd be throwing stuff at the wall if I were a guards fan
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h
holy shit Angel Martinez
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 8h
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h
"war.gov" commercial, come on man lmao
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 13h
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 8h
Murakami is so cool lol
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 11h
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h
man and woman in enormous yellow foam cowboy hatsNorm MacDonald on SNL in an enormous yellow foam cowboy hatHomer Simpson in an enormous orange cowboy hat with a camera at the Kwik E Mart
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 8h
i don't know what it is but all the gushing about "Guardians Small Ball" makes me homicidal. it's so annoying
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 8h
go White Sox imo
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15h
Oh.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Butterfinger Mystery Solved Commercial FOX/KSTU 13 1993-10-31 : 31s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 31 seconds.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 19h
Is this what Digger is about
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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 23h
Ace Ventura saying "Do NOT go in there" about the backrooms
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 21h
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 19h
enjoying a miller high life or two. and why not.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22h
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 22h
me watching Beverly Hills Cop III:
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22h
I think that's the first time a basketball player has said "what up, George Lucas?" after a game.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
Paige Chokers
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
What a game. Real hoops, baby.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there’s a very specific kind of guy around my age for whom Rock Lee v. Gaara might as well be the Rumble in the Jungle
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike Ogunbowale is insane lol
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whoever is running Brian Wilson’s posthumous Threads presence has an uncanny knack for the platform
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Brian loved eating at restaurants on tour. Here he is in 2016 dining in New York City.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are getting high level hoops tonight in the Bay area, folks
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow I haven't seen a Valkyrie flop like this since that Tom Cruise movie
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a fan of Stephen King as a writer, but whenever a movie trailer has a quote from him attached my reaction always is "yeah I bet he liked this"
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Haruoomfie Hosono @pleatsplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Traffic is hell bc of ACL. I shouldn't be punished for going to the movies.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The History Of Concrete is just a longer episode of How To With John Wilson, which is why it's one of my favorite movies this year
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
seated for The History Of Concrete 👍
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Briefly thought this was from the Mariners account
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have become very crotchety about jaywalking. too many people are dumb about it!
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao
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