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Celery Louise

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spotted spiderman in new york- he is smaller than i expected
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
absolutely cortisol spiking over here at the endless and accelerating rush of passing time
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
something is wrong with bluesky, my feed is usually FULL of cats suddenly there are no cats in sight; only dogs ????????? what has happened to my carefully cultivated collection of zen cat posts? LOL such an FWP but i’m still confused by this sudden shift in my algo i never asked for this
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I put a Spotify code on my rear window. Today, at a red light, I saw someone take a photo of it and proceed to laugh their a** off. This is what the code plays. 🦭
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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Hazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
One of the Discord servers I'm in got a haikubot and it's occasionally profound.
Discord message from Lesbian Niko Bellic at 11:53 AM
"We are all still in early development so we're subject to change."

Discord message from HaikuBot at 11:53 AM
"We are all still in
early development so
we're subject to change."
~ Lesbian Niko Bellic
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First thing I do after every move is join the library.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/01/2026
Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/
Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.
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xkcd title text @xkcd-titletext.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Title text: "It's important to teach yourself to feel responsible for random events, because with great responsibility comes great power. That's what my wise Uncle Ben told me right before he died; he might still be alive today if only I'd said rabbit rabbit that year!"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/02/2026
Eliminating the Impossible xkcd.com/3210/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person with white hat talking to another person.] PERSON 1 with white hat: As Sherlock Holmes said, When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. (2) PERSON 2: What about the possibility that you forgot to eliminate a possibility? Or that you eliminated one incorrectly? Both of those remain, too. (3) PERSON 1: You’re being pedantic. It’s just a general rule for deduction. PERSON 2: But it’s a *bad rule*. (4) PERSON 2: How often have you thought, “I can’t find this thing, and I’ve searched the whole house. The only place I haven’t looked is the car, so it *must* be there.” PERSON 2: ...And then it’s never in the car. PERSON 1: *It’s never in the car!*
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The largest cat you've ever seen.
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Adam Scott Glancy @adamscottglancy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
She's not talking about the Mojave.
Lucy, a character in the Fallout TV show reacts to her father claiming that the New California Republic and Caesar's Legion are essentially the same
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
i read some ppl call bluesky posts, “skeets” (a combo of sky & tweet) but… twitter is dead & X sux LOL i been mentally callin them bloops (aka bluesky post > bluep > BLOOP) & it’s fun to sayyyy @bsky.app can we make bloop a thing pls 🦋
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.
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ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
gen z orphan: my dad went out to play pokemon go and never came back
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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a man with a shaved head is holding a pencil in front of a yellow vehicle
Alt: Zorg (played by Gary Oldman with a half shaved head/transparent headpiece, in an expensive futuristic suit) holding a sci-fi gun and turning back to face the viewer with a coy smile as he says “My favourite.”
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
On my way to tell you there are rare new t-shirts in my shop, available only until Nov 2: poorlydrawnstore.com/pages/make-t...
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
always be there
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
anyone who likes some mad good music that makes your brain feel like it’s flying into eternity check this out 大深海の宛名 (daishinkainoatena) by ishikinonaikranke
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大深海の宛名
YouTube video by ishikinonaikranke - Topic
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
the only times i miss the bird app are when i miss out on posts by dan and phil i wish they’d get on here too… can’t wait for the podcast
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Under Biden, GTA 6 was coming out in 2025. Trumps owns this delay.
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
For everyone who wasn’t feeing the new Snow White Live Action: Mirror Mirror (2012) is a really fun retelling of the classic Snow White fairytale. This movie gave me Ella Enchanted vibes, the dwarves are bandits, the princess can sword fight, there’s even a dance sequence at the end. Look it up!
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@benedicttown.bsky.social seems like this shane fella is coming for your brand
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
for anyone who cares, here is picture of my son Dobby rolling around in some wrapping paper and showing off his floofy tum. you’re welcome. #cat #cute #tum
photo of a black and white tuxedo cat rolling around on his back with his white fluffy tummy on display, with scrunched up wrapping paper
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
#booksky
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Can't believe they're making a new Sky Captain movie!
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
take a break with crab
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
deleted my twitter account after having it since 2009 and it feels good #GoodByeTwitter
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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
drinking a glass of kombucha then drinking a yakult back to back to let the probiotics fight to the death in my guts. or make out either is fine
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/02/2025
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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 17/02/2025
fish attack go
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The mania wore off and the day is rough.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Celery Louise @respectcarrots.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i would love if there was an unspoken rule that every rich person needs to adopt a poor person as their buddy
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Woke AF!🌞 @creethepea.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Legos are getting SUPER realistic nowadays…
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
um it’s ok to cook your own food and it’s ok to buy food that others have cooked and we don’t need to be judgy about it
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
*discovery of potatoes* 1st person: What should we do with these? 2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
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Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
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Childless Dog Lady is on sabbatical. 🍉🌺 @sgbuggs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I miss the days when you bought Microsoft Office one time and then installed it and you had a functioning word processor forever.
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