nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Online forms that make you enter your year of birth would be better like this 69313
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I saw some wacky inflatable guys out protecting crops today. If this is actually a more effective scarecrow, my next question is how much funnier could Wizard of Oz be? 310212
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026productivity hack: do the annoying task first. what’s that? you have multiple annoying tasks? uh…which one needs to be done today? oh man all of them? oof wow. I got nothing here 310413
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026if I were CS Lewis this vending machine I saw in New Jersey would be the wardrobe 2692
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026so many sports gambling commercials. newsflash: theres a whole documentary about what a mess you make when you bet on sports, it’s called Back to the Future 2 0739
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026it is extremely entertaining to me when someone activates the unflinching ball-strike robot 0353
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026some intangibles that will make me like your hotel more 2657
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026pretty suspicious that the pilots are already on the plane when you board it. starting to think there’s more than one “airport” 4340
Reposted by nathanwpyleTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Beyond thrilled to announce that “Extremely Accurate Birds: An Anatomically Precise Field Guide” is coming this April via Running Press! Been working on this thing for years now and can’t wait for you to see all 200 pages of accurate bird information and *extremely* accurate illustrations! 721262
Reposted by nathanwpyleChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 12/03/2026For Slate, I wrote about what it's like to get a terminal cancer diagnosis when you're 42. slate.com/life/2026/03... 33846129
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I think it’s beautiful that if you told a bunch of vegetables to imagine being at a water park, only the celery would imagine being the water slide 1643
Reposted by nathanwpylebeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/03/2026My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER! 492867430
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026i bet if you are the spare button that is sewn into the bottom of the shirt that you have one specific varsity button whose downfall you pray for 0452
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026if your garbage disposal ever gets a hold of a knife it’s gonna use Spin Attack (the only move it knows) 2612
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart 9393
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO) 2514
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026there should be a middle blinker you can use to indicate to other drivers that you are continuing in a straight line 4704
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder 38515
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses 07911
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025to improve your afternoon: here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30 14311
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025[tune of Mr. jones and me] 🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵 2132
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025today i was surprised to find a hole in my bread. But not nearly as surprised as the bread 0956
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2025it’s important to show your 4 year old how to shine a light through the mystery flavors so she can select her favorite 1550
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 27/11/2025a more interesting thing to tell your kids is that these are all scale replicas of the monsters that have attacked our city 1969
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025would it kill the mechanic to say something nice about my car for once 612910
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2025there’s always one person in the family who looks at the Doppler radar 1918831
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025if a dish doesn’t say “dishwasher safe” i just give it a big pep talk before i put it thru the dishwasher. it’s gonna be scary and wet in there, but u got this 112811
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025on one of our first dates, my wife and I drew each other. this is when I knew 312810
Reposted by nathanwpyleChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The distance between what is in happening Gaza, fully backed with US dollars and political support, and the reaction of American politicians who by and large just don’t seem to care or support it is just completely brain-breaking. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/w...nytimes.comAid Groups Blame Israel’s Gaza Restrictions for ‘Mass Starvation’ 23381422066
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 11/07/2025the fun font choice here makes it look like this is the SHOPPING CART sequel 5968
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 25/02/2025when you ordered the salad but then you see the antelope burger 21267
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 25/02/2025birds are hard to draw. one reason: photos of birds often look absurd 61347
nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 21/02/2025a cool combo sport would be "Ice Hockey But Eventually Water Polo" where they keep turning the temperature up throughout the game 313517
Reposted by nathanwpyleTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I drew the cover for this week's @newyorker.com 341729224
![Panel 1:
Earth pulls back a slingshot while Moon orbits around her.
Earth: do you trust me
Panel 2:
Moon continues to move along its orbit
Moon: not really
Panel 3:
Earth releases the slingshot. A tiny spaceship flies toward Moon’s orbit
Moon [scared]: AHH
PANEL 4:
The spaceship curls around very close to the Moon and begins a return back to Earth
Moon [continued screaming]: AHHHHH
PANEL 5:
Earth rejoices: Yessss
Moon [relieved]: PHEW
PANEL 6:
Earth points at Moon: YOU OK?
Moon [giving thumbs up]: I’m ok](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreibcy3lstuhhfa7gnjw2f5pmcuk3lp7kh247arfrptwolytlpx4enu)
![Panel 1
Parent:
We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star
Panel 2
Child:
So it is identical to emergence day ?
Parent:
Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival
Panel 3:
Parent (continues)
New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival
Child:
Oh
Panel 4
Child [raises arms triumphantly]
We did not die
Parent:
Exactly](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreiabxxaz57jv6mb5wt2m3rbmz5giwusw27bdpyyo7sgn7kqf2yazge)
![Cheese counter employee [standing behind cheese]: have you been helped sir?
Customer: by so many people my entire life
Employee [smiles warmly]
Customer [smiles warmly, rests chin on hand]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreieunwz5dbifzxhahekd63cvtwp3tmsh2gf6necqqkhz4jy4kwv3em)
![A young being holding a stuffed animal stands in the hallway. Their parents are seated on the couch, and one of them looks back at the young being.
PARENT1: why are you conscious
Young being [shrugs]
parent2: return to unconsciousness
YB: why must I?
P1: your body is growing
YB: but you are both conscious
P1: our bodies are in decline
YB: that is unsettling
P1: for us too
P2: please be kind to us](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g64rgatv5veqlpuu43dsp67c/bafkreiemswake6zagvxhrzxyyzxqv4vgsfo6s4cjc2helcebxcdyv2aaqm)
