Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 10/07/2025feels great being literally the very first year to pay £9K a year for uni and having a massive graduate tax (disguised as loan) draining my bank for decades which people six months older than me don't have 0100
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Delighted to say I've joined Substack where I'll be mostly writing about, let's be honest, The Simpsonsbenedicttown.substack.comBenedict’s Substack | Benedict Townsend | SubstackBenedict Townsend's Substack. Click to read Benedict’s Substack, by Benedict Townsend, a Substack publication. Launched 2 hours ago. 070
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Just been using my laptop on my lap and have to say, it’s a classic move. Feels right. Can see why it earned the name 1230
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Twitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them 2192
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Ralph Fiennes has the greatest range of any working actor, right? Can anyone else be THAT scary and THAT funny? 180
Reposted by Benedict TownsendAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time 390364507701
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The crazy-making thing about all of this is that there is no need for it, no demand for it, no consent from the civilian populations and, no practical use whatsoever. These people just love war! 0220
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 19/06/2025kitten don’t throw a blue shell at daddy 1220
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I honestly wonder about the long term effects of people offloading all their thinking and mental workload onto AIs. Your brain is a muscle and it will be goo if you refuse to use it 2181
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 10/06/2025There’s actually very few words that Americans use that British people don’t know, but every single one of them is used by Wordle 2210
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The wildest part of this is Onion story is that it was published in 2013 lol 080
Reposted by Benedict TownsendJosh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen. 8795587816977
Reposted by Benedict Townsendaussiesewerrat @aussiesewerrat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Well one Aussie reporter has been deliberately shot at and before you say no watch the video 21432182
Reposted by Benedict TownsendScroll Deep @scrolldeep.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Scroll Deep 🤝 JoJo Siwa in the interview of the centuryyoutu.beScrolling Deep with JoJo SiwaYouTube video by Scroll Deep 0111
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 05/06/2025this is so fun. I'm afraid I need them to make this nowyoutu.beAndor: Season 2 | Opening Titles (Mission: Impossible Style)YouTube video by Haku 3dits 050
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Look I know it’s been said but it’s so on the nose that they’re called ICE. If a YA novel did that we’d all roll our eyes and yet here we are 070
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 02/06/2025We’re very rapidly gonna have to deal with people who have cameras built into their glasses that are filming you without telling you 5251
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 28/05/2025heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again 481
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Never clocked ‘An Ethanol Picture’ until now 060
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 25/05/2025As someone who used to get South West Trains to school for years, and then (after it was renamed) get South Western Railway to work for years, I cannot tell you how happy I am to dance on its useless grave now that it’s nationalised. My least favourite company ever. May they cancel trains in hell 0100
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I came up with a phrase on Scroll Deep today that might be the best line I’ll ever say 0100
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up: 260
Reposted by Benedict TownsendPodcast Delivery @podcastdelivery.com · 11/05/2025Unraveling the rise and fall of Vine, this 8-part series explores the app's wild journey from internet sensation to sudden demise. Join @benedicttown.bsky.social as he delves into tales of genius, chaos, and betrayal that shaped today's digital landscape. 131
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 10/05/2025On the train. Young girl across from is explaining to her younger sister what 9/11 is (already interesting) and her mum just interjected to tell her ‘it was 2011, not 2001, that’s why it’s called 9/11’ 3587
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I wish I was as dedicated to anything as wetransfer is to never keeping me signed in 0261
Reposted by Benedict Townsendf-dsi.bsky.social @f-dsi.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just finished listening to @scrolldeep.bsky.social ‘s Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World. It was SO captivating. @benedicttown.bsky.social absolutely smashed it out of the park 👏🏽 001
Reposted by Benedict TownsendTony Fisher @ponydish.bsky.social · 08/05/2025What a delicious deep dive into the world of Vine. Brilliantly written, researched and presented. @benedicttown.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/v...podcasts.apple.comVine: Six Seconds That Changed The WorldSociety & Culture Podcast · Twice-a-week series · This is the story of the social media app that changed the face of the internet before it crashed and burned in just three short years. Vine was the f... 001
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke 2322
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Under Biden, GTA 6 was coming out in 2025. Trumps owns this delay. 0173
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The next three episode of our podcast about Vine are now live!! That’s six episodes you can listen to right now on your podcast platform of choice 👌 vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listenvine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fmEasily listen to Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World in your podcast app of choiceQuickly and easily listen and subscribe to Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World for free in your podcast app of choice. 080
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 29/04/2025There’s an exact perfect length for men’s shorts. Anything longer or shorter, even by a millimetre, looks bad. The problem is the perfect length is An Unknowable Secret 3262
Reposted by Benedict TownsendHark Audio @harkaudio.com · 28/04/2025HARK DAILY: Today's best podcast moments in one playlist, featuring: - @corybooker.com on how Donald Trump ushered in a global crisis @timmiller.bsky.social - The library straddling the U.S. border @rumblestrip.bsky.social - The rise and fall of Vine @benedicttown.bsky.socialshare.harkaudio.comApril 28, 2025 021
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 26/04/2025(To the tune of ‘Many Men (Wish Death)’ by 50 Cent) Mini Moons 020
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Would a guilty man plead not guilty?? I’ve seen enough, let him go 4687
Reposted by Benedict TownsendHark Audio @harkaudio.com · 24/04/2025Are you terminally online? You have to listen to ‘Vine: Six Seconds That Changed the World,’ the new series from @benedicttown.bsky.social & @globalplayer.com which breaks down how the app created the internet as we know it. Listen on Hark Audio: shorturl.at/8Ko8F 031
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 23/04/2025It's launch day!!! I can't wait for you to hear this 😊 0100
Reposted by Benedict TownsendScroll Deep @scrolldeep.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Vine will rise again 🔥 Listen to 'Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World' right now on @globalplayer.com or wherever you get your podcasts: vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen 0104
Reposted by Benedict TownsendSophie Snelling @sophiesnelling.bsky.social · 23/04/2025🎧 Exciting news! I’m thrilled to announce the launch of Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World This brand-new series hosted by @benedicttown.bsky.social tells the untold story about the rise and fall of the app which shaped the internet And it's a bizarre story of genius, chaos and betrayal 141
Reposted by Benedict TownsendJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer 212270522
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 19/04/2025this was the best Big Brother eye. No contest 080
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Look I’m no Christian conspiracy guy but surely the ‘Trump is the antichrist’ evidence is mounting up so much even those guys can’t resist it 1120
Benedict Townsend @benedicttown.bsky.social · 17/04/2025🇬🇧 in 2025: Fixing this country’s myriad problems: ❌ 😡 Continually attacking 0.5% of the population for simply existing: 🤩 💕 2313