ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Happy #pridemonth to all who celebrate - I plan on celebrating by not paying my mortgage which all gay people are allowed to do every June!! 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 22/03/2026just popped a pimple at a 2000s cover band show, my millennial powers are coming into their prime beneath this crescent moon 110
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 18/03/2026sorry to break it to most of the men on dating apps but liking the gym and food and travel isn’t a personality 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026sometimes you just have to stop and ask: does he have abs or is he just wearing a patagonia jacket 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“someone who prioritizes their physical health and well being” girl just say no fats like we’re all swamped with marketing language every day, you’re not coming off less judgmental lol not everyone who’s a different shape from you is unhealthy 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 28/12/2025heated rivalry was so good it made us all forget that it was still 2025 for a month and a half and that’s powerful 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 27/12/2025just remember if you start going to actual hockey games because of heated rivalry that the NHL spent a good chunk of 2023 banning pride tape so you know enjoy the show but remember it ain’t the cottage lol 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 27/12/2025body progress check in or something, happy cottage day everyone 0100
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025skating at a hockey club the day after watching the season finale of heated rivalry got me high key stressed 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025i made a playlist that’s based on that club scene from heated rivalry still wip, but now you too can feel like you’re in a club that visually looks like it would be fun but the vibe is actually rancid!open.spotify.comThat Weird Night Club from Heated Rivalry Vibes 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025y’all are just watching a show with heated rivalry meanwhile i’m at a rink 4-5 times a week practicing figure skating in between hockey things so you don’t truly know suffering until you have to go to an ice rink and act normal after seeing that show lmao 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 24/12/2025tonight at the rink some straight guy in hockey skates with his girlfriend kept telling me how beautiful my skating and jumps were sir i JUST watched heated rivalry, i don’t need this right now 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 22/12/2025pistol squat from laying flat to a high leg is not something i thought id ever be able to do lol 2025 has been crazy for fitness for me 040
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 19/12/2025man it’s a shame that grindr has basically just become an unusable ad machine. where else am i supposed to go to get told by men that i’m not fit enough to even speak to them? 😔 100
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 10/12/2025it’s dark, it’s cold, it’s quiet i step onto my back porch and somewhere in the distant woods i hear a woman cackle like a witch and echo across the trees it’s the little things that really make the holidays special 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 09/12/2025the three christmas divas: 1) mariah carey - all i want for christmas is you 2) kelly clarkson with that one song 3) patti labelle singing this christmas at the 1994 national christmas tree lighting ceremony wherein she walked on stage too early, did not know the words, did not have background sin- 030
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 09/12/2025gen z orphan: my dad went out to play pokemon go and never came back 021
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025yesterday, hinge said my most compatible was a haggard looking 52 year old woman named pamela so i’m whatever kind of gay that is 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 30/11/2025starting to work on camel spin, still new this was only about a week into learning so not a bad start 😇 #figureskating 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 30/11/2025are you masc or do you just not enunciate your words enough, diva 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 24/08/2025gay men dress like problematic dads from the 70s now and i don’t know why but something about loose khaki pants is really resonating these days 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 20/05/2025had a fun day with other figure skaters bouldering on sunday ! 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i took a big spill skating today and rolled down the ice after a bad loop mistake and anyway i have a bruise on my ass 💀 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 03/04/2025them: bro what are you, gay or something? me: if i’m so gay then why did i just tell that guy nice tits, hm? checkmate 000
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ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 17/03/2025ice skating is my cold hobby, comedy is my room temperature hobby, and baking is my hot hobby, it’s three temp theory 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 11/03/2025can tell i’m getting disillusioned at work because i had a detailed and inspiring dream about how i humbly won and shared large portions of the lottery last night - i became aware i was waking up from a dream as i woke up so my first word of the day today was a grunt into shouting “FUCK” 000
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025just got blown off by a guy who “needed to go to this networking event” tonight instead, i’m so done with men like bro you’d prefer linkedin over — okay. 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025had a guy on grindr tell me to come over but that he could only host in his garage… not to sound too full of myself but i think i at least deserve air conditioning 110
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 17/02/2025tinder told me it was a good time to boost tonight in the middle of white lotus season 3 like i’m not stupid the gays aren’t on tinder right now 020
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 17/02/2025newest bluesky challenge thread just started and it’s the hot men send me dms challenge, wow that’s crazy hah 010
ky @ohheyky.bsky.social · 17/02/2025@bsky.app the proximity of these two buttons make discover so annoying to use - i try to reply to something and instead refresh it away - not stellar UX consider reducing tappable area of back to top by 10-15%? half the time i close the app after i refresh away something i wanted to reply to 010
