Reposted by ianVGBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21hyour average Bluesky adventuring party has: - 1 sports person who is also a political sicko - 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko - 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko - 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko - 1 gardener recovering from being a po 2452386
ianVG @ianvg.com · 29/09/2026ngl kinda jelly that my shit gets to take a 15 floor waterslide every day must be fun >:( 060
ianVG @ianvg.com · 29/09/2026playing the game Dressmaker as a cis gay dude. i got *no* idea what all this shit means but immma making pretty dresses :))) 1140
ianVG @ianvg.com · 29/09/2026lady walking down the sidewalk giving me a weird look when I call my dog "lil piss boy" 290
ianVG @ianvg.com · 29/09/2026could someone hit me in the head with one of those big cartoon hammers so I can get a few more hours of sleep 140
Reposted by ianVGGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They’re just close friends. 32723145
Reposted by ianVGSatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I very much did not. Turns out my enemies got hands. 041
Reposted by ianVGErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This was the first one of the year, I think 3152
ianVG @ianvg.com · 27/09/2026why isn't there any fun cool hip sex cults. why they all gotta be like doomsday or some weird old guy power fantasy 270
Reposted by ianVGGrace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He needs to read his peemail! 121
ianVG @ianvg.com · 27/09/2026accidentally just sleep for 13 hours. not even sick or anything. weird 150
ianVG @ianvg.com · 27/09/2026we are at uhh minute 7 of Huxley smelling the same two bushes. he's having a smell buffet or something 250
ianVG @ianvg.com · 27/09/2026some gay is getting desperate saw a STOP AHEAD that has the S scratched off idk i didn't see the TOP AHEAD anywhere :( 040
Reposted by ianVGViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"This doesn't pass the Bechdel test" 1110512
ianVG @ianvg.com · 26/09/2026I'm going to squeeze him like a toothpaste if he doesn't go poo. GURL igotta GO i got PLANS 150
ianVG @ianvg.com · 26/09/2026someone parked their car next to a car that the alarm is going off and they're sitting just honking in sync. thanks guy love that you and for me 291
ianVG @ianvg.com · 26/09/2026watching the tv at the bar and like... is cable just like 50% gambling ads?? 120
ianVG @ianvg.com · 26/09/2026ngl i would read that just to see wtf is going on. you want me to read your politic shit then you better give me some fun facts about beheading 130
Reposted by ianVGWyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026new favourite Smaug dropped 281599326
ianVG @ianvg.com · 26/09/2026dog ploping down on the bed giving me a huff like i forgot to take out the garbage or something guRL sush u aint even got a job 0111
Reposted by ianVGMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman. 612268385
ianVG @ianvg.com · 25/09/2026it's absolutely criminal that this only has 600 views youtu.be/GhTlhmMU2D8youtu.beRomi Wrights - CapsizedYouTube video by Mānuka Recordings 000
Reposted by ianVGskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532674547
ianVG @ianvg.com · 24/09/2026me and the dog did a little loop around the neighborhood he's been standing here smelling the tree that he peed on at the beginning. he's so intensely smelling it won't let me walk away "WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER" 180
ianVG @ianvg.com · 24/09/2026I just saw a dude walk by holding two pigeons like he was double fisting beer 4121
ianVG @ianvg.com · 23/09/2026the good thing about living in an apartment with nothing but old people is that I never need to run the heat I guess. the lady on the unit below me is literally 99and keeps their place so warm that I basically have heated flooring 180
