Reposted by Willem Dafriendmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pissed me off when everyone freaked out over jim carrey's plastic surgery like, Oh no why would he do that!? ..that's your question? "why would jim carrey make his face look crazy?" uhh maybe cause he longs for the love we once so freely offered? a love which now is but a distant memory?? dumb fuck 212511
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i went to an arborglyph workshop today and expressed myself 04910
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this Halloween i'm putting all of my energy into the most hackneyed costume imaginable. here is a sneak preview 150
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026started using "andros" as a slur against men whenever my bf says or does something hyper andro 2120
Reposted by Willem Dafriend◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io · 27/06/2026[ smoking a cigarette outside the circle K across from herod's temple in 29 AD ] 0152
Reposted by Willem DafriendKaryna @karyna.northsky.social · 22/06/2026reminds me one of my fav tweets öppna flodvallarna 0388
Reposted by Willem DafriendJyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well, that was a fucking ride. 141145333578
Reposted by Willem DafriendMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Loudly explaining to my waiter the empty second seat of my reservation is for "my future wife", then wetly touching every female diner or staff member as she passes going "Could it be you?" "Could it be you?" 2845
Reposted by Willem Dafriendsheeven shpielberg 🏳️🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 19/05/2026just heard someone (speaking english through translation) dispassionately diagnose what sucks about corporate memes as "they lack essence." 4343
Reposted by Willem DafriendTed Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026 333198226482
Reposted by Willem Dafriendがんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026しっぽの付け根を撫でられて気持ちいい時の顔。がんぼるぞい。 translation: The expression on my face when I feel good from having the base of my tail stroked. 129353
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 12/05/2026it is wild to me that Werner Herzog has outlived e.g. David Lynch despite his hateful vibrations 4120
Reposted by Willem DafriendJake Hamby @jakehamby.bsky.social · 02/05/2026And the scene in Austin Powers where he's just been unfrozen and his boss tells him the Cold War's over and he bursts out with "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes!" before being told the West won and unenthusiastically replying, "Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!". 21517
Reposted by Willem DafriendKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/04/2026[stephen root voice] well, well, well. bitchy dickens. as i live and breathe 2415
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 30/04/2026(Bitchy Charles Dickens voice) Marley was dead, to begin with. Dead to ME anyway 0243
Reposted by Willem DafriendRon Heck @ronheck.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Siskel: Reporter first, critic second. Vibes at his specific screening very important. Ebert: His entire life will factor into every review. Sometimes he despises great movies, loves dumb shit, and knows it. 2255
Reposted by Willem DafriendIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/04/2026Don't say this enough but Fandom's total destruction of fan wikis was and is a crime 512916
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 25/04/2026hello, i need some help for hopefully the last time. i've been doing all kinds of odd jobs this month to keep my head above water, but i am $450 short to pay off my past-due phone bill (they're gonna disconnect me on april 28th). please help me keep posting if you are able to!! (but if not it's ok)ko-fi.comSupport NicoleSupport Nicole 188
Reposted by Willem DafriendPazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 22/04/202638 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire 2882246
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 20/04/2026harm reduction tip: remember not to look in the mirror after doing drugs 030
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 18/04/2026my pal has roped me into helping her check wristbands at the local Weed Festival tonight but is insisting that we dress as professional wrestlers. she's making me wear a leather duster 140
Reposted by Willem DafriendEric Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 17/04/2026This site will never stop making me laugh 4241
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 16/04/2026this is what the looney tunes see each time they say "that's all folks" 190
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 08/04/2026figured out the tender art of yassifying oneself only requires that lipliner trick that all the Influencers do these days. let my knowledge serve you 3180
Reposted by Willem DafriendWillem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Star Trek II: The Rautha Khan 131
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 04/04/2026i often find myself wondering whether Goatse is having a good day. i hope he's having regular bm's 290
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i want the story of the irate guy whom the entire city conspired to fuck overyoutu.beCould Jaime Lannister Save King's Landing From The Killdozer?YouTube video by Michael Talks About Stuff 020
Reposted by Willem DafriendWillem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 22/03/2026if somebody brought me to No Country For Old Men on a first date i wouldn't even wait until getting home to fuck them 192
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 22/03/2026tomorrow afternoon i have two scheduled viewings of my house which will hopefully usher in my lucrative but temporary landlord phase. i am sorry. to counterbalance my metaphysical punch card, i am going to steal a lot of moss from corporate property tomorrow after dark and transplant it into my yard 1120
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 17/03/2026there's still meat on that bone, for those with eyes to see it 070
Reposted by Willem DafriendHeather Campbell @thatheatherc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I was a commissioner with the Calgary Police Commission for 4 years, starting in 2020. I sat in hundreds of hours of meetings. In these oversight and governance meetings, I asked questions to police officers. They would often lie in their responses to me, as a regular practice. 1/ 8302120
Reposted by Willem DafriendAdam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Transport Canada wants to hear about your experience with vehicle headlights and glare at night www.surveymonkey.ca/r/F9WBTLZ 0237
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 16/03/2026me, whenever i remember or am reminded of leonard j. crabsyoutu.beMemento - "Lenny"YouTube video by Gianluca Brambilla 0112
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 08/03/2026this is what Pocahontas really ate back then. what a beautiful and apropos tribute 1101
Reposted by Willem DafriendSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want 221630208
Reposted by Willem Dafriendgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Goody Smythe “accidentally” grazing her goats on my pasture again. Just so she can knock on my door to apologise and flutter her eyelashes and wrest at the hem of the mucky skirts that envelop her ample hips…those calloused hands.. that gleaming pious brow 2567
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 05/03/2026some bitches will do anything to avoid coming out as bi 1201
Reposted by Willem DafriendKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026he’s gone half old bilbo covet repeat we have 50 percent ring-covetous elderly bilbo baggins situation 121
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Thurman's 7th birthday is tomorrow, and besides the usual fanfare, i am going to try and recreate his favourite stuffy, which he has killed several times over (cOnTiNuEd...) 1150
Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 04/03/2026no duh, thats why we've all been talking about "when it finally happens" 030
![A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall.
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In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128]
She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130]
Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals.
In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qdtwslusias4dnfmqydvudsq/bafkreiab4xelozcgki2mm2n3wwq5vdhbvve7v76enl6wbonavz6gjc2p7u)
