Reposted by Rebalegal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 21hmy 35-year Diet Coke addiction VINDICATEDnews.liverpool.ac.ukMajor trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks - University of Liverpool NewsMajor trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks 1182
Reposted by RebaDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Showing up to the interview smoking, drinking an iced coffee and wearing pantyhose over my head like a bank robber. The job interview is with Playboy in 1972 and I am immediately hired as a staff writer for life with pension and they even get me a literary agent so I can write books on the side 48611
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the 32nd and 33rd worst things about Herzog and Singal are 32). they exclusively use AI slop art for illustrations + 33) Singal is one of the all time nastiest uggos. barf 1251
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026Bride & Groom’s Signature Cocktails Laura: Aperol Spritz Scott: The stuff from the beginning of Prometheus 1132427
Reposted by RebaWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026action therapist trailer 1-4 28890327
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS “BEST OF E.B. FARNUM (ALL SEASONS)” AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE QUOTES ALONGSIDE WITH THE SUPPORTING CHARACTER, E.B. FARNUM, 1100
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bus stop I use occasionally has repeating loud beep every second 24/7 to direct the sight-impaired to a big button that, when pressed, does absokutely nothing 150
Reposted by Rebag0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 138149343438
Reposted by RebaAnnie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus 5756102
Reposted by RebaReba @reba.bsky.social · 01/09/2023sorry to the hunky war martyr but according to the newspaper your wife didn't find happiness until she was getting railed by this fuckin nerd 081
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know someone who exclusively gets their coffee at Starbucks multiple times a day in a neighborhood with like six genuinely Great other coffee shops and they’re not zionist or whatever and it is completely baffling to me. equivalent to getting every lunch from Subway. They have to have it! 280
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST 342827323
Reposted by Rebaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵 14863201034
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026given that AI can easily solve some math problems I can’t even begin to wrap my head around it’s pretty weird it cannot write a single good, clever, new short story 021
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026HOLMES: You see here, Watson, around the keyhole, the small scratches? Clearly a drunkard’s fumbling with his keys every evening after too many pints at the pub. SUSPECT: I have Parkinson’s, asshole 191
Reposted by RebaZach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 12/09/2026I believe this is the most recent time this vital question was addressed definitively x.com/Joshstrangeh... 615917
Reposted by RebaReba @reba.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin 2443115
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026god hear my prayer. all I want is a cheap diner w/ shitty furniture. The food does not have to be immaculate! I am a reasonable person. Just a classic shitty diner please! In walking distance! And while I’m asking also a new groundbreaking weird anthology show with incredible writing & fresh ideas 0130
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 10/09/2026𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙔 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 ᴏʀɴᴀᴛᴇ/ʙᴀʀᴏǫᴜᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀɴ (?) ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ - $𝟤𝟧 𝟹𝟼𝚑 𝚡 𝟸𝟺𝚠 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛. 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 070
Reposted by RebaCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/09/2026This teaser has made me feel fully insane I can’t waityoutube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24YouTube video by A24 719112
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/09/2026Loving every syllable of this headline! 323411
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026on bike ride this morning thinking “there should be a day when they close lakeshore drive so you can bike on it” and got home and opened computer and learned there is that day, once a year, it’s today, and I missed it 3271
Reposted by RebaPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026one of my most fervent Crank Father Opinions is that if you're an adult celebrity you should not then be writing children's books as a fun little side project. you already have a million dollars, let some Circle K cashier write The Tale Of The Big Silly Bear 69813
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I wish I could find the cost of a 1-day walk-in shower somehow 030
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 04/09/2026only normal thing fetterman has done lately is skip a three hour cop funeral. when I die that shit better be 20 minutes tops. Take a plate and a soda on your way out 2141
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 04/09/2026have progressed to quietly-mediumly muttering “gahhHH” while looking out window in a taxi and when the driver and the kids say are you okay I say “I was thinking about something stupid I almost said a year ago but didn’t actually say” then they all share concerned glances with each other 1110
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026every time I tell the children to do a chore and I say pretty please with sugar on top this is what I’m actually thinking 070
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not setting a morning alarm for the first time in weeks, thereby guaranteeing I will be fully awake for the day at 3:30 am 070
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 31/08/2026child found quarter on walk to school and admonished me when I was about to put it in their backpack with the other change because it would be impossible to tell which was the lucky quarter 0190
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 29/08/2026[checking out a beloved longstanding local game store] oh right I hate games 1100
Reposted by Rebaalexandra @birdmotif.alextey.co · 27/08/2026don't get me wrong, i love the pleasures of the flesh! but it's always fun when people get back from Camp Pleasures of the Flesh and start posting like "transcendent love in human connection… the ephemeral beauty of movement and sound…" of course you had fun, you were at Camp Pleasures of the Flesh! 511217
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don’t care if it’s lib coded or whatever to say but this is very very funny. come on man look him lol 0111
Reposted by Rebalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track 353153475
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026people with social anxiety need to chill out and be normal. And that’s my two cents 050
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026topics covered in seven (7) minutes while waiting for other children to get to the playground: why babies are bloody, conservation of angular momentum, where odie’s tongue goes when it’s not out, why you can say vagina but not cunt, how many times I got dumped as a youth 070
Reposted by RebaJacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC 231734443
Reposted by Rebajam @socialistboat.dad · 09/08/2026(Calvin's dad voice) The two types of personal hygiene products are degreasers and lubricants. All products fall into these two categories. Shampoo? Degreaser. Conditioner? Lubricant. Toothpaste? Degreaser. Deodorant? Lubricant 0409
Reposted by RebaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Sorry gotta do it baby. Always Be Plugging. 30 + writers and musicians on their top 5 Weezer songs. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-world-ha...welcometohellworld.comThe world has turned and left me hereThe 5 best Weezer songs ever 2726717
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@lukeoneil47.bsky.social loved the weezer article but now I gotta tell people “oh I recently got back into weezer” 😩 130
Reposted by RebaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Classic post here but "burrito bowl in the bag sideways" is a very pleasant phrase to the ear to me. 1720814
Reposted by Rebarob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 21/08/2026giving the president what i know he loves the most - 4 dense paragraphs of text about me, and not him, to read 335629
![Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.
Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.
“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”
He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.
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Power line buried underground?
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