Reposted by RebaMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23hIn anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall". 1521555
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Obviously Ted Chiang is high concept high good low prolific. Peter watts just released short story collection fold catastrophes, fits the bill. All of Greg Egan’s short work ofc 130
Reposted by RebaThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-g… 301187104
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026buried alive in a makeshift grave by some proper Glasto lads for once 😂 020
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Replying both to remind me to suggest something tomorrow and in the hope someone else suggests some 020
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026assumed there was something wrong with my Patreon app but came here to check and 130
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the “tv is too high” people are wrong! High tv kicks ass!! Haha! Yes! Fuck yes!! 1110
Reposted by RebaKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 03/10/2026a milestone for me: when "horny but socialist-ly" type Lana Del Raytheon got busted a) trying to cash in on their follower count to pressure a young woman into sex and b) nonbinar-ily setting up group DMs for women to "safely share nudes," then changed their avatar to a black circle in contrition 1344617
Reposted by Rebalegal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my 35-year Diet Coke addiction VINDICATEDnews.liverpool.ac.ukMajor trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks - University of Liverpool NewsMajor trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks 1182
Reposted by RebaDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Showing up to the interview smoking, drinking an iced coffee and wearing pantyhose over my head like a bank robber. The job interview is with Playboy in 1972 and I am immediately hired as a staff writer for life with pension and they even get me a literary agent so I can write books on the side 48611
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the 32nd and 33rd worst things about Herzog and Singal are 32). they exclusively use AI slop art for illustrations + 33) Singal is one of the all time nastiest uggos. barf 1251
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026Bride & Groom’s Signature Cocktails Laura: Aperol Spritz Scott: The stuff from the beginning of Prometheus 1132228
Reposted by RebaWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026action therapist trailer 1-4 28890327
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It probably is but I didn’t want to check too thoroughly and have to type a bigger number because I’m not ready for it 020
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just checked and this reference is over 15 years old. Jesus fucking christ 130
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS “BEST OF E.B. FARNUM (ALL SEASONS)” AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE QUOTES ALONGSIDE WITH THE SUPPORTING CHARACTER, E.B. FARNUM, 1100
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bus stop I use occasionally has repeating loud beep every second 24/7 to direct the sight-impaired to a big button that, when pressed, does absokutely nothing 150
Reposted by Rebag0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149593449
Reposted by RebaAnnie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus 5757103
Reposted by RebaReba @reba.bsky.social · 01/09/2023sorry to the hunky war martyr but according to the newspaper your wife didn't find happiness until she was getting railed by this fuckin nerd 081
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know someone who exclusively gets their coffee at Starbucks multiple times a day in a neighborhood with like six genuinely Great other coffee shops and they’re not zionist or whatever and it is completely baffling to me. equivalent to getting every lunch from Subway. They have to have it! 280
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST 342826324
Reposted by Rebaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵 14763251036
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026given that AI can easily solve some math problems I can’t even begin to wrap my head around it’s pretty weird it cannot write a single good, clever, new short story 021
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026[deep sigh realizing I’m going to have to once again rewatch the great three hour (??) video about how bad that show was] 110
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026HOLMES: You see here, Watson, around the keyhole, the small scratches? Clearly a drunkard’s fumbling with his keys every evening after too many pints at the pub. SUSPECT: I have Parkinson’s, asshole 191
Reposted by RebaZach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 12/09/2026I believe this is the most recent time this vital question was addressed definitively x.com/Joshstrangeh... 615917
Reposted by RebaReba @reba.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin 2441114
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026god hear my prayer. all I want is a cheap diner w/ shitty furniture. The food does not have to be immaculate! I am a reasonable person. Just a classic shitty diner please! In walking distance! And while I’m asking also a new groundbreaking weird anthology show with incredible writing & fresh ideas 0130
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 10/09/2026𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙔 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 ᴏʀɴᴀᴛᴇ/ʙᴀʀᴏǫᴜᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀɴ (?) ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢᴜʏ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ - $𝟤𝟧 𝟹𝟼𝚑 𝚡 𝟸𝟺𝚠 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛. 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 070
Reposted by RebaBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/09/2026This teaser has made me feel fully insane I can’t waityoutube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24YouTube video by A24 719112
Reposted by RebaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/09/2026Loving every syllable of this headline! 323411
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026eerily similar to every time you check to see if one of your favorite bands is touring soon and it turns out they played two blocks away last night and their next tour is scheduled for 2044 090
Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026on bike ride this morning thinking “there should be a day when they close lakeshore drive so you can bike on it” and got home and opened computer and learned there is that day, once a year, it’s today, and I missed it 3271
![Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.
Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.
“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”
He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.
I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.
Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.
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How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
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