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Robert Alan Wendeborn

@rawbbie.bsky.social
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Poet+Alchemist // sub contractor for the industrial beverage complex...

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
any phone is foldable if you're strong enough
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there was so much football over the weekend that @defector.com didn't even mention the Michigan v Western Michigan game in their round up, which turned out to be the most talked about game of the weekend defector.com/theres-too-m...
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There's Too Much Football Happening | Defector
Welcome to the Defector College Football Watch Guide, where Israel Daramola and Ray Ratto will tell you which of the weekend’s college football games are worth giving a crap about. Ray: Week 0 is behi...
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/08/2026
recession indicator
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Singled out premieres on MTV to return to accusing people of witchcraft
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just got back from a Nordic trip and didn’t sit in a car once in Helsinki. Public transit everywhere and walkable. Copenhagen didn’t have the transit ease, but the cycling was almost comically accessible. Every genre of person was on a bike. I saw a woman biking with a toddler who was mid meltdown.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Libraries should teach people how to use torrents.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Could have been said by any character in the show.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
Alt: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man. From big Lebowski
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Been here around 12 hours and Sweden is the Poconos with high speed rail.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Roberto Balaño, you would have loved the 2026 World Cup
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My feed is alive right now. This place has the juice.
A screenshot of some good tweets. Trust me bro, they’re so good.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am a friend to you, be my friend
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 26/06/2026
chicago bears legend william “the refrigerator” perry with a speech bubble to quoted skeet
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would rather develop a serious self harming regiment than talk to a robot about my feelings
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Defector @defector.com · 17/06/2026
"It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on. It looks like the aftermath of Boston Tea Party-style political action involving matcha."
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who…
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
$10 says Trump falls asleep on-camera during Game 3.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the ones who have their priorities straight.
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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the guys playing poker at the beginning of DICK TRACY
The guys playing poker at the beginning of Dick Tracy
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Second astronaut pointing a gun at the first: always has
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Favorite thing about Return of the Jedi is C-3PO is the only one not in on the plot to free Han Solo. He obviously could not be trusted since he was made by Darth Vader.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is an affront to a beautiful National holiday. Thanksgiving Eve is for getting blackout drunk at your hometown Applebees, talking to the former cheerleading captain who now has three kids and living unhappily married in a phoenix suburb.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My FDA Administrator, My Gastroenterologist www.politico.com/news/2026/05...
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Makary’s time atop FDA over, Diamantas named acting commissioner
The gastrointestinal surgeon’s tenure was marked by mass layoffs, persistent churn among senior leaders and policy fights.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just like they say: you got to lose money to lose money
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I didn’t know pornhub and family vacations were mutually exclusive
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
AI could never
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Telling people this is DJ Jazzy Jeff
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The multi-racial handshake from predator meme should be an emoji. It would be a good one.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
babybel walking through a wax museum: none of these would fit me
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
episode 020
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
An international incident
There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the
ones that was big enough that we all had to know it
had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to
half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land
I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the
way back inside and there was another shooting going
on. A real nasty one it looked like.
It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol
here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag
all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway
down again still.
They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last
month who had been in the National Guard a hundred
years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job
in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get
fired myself.
I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to
the ground to one-third mast and went back inside
feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to
care and then there was another shooting by the time
I got to my desk.
I went back outside again and lowered it further still.
The next day I came in to work and you won’t
believe what happened.
Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario
vis-à-vis the flag height and its approach to the soil.
People inside were debating what the definition of a massshooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy
about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming
the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out
what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time.
Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance
it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game.
Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so
I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the
ground once more.
Probably not worth remarking on what happened
by the time I came in the next morning and the next
one too and just between us I was running out of real
estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around
back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian
but there was some kid there instead who said in
his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so
I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual
Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar
and everything and went back out to the flagpole and
started digging to give the flag some breathing room
so it would never have to touch the ground which was
considered poor form in the flag community.
I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end
of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up.
The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis
now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American
flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this
rate. It was going to be a whole international incident.
People were going to get shot over it.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I just did my first impulse purchase of this pay period. I made it less than twelve waking hours. Totally worth it.
Keanu Reeves’s sticker from Etsy with a twist on the Robert Frost quote “no way out but through “
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can someone explain why legal zoom is advertising on the warhammer forty thousand wiki?
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
every night the same dream. throwing touchdowns to a gorilla in the rain
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nn @abigailnicole.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
thanks @barelyconcealed.bsky.social
Convo with my best friend: 
me: Moby Dick would be different if Moana were part of the crew  
them: In what way 
Me: Just thoughts i have reading the moana book to riza every night 
them: I might have kind of similar thoughts when I read on prison reform and think “oh Paddington would solve this”
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
thinking about becoming a politician with a single plank in my platform: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congres...
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Congressional Apportionment Amendment - Wikipedia
In the 1st United States Congress, James Madison put together a package of constitutional amendments designed to address the concerns of Anti-Federalists, who were suspicious of federal power under the new constitution. The Congressional Apportionment Amendment is the only one of the twelve amendments passed by Congress which was never ratified; ten amendments were ratified by 1791 as the Bill of Rights, while the other amendment (Article the Second) was later ratified as the Twenty-seventh Amendment in 1992. A majority of the states did ratify the Congressional Apportion Amendment and, by the end of 1791, the amendment was just one state short of adoption. However, no state has ratified the amendment since 1792.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pakistan has nukes. Thats the answer.
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Pictrix HQ @pictrix.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
from NO KINGS yesterday, in Portland — handed out by a guy in overalls and carrying a pitchfork on which tines was speared a sign, "ASK ME ABOUT GARDENING CLUB". So I did. (Regrets for not taking his photo as well.)
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Guys I found something important
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Was not ready to be complimented on the street.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
<Orson Welles Voice> Sexless coffee shop neo soul
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 18/03/2026
maduro grin
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 18/03/2026
I blame the troops
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
You know what Team USA could use? Some immigrants.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
oscar isaac reminds me of karl rove
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"I can't believe I spent more on my car maintenance than I did on therapy." - Wife while doing our taxes Our cars are in bad shape, but our mental health is A+
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of their actions…
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