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Robert Alan Wendeborn

@rawbbie.bsky.social
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Poet+Alchemist // sub contractor for the industrial beverage complex...

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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As soon as they invent libraries, it’s over for you hoes (and will cost $29.99/month)
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a good tweet.
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just wait till the folks in this photo get legacy admissions next generation. The right will be against merit and “relational” standards.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s a human beyblade.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
any phone is foldable if you're strong enough
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there was so much football over the weekend that @defector.com didn't even mention the Michigan v Western Michigan game in their round up, which turned out to be the most talked about game of the weekend defector.com/theres-too-m...
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There's Too Much Football Happening | Defector
Welcome to the Defector College Football Watch Guide, where Israel Daramola and Ray Ratto will tell you which of the weekend’s college football games are worth giving a crap about. Ray: Week 0 is behi...
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amazing
Google image search of “domestic abuse survivors flag” with images of said flag
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s defending the move in other posts, but here is the “it’s racist to distrust/dislike Hakeem” bsky.app/profile/etha...
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/08/2026
recession indicator
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Goa’uld just big fans of the PNW, surprised they didn’t find a Stargate in Forks WA.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Singled out premieres on MTV to return to accusing people of witchcraft
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love Trevor May.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/rawb...
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just got back from a Nordic trip and didn’t sit in a car once in Helsinki. Public transit everywhere and walkable. Copenhagen didn’t have the transit ease, but the cycling was almost comically accessible. Every genre of person was on a bike. I saw a woman biking with a toddler who was mid meltdown.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s a good tweet
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Libraries should teach people how to use torrents.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Could have been said by any character in the show.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
Alt: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man. From big Lebowski
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Been here around 12 hours and Sweden is the Poconos with high speed rail.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tomfoolery at its best
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I also like it here and don’t spend enough time. It’s like a favorite bar but I’m not much of a bar person these days?
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Roberto Balaño, you would have loved the 2026 World Cup
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bro 😂
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is true.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That’s the lead singer of Audioslave?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He’s dying the way he lived.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My feed is alive right now. This place has the juice.
A screenshot of some good tweets. Trust me bro, they’re so good.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ball don’t lie. Karma. Manifest destiny. Etc.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am a friend to you, be my friend
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He’s going to take her first name. Watch.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good tweet
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 26/06/2026
chicago bears legend william “the refrigerator” perry with a speech bubble to quoted skeet
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Honey potting big league sports is going to become a thing.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would rather develop a serious self harming regiment than talk to a robot about my feelings
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Defector @defector.com · 17/06/2026
"It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on. It looks like the aftermath of Boston Tea Party-style political action involving matcha."
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who…
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This but it’s wired to your skull instead of the red light.
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a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
ALT: a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
$10 says Trump falls asleep on-camera during Game 3.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You’re parlay hit
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, why are they so short compared to the players? Something is not right…
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the ones who have their priorities straight.
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VladRock (bleh) @padrock.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the guys playing poker at the beginning of DICK TRACY
The guys playing poker at the beginning of Dick Tracy
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Second astronaut pointing a gun at the first: always has
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Favorite thing about Return of the Jedi is C-3PO is the only one not in on the plot to free Han Solo. He obviously could not be trusted since he was made by Darth Vader.
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Robert Alan Wendeborn @rawbbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
John Cornyn run as an independent or shut up
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