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the weight of your heresy will stay your feet playboy

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i’m not gonna post a photo but you can summon the image of me washing my feet like a renaissance painting of something from the bible, except i’m in a hotel shower and it’s not a holy river or whatever but a bottle of vodka. find it in your mind’s eye

you see, i’m working the whole time i’m there and can’t get over to a drugstore or something. and the ABC stores don’t sell anything like that. or anything like isopropyl alcohol that would do the same thing. …but they DO sell tito’s in 12oz bottles, and, well, you can see where this is going

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

one of the things i do every time i’m in hawaii is, well, listen it’s the hottest place in the universe and i sweat a lot even on a good day which means my sweaty ass feet are a breeding ground for bacteria that make bad smells. “get some disinfecting soap and kill those germs!” you say. well,

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She understood the assignment.

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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’m normal 2 again now that i’m back in kona. sorry everyone i’m normal 2 again now. time to get horny on main and spend frivolously and smoke like a chimney i guess. that’s what that means apparently

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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

that friday musubi hits my hand like mjolnir

Photo of a hand holding an ABC Store spam musubi oddly tightly and upright, like someone clutching a beer for their life. In the background, somewhat out of focus, is Ali’i Drive in Kailua-Kona. This skeet is a play on the “that friday beer hits my hand like mjolnir” tweet. Thanks for reading!

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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The only reason firearms would look out of place in the type of fantasy I see is because the author, much like OP, doesn't know about their history and can't imagine making fantasy weapons out of them.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026

I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this

Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Miss this guy.

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

saw a commercial for new limited time nachos from subway and it was quite possibly one of the worst images of foodstuffs i’ve ever beheld

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026

Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.

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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah of course jacob geller. fuckin’ jesus christ trust no one

Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

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[mad scientist voice] they said i couldn't make a nazi out of only silly putty, googly eyes, and wooly willy hair. they... ah heh heh... LAUGHED at me! said i was a FOOL! [flipping breakers] they SCOFFED! [flips a big 1890s-style switch] [breaks into laughter] [thiel rises from the gurney] FOOLS!

kind of figured that ahti *was* the oldest house when i was playing through control. is he not in resonant?

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this isn't a lrs or a vaguepost or anything. i've just had "call someone doing the right thing but stupidly and for the wrong reasons 'chudley do-right'" stuck in my head for like a week now

look at fuckin' chudley do-right over here

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026

walked past the robot bar in my full electrician's kit after i clocked out last night. put a little extra swing in the hips to make the pliers and crimpers on my belt jingle when they looked. gotta leave 'em wanting more

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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/

4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 29/09/2026

I love them your honor

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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic

🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).

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ya learn something new every day!

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

are you not supposed to brush your teeth after eating what the hell is this

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Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 29/09/2026

Frankly, teenagers are dumb as shit, and I’m genuinely not saying this in a derogatory way. I was also dumb as shit as a teenager. So were you, and so was everyone. The price of youth is to be profoundly ignorant, because you simply haven’t had much time to learn things in. It’s completely normal

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i honestly don’t know what it is but airport bartenders are always like the most welcoming and chatty across the board. i’ve had a lot of rude or inattentive bartenders over the years but never at an airport. my retvrn thing is letting anyone into the airport without a ticket, i need more of this

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