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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 3h
this is all great and highlights something i really love about the apollo spacesuit (and a bunch of others) is that yes in fact the helmet is a big cartoony glass bubble, it just doesn’t look like that in moon photos you see because it essentially has a hood over it. 100% scientific accuracy here
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DonJCT @donjuanct.bsky.social · 9h
Been seeing the Moon a lot through my window lately. Moon doodles.
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TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 6h
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 12h
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Complicated Hot Dog Dream @vyria.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The duality of Tran Girlismo
A screenshot of two consecutive blsky posts from the co-host of the automotive podcast Tran Girlismo. The posts read as follows:

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The zoo has penguins!!! :D never kill yourself!

victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social • 9m
just one of those days where it feels like my brain is delaminating I guess
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/10/2026
He called us “ragazze” or “bellisima ragazze” the entire time and begged us not to go because we break-a his heart if we go, how he gonna go on without the most bellissima ragazze in-a Queens, no, all-a New York
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in awe of the facial hair technology on display here
a star wars galactic racer screenshot showing a jowly alien with stubble and a fantastic mustache with dangly tassels
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Baltimore Sun got the data on Maryland athletics alcohol sales and found that exactly one person got a Bud Light Seltzer at a Maryland football game last year www.baltimoresun.com/2026/10/06/m...
Only five Heineken cans were sold at Maryland baseball games.
Xfinity Center sold eight Hoop Teas.
And at SECU Stadium, among more than 105,000 alcohol sales, the records list exactly one Bud Light Seltzer can.
One.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the weight of your heresy will stay your feet playboy
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one of the things i do every time i’m in hawaii is, well, listen it’s the hottest place in the universe and i sweat a lot even on a good day which means my sweaty ass feet are a breeding ground for bacteria that make bad smells. “get some disinfecting soap and kill those germs!” you say. well,
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.tumblr.com/paulftompkin...
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💬 5  🔁 394  ❤️ 1144 · In 1977 I was 9 years old. · At a New Year’s Eve party at the house of a relative we didn’t see that often, I found myself up past my bedtime with the party in full swing. At…
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She understood the assignment.
Girl with the Green Ribbon
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m normal 2 again now that i’m back in kona. sorry everyone i’m normal 2 again now. time to get horny on main and spend frivolously and smoke like a chimney i guess. that’s what that means apparently
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that friday musubi hits my hand like mjolnir
Photo of a hand holding an ABC Store spam musubi oddly tightly and upright, like someone clutching a beer for their life. In the background, somewhat out of focus, is Ali’i Drive in Kailua-Kona. This skeet is a play on the “that friday beer hits my hand like mjolnir” tweet. Thanks for reading!
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only reason firearms would look out of place in the type of fantasy I see is because the author, much like OP, doesn't know about their history and can't imagine making fantasy weapons out of them.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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what did you think it was, 16 floors of executives taking phone calls like "tell brady on 9 it's still salt", "johnson I need those figures on the salt" what
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saw a commercial for new limited time nachos from subway and it was quite possibly one of the worst images of foodstuffs i’ve ever beheld
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah of course jacob geller. fuckin’ jesus christ trust no one
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[mad scientist voice] they said i couldn't make a nazi out of only silly putty, googly eyes, and wooly willy hair. they... ah heh heh... LAUGHED at me! said i was a FOOL! [flipping breakers] they SCOFFED! [flips a big 1890s-style switch] [breaks into laughter] [thiel rises from the gurney] FOOLS!
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at fuckin' chudley do-right over here
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
walked past the robot bar in my full electrician's kit after i clocked out last night. put a little extra swing in the hips to make the pliers and crimpers on my belt jingle when they looked. gotta leave 'em wanting more
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 29/09/2026
I love them your honor
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 29/09/2026
Frankly, teenagers are dumb as shit, and I’m genuinely not saying this in a derogatory way. I was also dumb as shit as a teenager. So were you, and so was everyone. The price of youth is to be profoundly ignorant, because you simply haven’t had much time to learn things in. It’s completely normal
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i fucking love airport bars so much. complete open season. nobody knows anyone. i sit down at 8AM for a beer and breakfast and the bartender goes “shot of buffalo trace with that, baby?” absolutely and god bless you for asking
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picard with hair staring at a planet exploding and turning to Riker going “Number One, have you considered that THAT just happened?”
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Railsmith @railsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lrs i will go to my grave not understanding the fucking point of vtubers and why they’re popular. you don’t need to put on a baby voice and have a bouncing gif of titties as your “camera” to stream, actually. maybe do anything else
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia
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Scandinavian101 @scandinavian101.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Contact front! Driver, reverse! UN scout mech performing a not-really-planned reconnaissance-in-force
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pave+ @paveplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no. 27: rebels #sst26 #spaceshiptember
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like... what
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
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E-40 Choices Yup and Nope Switched
YouTube video by The Megalodon TV
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 27/09/2026
Men in Black is on tv in the hotel and this is simply the best movie ever made
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/09/2026
i keep thinking of this clip it so perfectly encapsulates trying to explain any kind of internet-based job that's only existed for the past 10-20 years
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