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You like pondering the orb? It's early work was a little 'First Age' for my tastes, but when Tar-Telemmaitë came out in 2386, I think it really came into its own, commercially and artistically.

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 09/10/2026
I cannot emphasize enough how this is possibly the best day of my life.
Screenshot showing the Guru-Guru Song (the music box guy playing the song of storms) in the Nintendo music appScreenshot of that song being extended for a 60 minute loop.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 09/10/2026
SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP.
Screenshot of the Nintendo music app showing the recently added Majoras Mask soundtrack.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
5h ago
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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder if you are not Sicilian do not say submissive and breedable
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always think about this one:
"will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions"

"Said the Baudelaire children."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All of these segments are stunning in VR. My jaw is on the floor constantly. Video doesn't do it justice.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
If I learned anything from Chuck E. Cheese, it's that anything that runs on tokens is bullshit that is ripping you off
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

Twitter:

Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Women supporting women is a beautiful thing
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey that’s weird to say about someone.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there's gotta be, right?
Jordan Myrick asking Caldwell Tanner "When you guys need money, can you just draw something and put it on Etsy?" And Caldwell responding, "If there was an Etsy for Transformers porn, yeah."
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 31/07/2026
Majoras Mask sold 3 million copies. Another 3 million on the 3DS remake. Virtual Boy sold less than a million units. At this point I think they hate me personally.
Big icon saying Virtual Boy in the Nintendo music app.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/07/2026
A local teenager’s radical self-improvement plan includes an obvious attempt to imitate Shadow the Hedgehog. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@thenatewolf

Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I hate fucking soccer.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love you too Robocop
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Joy🏳️‍⚧️ 又 @safewithjoy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.
Game cube, Dreamcast, Xbox, PlayStation 2 signage at a 2001 convention
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/07/2026
Ed Zitron, The Smiling Man, the hair is from a coat
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
me_irl
in 1631 a dutch physician reported malays had informed him the orangutan could talk, but preferred not to "lest he be compelled to labour"

and then there is a nice picture of an orangutan
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fellas, is it sapphic to find love?
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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diane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
"trans people always knew they were trans" i didn't even see myself as a person until like a year ago i was just a walking void
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