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You like pondering the orb? It's early work was a little 'First Age' for my tastes, but when Tar-Telemmaitë came out in 2386, I think it really came into its own, commercially and artistically.

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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 09/10/2026
I cannot emphasize enough how this is possibly the best day of my life.
Screenshot showing the Guru-Guru Song (the music box guy playing the song of storms) in the Nintendo music appScreenshot of that song being extended for a 60 minute loop.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 09/10/2026
SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP.
Screenshot of the Nintendo music app showing the recently added Majoras Mask soundtrack.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 31/07/2026
Majoras Mask sold 3 million copies. Another 3 million on the 3DS remake. Virtual Boy sold less than a million units. At this point I think they hate me personally.
Big icon saying Virtual Boy in the Nintendo music app.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 08/04/2026
Today I learned someone opened a Trump burger joint and the guy got sued and then deported by Trump.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia article on Trump Burger. 

Trump Burger was a regional restaurant chain in the U.S. state of Texas. The Donald Trump–themed restaurant was established by Roland Beainy in Bellville in 2020. There were also locations in Bay City, Flatonia, and Greater Houston.

The Kemah location, which opened in March 2025,[4] was also known as MAGA Burger. The menu included burgers, sandwiches, and French fries.

The chain has received multiple lawsuits related to the business ownership, as well as a cease-and-desist letter from the Trump Organization.

In August 2025, the chain's founder Beainy, a Lebanese national, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents and has been charged with overstaying in the U.S. under the terms of his visa. In October 2025, it was reported that all Trump Burger locations had closed.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 07/03/2026
Images of chicken being flattened with text saying "What Is Flat Chicken"
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 26/01/2026
But how can I resist this gold?
Spam emails from my Yahoo account.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 07/01/2026
I just want bigger computers. Not even faster, just huge machines. If your PC isn't its own zip code it's worthless.
Picture of a cat sitting on a big computer.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 05/01/2026
GIMP.
A GIMP workspace with a bunch of squares labeled as pieces of furniture and a bunch of measurements.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 05/12/2025
It's more likely than you think.
Spotify wrapped showing my top albums
Even in Arcadia by sleep token 
Take me back to eden by Sleep Token 
This place will become your tomb my sleep token 
Bee and Puppycat soundtrack 
The Surface by Beartooth
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 04/12/2025
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.
Screenshot from discord saying that I have some privacy settings so I don't get a checkpoint after all. Music is great though.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 04/12/2025
I was sure you were joking because that sounds ridiculous. And then:
A screenshot of the "Discord Checkpoint" 
It says "You've reached a checkpoint. Look back at your 2025 on Discord"
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 22/11/2025
More fine additions to my collection
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 22/11/2025
Hell yeah
Picture of the Balatro enamel pins. 
They are:
A banana 
Jim Joker
And the Nope! Sign
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 21/11/2025
Do Discord admins count as mental health professionals?
Screenshot of a discord profile named "Legally Certified Good Girl™ 💖"
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 30/10/2025
Really feeling myself in the radioactive fallout.
Screenshot of my BlueSky timeline showing a picture of a skeleton covered in flowers drinking from a cup saying "Honestly, fuck it. Do what makes you feel like you"

Below that is a post saying I am going to start testing nuclear weapons
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 29/10/2025
"Ahego" faceThe kid from Ol Yeller holding a gun
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 24/10/2025
Place I'm renting has cameras and this is the only thing they've ever captured.
Cat sitting on a porch licking itself.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 18/10/2025
Chat is this normal?
List showing my recently played music. 
Get Lonely by The Mount Goats 
Rammstein 
Bruno Mars 
The Mars Volta
Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
Barbie: The Album
Chapter 3: The Last selecti- By Paleface Swiss
Pretty.Odd. by Panic! At the disco 
Give Up by The Postal Service 
This place will become your tomb by Sleep Token.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 13/10/2025
These are keeping me alive right now but "Mentho-lyptus" makes me unreasonably upset for some reason.
A pack of Halls cough drops on a keyboard. 
Apparently they're "Mentho-lyptus" flavor for some reason. 
Is that supposed to be like a cool eucalyptus flavor or something?
Do people like the taste of eucalyptus??
I thought it was just a plant with a good smell or something. Do I want to eat eucalyptus now? Am I a fucking koala bear?
And I don't even taste the menthol, so that's not a flavor! It's more of an effect!
Why not write "eucalyptus flavor with menthol cooling" or something. 
Because then you have to admit that you made your cough drops taste like a basic ass plant instead of literally anything else?
Just think, somebody probably made twice my yearly salary to describe the flavor of a cough drop and they still did a pretty piss poor job. And this is why I will be campaigning for the American Communist Party this next election.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 07/10/2025
I've been replaying Majoras Mask and the soundtrack goes just as hard as I remember, but no. We can't have that, we need 2 versions of paper mario and the thousand year door. I'm starting to think this is personal.
Screenshot of the Nintendo music app showing where they added 2 different versions of Paper Mario and the thousand year door. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 03/10/2025
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 01/10/2025
Chat is this normal for October?
Picture of my cars outside temperature gauge saying 102f
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 26/09/2025
Why is nobody talking about this? 🤔🤔🤔
A Google Trends search for "Techno Music" over time showing a peak in 2004 and a slow decline over time. Just like the rest of the United States although arguably the peak for the US was way sooner. Probably like 1848 or something like that. I don't know history, I just have stupid thoughts like searching "Techno Music" in Google trends. If that doesn't tell you who you're dealing with then I can't help you and good luck with that time share you just bought.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 22/09/2025
This is great but I will continue to be salty until they post Majoras Mask.
Screenshot of the Nintendo Music app. There's a an image saying Zelda II - The Adventure of Link.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 20/09/2025
It was a valiant effort but you how cats are.
Image of a black cat rolling over on a desk in front of a keyboard.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 20/09/2025
For example:
A desk with 3 monitors and a ton of other stuff around it.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 15/09/2025
My only complaint:
A zoomed on picture of Matt Damon with a camera in the middle of his head
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 08/09/2025
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 31/08/2025
Timeline did a thing.
Screenshot of a BlueSky Timeline. There are 2 posts. 
One from The Onion that reads "Taylor Swift hints new album could be about her"
The other is from Pink Floyd Hourly and says
"Who cares what it's about as long as the kids go"
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 02/08/2025
Every install screen should look like this. Every time I install a game from Steam, my desktop should be blue and be unusable the entire time. Phones too. If I can't stare at a blue screen and a little progress bar for 10 minutes, how bad do I really need that app.
Screenshot of the SimCity 3000 installer wizard.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 30/07/2025
Day 747292 of Majoras Mask being snubbed but thank god we got Mario Paint.
Screenshot of the Nintendo Music app where they've added Mario Paint.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 14/07/2025
My timeline did a thing.
Screenshot of my BlueSky timeline showing a comic by Haus of Decline. The last couple panels show a lot of people walking out of a cornfield. 
Below that is a screenshot from King of the Hill showing a crowd of people pointing up.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 11/07/2025
#Chasers
A row of vanity license plates along the top of a wall. One license plate says "Chasers"
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 08/07/2025
Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword have all been added to the Nintendo app TWICE, but Majora's mask remains missing. :(
A list showing Zelda games added to the Nintendo music library. Some entires are circled or underlined.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 03/07/2025
LFG. 2 mil by 7/31.
1,000,335 signatures out of 1,000,000 132,408 signatures out of 100,000.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 20/06/2025
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 13/06/2025
Big "8 year old fidgeting while in line at McDonalds" energy.
Picture of a United States Marine doing foot stuff.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 13/06/2025
@pfrazee.com Is there any chance we could get some extra space up top when viewing profiles? Using a Pixel 9
Picture of my Bluesky profile and my header image of Matt Damen. My camera makes it look like Matt has a huge hole in his head. Close up image of Matt Damen looking like he got lobotomized with a pogo stick.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 05/06/2025
Zoomed in Matt Damen with a big hole in his head
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 05/06/2025
Hope punch cameras are now very very good actually. 10/10.
Picture of a phone showing my Bluesky profile. The header image is Matt Damen with a 1000 yard stare. The hole punch camera on the phone looks like a giant black spot on his forehead.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 28/05/2025
A 4 panel meme showing 'Nah' on st Patrick's who drove the snakes out of Ireland and showing 'Ayyyy' on St Juib who drove the cliff racers out of Morrowind.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 27/05/2025
Now my notes are in Outlook. In unrelated news, I will be running for office on a platform of bringing back drawing and quartering.
List of items in Outlook named things like:
UPDATE
Ticket 57903
Put in ticket for PSE PO
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 29/04/2025
Closest I could get
A smiling blushing emoji smiling with it's eyes closed.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 18/04/2025
Makes me wonder how many of these are around here. I know there's one off of 45 and Cypresswood.
Screenshot of a a grassy area and some tress right next to a highway. There's a Toyota Corolla in the foreground on the feeder road. 

Below that is a screenshot of Goole Maps with the location of the Wunsche Family Cemetery.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 07/04/2025
GM's tribute to the F-14 Tomcat.
Straight on view of an F-14
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 26/03/2025
He's such a good helper.
A set of drawer slides sitting on top of a huge computer with a grey and white cat in the background.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 23/03/2025
I hadn't actually paid a lot of attention to egg prices so I looked today. I have a receipt from 9/2023 where I got 18 eggs for less than $2. Checking today, this same item is $6.50.
A receipt showing Hill County Fare Grade A Extra Large White Eggs, 18 ct costing 1.93A screenshot of a listing of 18ct eggs going for $6.47.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 17/03/2025
I love it when Raymond curls up like he's doing a cannonball.
A grey and white cat curled up on a white and grey blanket. He's curled up into a ball with his front leg grabbing his back leg and his head tucked in like he's doing a cannonball into a pool.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 06/03/2025
Reminds me of my charging squid. Early cellphones were hell.
A cable that's a normal USB connector at one end and splits out into 10 different cables. I don't even know what half of these connectors are. There are 3 different sizes of barrel plug, 5 different USB-ish looking things, and 2 multi-pin connectors. One is ab early Iphone and I have no idea what the other one is.
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Age verified by reciting the old forbidden texts. @rabidgummy.com · 06/03/2025
Texas schools put menus in the classroom because not enough kids are going to Lubys.
A picture of a Lubys sign. The bottom area says "Inflation hasn't affected the price of salvation"
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