iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Something very magical about setting up Santa’s mischief for my 3-year-old nephew with my dad and brother and realizing (now that I’m on this side of things) that the Magic of Christmas is actually just a ton of people who love you working hard to bring you joy with no ego about taking credit for it

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

invite jesus for a threesome, call it a hole-y trinity

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

weirdest thing that came from realizing i have celiac's was that upon recovery it turns out my reflexes are actually Not shit . Where was this when i was a teenager. i could have had sooooo much hackey sack cred but nooooo god had to silent nerf me

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

i respect the hummingbirds fighting over their feeder so much. it’s like if a guy stood around a 10,000 gallon tanker of Sprite that got replenished every two days and when ever someone else got near he’d walk right up and punch them in the face

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

in these trying times i ask you all to remember that at the end of the day, i am so unserious

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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 22/12/2024

I b in the hole like

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

yet another case of so-called feminists thinking the existance of "toxic masculinity" is an excuse to ridicule transmasculine dysphoria. exposing/using long johns' deadname is not "funny", he doesnt just "not like it", he has expressed s**c*dal ideation in my DMs bc of this bullying. Enough of this

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Now honey, mommy is giving you her undivided attention

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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Cold outside sarah palin was right

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

minecraft youtube is really the gift that keeps on giving

YouTube comment section exchange between "darkshadow99-ny2ct" and "LugiatheOceanGuardian".

@darkshadow says Why are zoomers like this?

@Lugia says why are we like what huh? Inquisitive? Inquiring? Explorers?

@darkshadow Scared of bugs and glitches

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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Today's bear is 602. 602 is an adult male around 11 years old, and he gets so fat he looks more like a mountain than a bear. 602 doesn't hold a place in the dominance hierarchy because he only spends time at Brooks River in the fall, and the big boys mostly ignore him.

A very large brown bear sits in a rapidly flowing river, his back up against a mossy rock wall. Water is dripping from his chin.

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

chatting shit? come&get a look at my approximately 66 followers made up of an indeterminable amount of AI cloutbots.. suddenly soundin real quiet luv xx

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.

An orange and white cat appears annoyed. As if people are asking him questions at 3:30 pm on december 20.

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

where was peter piper finding this pickled pepper tree anyway

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed

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💀 Texas Lanesaw Massacree 💀 @runnerlane.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery, but there will be signs.

A mariachi band, including two trumpeters, a violinist, and two guitarists around a dog in a pink dress. The caption reads “my rich friend threw a quinceañera for his dog.”

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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Amazon workers in the International Brotherhood of Teamsters union are striking across the country. Workers at an Amazon warehouse in San Francisco, California, and six delivery stations in southern California, New York City; Atlanta, Georgia, and Skokie, Illinois have walked out. Eff Bezos.

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707Kat @707kat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

If you can. Choose differently. (Not a possibility for everyone) - Use Linux instead of Windows/MacOS. - Stop using Alphabet/Google, Meta, Microsoft etc. platforms as much as you possibly can. - Build on OpenSource platforms. - Learn how to self-host instead of using cloud. Prepare yourself.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/12/2024

Dating a beekeeper would be stressful because if they called you "honey," you wouldn't know if they were being romantic or if they were just thinking about work again.

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

My best friend is just some goop i refuse to mop up. She used to be a person but i squished her :(

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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Mr Wolf frame study from a while ago 🐺✨

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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

Face Painting. 🖌️

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024

while out last night i heard the kind of blood curdling scream that someone lets out if they were being murdered. naturally i went to investigate and found a group who it clearly came from, and i found out the reason for that scream was they found a free pack of unopened cigarettes on the ground

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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i hate when a female character is straight it’s so unnatural it breaks my immersion

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

catching up w/the girlies over bubble tea... call that kiki&boba

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

When someone says Pacific instead of specific

Ragazzo morso da un ramarro painted by the Italian Baroque painter Caravaggio, shows a curly-haired man pulling a face like he’s just heard someone say ‘Pacific’, ‘Expresso’ or ‘Mataland’.

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

If i eat a single one of these the rest of my life will be pretty god damn short on account of my intestines will start falling out

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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 15/12/2024

At the t4t hookup like don't worry I'm a verse we can take turns being one who cries

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Top 10 Anime Betrayals #1-10: my partner drank my cup of water and DID NOT REFILL IT

Gaunt markiplier stares with red rimmed eyes into the camera

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/12/2024

if someone tried to hit me with their car I would simply say no, it is illegal to run me over without my permission

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

at the nunnery and Sister Sine wont shut up about astrology like some kind of false prophetess witch

A painting of White Jesus, who stares in a white robe judgementally at the viewer.

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I will want several more cookies. i will try to get you to give me your house or something ......... i dont really remember how that book went.

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Im like that mouse from if you give a mouse a cookie...... if you give me a cookie ill just ... ... love that cookie

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pressed lemon 🍋 @quinn-fabray.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Idk why people keep blaming that patsy l**gi.... we all know who really did it . Stop protecting him

Lofi cropped image of sam hyde in all black with a huge gun

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