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Faytuks Network @faytuksnetwork.bsky.social · 6h
Special forces led by Blackwater founder and Trump ally Erik Prince suffered over twenty casualties after being ambushed in the Congo, with a popular former UFC fighter among the wounded - Reuters
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
folks
An ad for Drybar featuring a woman dissatisfied with her hair who becomes satisfied with it, but the important thing here is the ad is headlined "Introducing CHASERS."
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 08/10/2026
one of the advantages of having tried to understand marxist theories about capital is that it’s always immediately bleedin obvious that capital will never ever allow economies of automation to result in increased leisure
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11h
were they hiding? pretending to be rocks? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 8h
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 7h
are you normal or can i derail your thoughts by putting 🎶YOU ALL, EVERYBODY🎶 in your head
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 8h
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah. she deserves to walk free and live the rest of her life in safety and comfort with full access to medical care… and the death penalty has no moral, medical or financial justification whatsoever and must be unilaterally abolished
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fucking abject horror
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
unfortunately my brain is trying to figure out how to turn “gleeful child predator” into a “spiders georg” variant, I am a deeply flawed individual idk man, a lot more child predators are out here free as a bird than are getting the death penalty
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obama continues to be one of the most pro-LGBTQ presidents.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Personally I think that if you survive an execution attempt, that’s the state’s last chance they get to punish you and you can go free now. Along with compensation for the literal torture.
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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no
Screenshot of tweet (sorry) from @byron_queen that says “finally reading House of Leaves” and below is the standard Domino’s delivery pizza box, covered in words and pictures about pizza, a cacophony of visual noise that goes beyond gaudy and teeters on the brink of old timey farmers almanac pizza madness.
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s one of those books that really hammers you over the head with the THIS IS QUEER NEURODIVERGENT DISABLED REPRESENTATION LOOK AT ME IM DOING IT and the cutesy twee tumblr language is absolutely part of that
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@octopusgallery.bsky.social I finished that book and yeet did absolutely stick out like a sore thumb, jeez
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not now, I'm thinking about the 17th century Japanese dragonfly helmet
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 07/10/2026
some of you on here
Please Don't Play with Me, I'm Old and Delicate
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 07/10/2026
in fairness he has the exact same politics as a pretty sizable amount of Castro gays
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hasbro’s basilisk
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 07/10/2026
Please enjoy this minute long video of @governor.ny.gov struggling and failing to get one of @mta.info's new turnstiles to let her pass into her own press conference about the new turnstiles 🤣
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This sounds like what a muscle or circuit gay would say after a good vacation.
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BLOOD WORK @bloodwork.show · 07/10/2026
Blood Work is one year old. Thanks for listening. bloodwork.show
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pajareo @pajareo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
Historical black-and-white illustration showing how carrier pigeons were transported: a pigeon in a small cloth bag, a soldier carrying a pigeon in a specially designed pouch, and another soldier carrying several pigeons in a harness. The bottom illustration shows a portable frame designed to carry multiple pigeons.
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no! absolutely not! tea and a nice nap instead.
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me most mornings these days
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.
The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.
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Joyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Say goodbye to these” is foundational to human culture
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yup I had a tiny sandwiches on Hawaiian rolls year
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"kindness is the real punk rock" - yukio mishima
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Julia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP Eva Marie Saint #HATM www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/m...
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Eva Marie Saint, Oscar Winner for ‘On the Waterfront,’ Is Dead at 102
A luminous beauty with dramatic depth, she brought a layered intensity to harrowing roles and seduced Cary Grant in the romantic thriller “North by Northwest.”
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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa, elvira’s sister @valisdheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my loves, mishima was a dedicated fascist. granted, he was the only honorable one (seppuku), but please i’m begging you not to be seduced by his sexiness or strong values
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 06/10/2026
yuuko from nichijou @headsfallsoff

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn’t know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Rob @thedreadfulpoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A boss I had in retail once decided unilaterally to change their title from Community Relations Manager (known company-wide as CRM) to Business Development and Sales Manager and had a couple hundred cards printed with BDSM under their name
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sorry
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Quark's Shocked Face in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
ALT: Quark's Shocked Face in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CW: child death, medical torture - i learned something new (and horrifying): apparently up until the NINETEEN EIGHTEES people were sometimes doing surgery on infants without pain relief under the assumptions that newborns don't experience pain, & then wondering why they were dying of shock
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/10/2026
Le Wackisme
Wired app push notification 

New Frontier
3m ago
A French company claims its newest Al model, ‘Le Chonk,’ can compete with the
US and China
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
new ideology called short termism where you are beaten with sticks any time you say "utils" or consider any event more than 20 years away
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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