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All Hallows’ Steve

@qqzm.bsky.social
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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties

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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 9h
For an idea of how billionaire math works, when MacKenzie Scott started giving all this money away in 2020, her net worth was about $30 billion. Since then, she's given away $26.2 billion... and her net worth is STILL just about $30 billion. She literally can't give it away fast enough to run out.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 9h
idk i think i would take performative kindness over sincere cruelty
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Bert Kreischer: I'm Right Here - The Cabin
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 16h
This is an absolutely key point that so many on the winning side of the referendum seem happy to handwave away. If Russia influenced the result *at all* that matters hugely. If we don't all accept that as a principle we're in a dangerous place.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤣
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Gone on holiday and I think this hotel is haunted by George Michael
Soap and a box of tissues, labelled “Carex” and “Whisper” respectively
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hold me like an avocado Thrill me like an avocado Kiss me like an avocado Kill me like an avocado
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is that the shortlist for this year’s Nobel prize for literature?
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poo in the Zoo
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Winnie’s the one on the left?
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wise words
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Writing “afternoon nap” on my todo list just so I can cross something off.
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matthewⓥ🇵🇸 @t0mbstoneblues.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I recently had a wonderful conversation with Thee Sinseers, a Chicano soul group who just released one of my favourite albums of the year. We spoke about love, community, history and tradition, humanity and speaking out for what's right faroutmagazine.co.uk/thee-sinseer...
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Web developer: it’s a bug in the css
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love Bulgaria
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was actually worse than that. I’d already called them up and said I was suspicious something had happened to my card and told them to cancel it.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first story was just now. The second story was years ago.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My credit card company when I try to spend 99p: Who are you? Are you sure this is genuine? Please jump through 10 hoops to prove it. My credit card company when a data breach exposed my card number and scammers bought 7 iPhones in Morrison’s: 🤷‍♀️ seems fine.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t see how you could resist.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This took me a second.. 😅
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*nods* Mine’s the 10th of December
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of it or just a boner part?
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When's your birthday?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/07/2025
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a root that cannot be simplified. Maybe you’ve surd of it.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tory MPs in the 90s booking an hour with Miss Whiplash
A checkbox that says “I agree to the terms of submission”
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep thinking it’s Tuesday.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously 💥 🤣
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inside me there are two wolves. They’re both singing songs from musicals. Different ones.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy got people from around the world to teach him their favourite dance moves. 📹Ed People
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have told that joke many times since I heard it from you
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I remember the song
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually at just under 2 hours it’s quite long for a kiddy film.
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re really lovely. And I can’t believe what great pictures you’ve taken of them!
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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George Takei's Oh My Reaction
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can do it for free
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taken my Mum to the spa. She keeps making snarky comments about how skimpy other people’s bikinis are. Very loudly 🤦‍♀️
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That makes sense
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How is it that leftovers are better than the original?
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The is very true. If I’d missed my train I’d be really stuck 🤣
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought I was late so I rushed and now I’ve arrived ridiculously early. -A memoir
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great news for Alan Carr as he's no longer the most obvious traitor ever. #traitors
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Westley: I Believe You - The Princess Bride
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tattoo, but I’ve no idea what of
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