iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I think your Pokémon trainer's bones and tissues should be simulated like in Dwarf Fortress

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl

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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

stop using the Crescendo 2. The pussy game is too strong. It thirst for the blood of innocent men

Ad image of a purple adult toy designed for vaginal and clitoral stimulation that has Positives and Negatives info boxes. Positives include alleviates dryness and pain, improves intimacy, fully flexible design adapts to your body, delivers deep, targeted stimulation. Negatives are listed in the client review voice: I used to have free time. Now I have Crescendo 2 time. This is in bold. Second negative is my partner has started hiding from me. Hiding from me is in italics.

This is very funny.

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/02/2025

public health issues are an issue of flesh transcendence. those in power want you to be condemned to the weaknesses of your birth configuration while they are not. they wish to trap you in a weakened form to strengthen themselves. while you wish to live beyond your limitations

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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

These spam emails are so awkward 🙄

image of an email app called “Mail Barn”, logged into CarterDavisEmail@mailbarn.org.

currently selected email shows an image of a man with a melty head standing in a dark kitchen.

From: BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com
Subject: Soon You Will Be My Meal

Hello Carter Davis, I am Just letting you
know that youll be my meal soon.

other emails in the inbox:

chasecreditcard@zcx8.chase.5m2.net :
Subject: Pleaseconfirm credit card of yours.

BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com :
Subject: I Will Cook You On The Stove

Mommy Dearest
Subject: Good morning my sweet pumpkin

ronaldmcdonald@mcdoonald.net.com
Subject: Free mcdonald gift card

BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com
Subject: Soon You Will Be My Meal

BigMan9999999999 @zippymail.com
Subject: I Will Eat Yu Like A Burger

BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com
Subject: Do You Like To Get Munched??

Internal Revenue Service
Subject: This is your final warning

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 12/01/2025

just pointing out that it's easy to assume you're a Nazi. surely under the basis of equality you would agree that if you're allowed to barge in and point stuff out i'm allowed to do the same

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 12/01/2025

doesn't it seem kind of suspicious that you're such a literate person but don't know 88 is used as a shorthand for "heil hitler"?

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 11/01/2025

i didnt use that. cant remember why! but yeah that would make it even easier

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 11/01/2025

that is what redditors want you to think so they can feel smart. it doesnt have an installer so that part can be intimidating but if you patiently follow the wiki guide youll be home free pretty quickly

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 29/11/2024

never complain about how bad computers are and say "and DON'T tell me to install linux!" i installed arch and 5 months later i just click the button that plays games. completely forgotten how to use the computer, its like living inside of a machine that automatically jacks you off for free

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 26/11/2024

i dont know you at all but i saw the conversation and she was scolding you unfairly. there is nothing disrespectful about what you posted

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 26/11/2024

i think you must be mistaking her post with your own earlier in the thread?

@irenetherogue post screenshot - Ngl not being the target of misogyny until adulthood sounds faaaaaar better in every conceivable way than being the target of it from birth but maybe that's just my lived experience talking

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 12/11/2024

i keep hearing ppl say E will always be easier to get bc they give it to cis women and i am here from that side to say i know there was a time they used to do that but they dont anymore, cis or trans if you are a woman they do not think you need hormones to live

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 29/10/2024

my friend works for an electrical co-op developing a model that estimates energy usage which saves energy and customers' money. the ML field is so much more mature and diverse in applications than genAI, it's a shame that chatgpt and the like have poisoned the term "AI"

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/10/2024

Maybe if I ruminate more I’ll feel better

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Urine should exit your body at 175,000 miles an hour and the force should blow you backwards through a wall

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 05/10/2024

winter is coming and you know what that means . ur gonna start thinking “when i was a kid the world was more vibrant like literally the saturation seemed higher” and bitch first of all ur thinking of windows 7 & the Wii & second of all ur mind gonna be blown in the spring when all the leaves are new

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 09/09/2024

oh my god somebody else played glitch

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 01/09/2024

i thought that installing arch linux would change my life in some kind of transcendent spiritual way but its more or less exactly the same as using the computer

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 27/08/2024

just for the record, it may not be as simple as this anymore, my doctor would not prescribe testosterone because it's "off label" and there are brand new expensive drugs for low sex drive in women now

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 14/08/2024

the writer has a previous blog that identifies it as a trans panic issue (and is herself a trans woman), not to say that this explains/excuses the issues with that blog but just for context defector.com/j-k-rowling-...

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J.K. Rowling Invents A Trans Olympian To Get Mad At | Defector

Despite the obnoxious bluster from the right that the growing visibility of trans women in public life would end women’s sports as we know it, the Olympics have been yet again dominated by cis athlete...

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 14/05/2024

mistakenly identified a mason bee as a carpenter bee and now their union is up my ass

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

I wish I could brush my teeth for 16 hours a day but somebody’s got to put food on the table

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

Glad I made the trek last night to capture this crazy shot. Nature truly does surround us everywhere!

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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

jack dorsey gave himself an eating disorder so he could wear Rick Owens

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 10/05/2024

i found this toad in the park by almost dropping my phone on it

stately green toad chilling in the dirt by some tree roots

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/05/2024

(Del in that Gorillaz song voice) Finally, someone sucked me off in a cave

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

if you die, get your ashes stored in ceramic dog vessel. looks like dog ash, throws off ash hunters.

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

Dr. Mario entering the exam room for 12 seconds and wordlessly prescribing me a massive blue and yellow capsule before leaving for an all-inclusive karting weekend provided by BluYellow PharmaCo. The toad at reception tells me this will cost 475 gold coins.

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 17/04/2024

World Market has committed federal crimes in my email inbox for the LAST time

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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 14/04/2024

RETURN TO MELNIBONE (2017) Oil on Illustration Board - 10" x 7.5" With oils left on my palette, I painted over shapes on an old illustration board. As soon as I started to lay the color on it, I was thinking of the ruins of Melnibone. www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/20...

A white dragon with Elric riding on its back soars against the backdrop of a fantastic city rendered in amber and black. Steps wind up to an ornate gate and into the city of Melnibone.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

kratom boiled shrimp

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 24/03/2024

Some scientists wear long flowing robes. Some scientists have wands. Some scientists are working on a cure for death that will cost them everything

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purring maggot @purringmaggot.me · 14/03/2024

how the hell do you keep attracting these weirdos day after day

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

This is magnificent. It translates what Chu once called "the disavowal of the transsexual" into a prescient and, most importantly, approachable argument. The freedom trans people are seeking is a foundational matter of justice. nymag.com/intelligence...

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The Freedom of Sex

The moral case for letting trans kids change their bodies.

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