Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 11hnobody has ever invented a mean anime girl before. It's unprecedented in the history of horny. 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He was the evil twin, the other twin's name was Glaston Gock 030
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They're 20 years deep in some kind of dead end delusion that doing nothing is actually the cleverest, most sophisticated, most effective and most ethical thing a politician can do. Wonk brain trapped by the sound of one hand clapping 150
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Making products" is a bug in the modern economy, not a feature. Companies that stubbornly insist on prioritizing "making products" will continue to be punished for it. 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We need something on the level of shut the fuck up Friday just to remind people that THE SPYING ON YOU IS THE POINT this is the evolution of "if you aren't paying for it, you're the product" Gmail is free because THE SPYING ON YOU IS THE POINT Claude is available for your use because THE SPYING etc 0338
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unfortunately, where shorts in the main ding room is a place where men and boys can't. 080
Reposted by Friendly PumpkinMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25486541182
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"you're right, that seven-part parlay was not a sure thing, it was wrong of me to say that it was. I will recommend a better parlay next time." 0160
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"her current role is more than she can handle" will be true for the rest of her life even during periods of unemployment or retirement 0350
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A smiling doofus who saves squirrels constantly is a much better comic book character than some brooding alien god doing nothing but snarly fistfights with other alien gods 240
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At that point you aren't even playing fantasy football, you're just buying a lottery ticket from your friends 0190
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's like a professional scapegoat. By going out first and going too hard he lets the rest of the Rape Culture Defense Force go farther than they otherwise would have without seeming as bad as him. He stretches the Overton window toward rape by overstepping it. 120
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If they like this one, they should listen to that one where they just whisper "all I want in life is to be happy" So true man They're like, true philosophers 000
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My only regret is that he's far enough out of the public's memory that he won't get nearly as many ripbozos and crab dances as he deserves 110
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's exactly the outcome conservatives want 040
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That second type gets real pathetic. Guy who subconsciously knows he's wrong and only showed up to see if someone could tell him that he's right actually 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You are very generous to call that a modicum 030
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Julies don't want me and hell refuses to take me 052
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Damn a mean anime schoolgirl I can't believe someone finally invented that. It's so fucking amazing that the entire country of anime didn't have that character archetype before and now people who are into it have no choice but to butt chug butterbeer about it 050
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When a dog that's normally chill gets aggro or anxious around someone it's almost always because they're keyed in to their owner's anxiety, meaning a dog will frequently reinforce their owner's subconscious biases. Taking that reinforcement as confirmation and justification is pretty awful shit. 031
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That theme song is really a case study in how the right sound can make a catchy tune out of complete nonsense 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Seeing so many people going "maybe,, this guy,,, doesn't need to be punished,,," and remembering that other guy we remorselessly ran out of youtubetown for plagiarism 2 years ago. Hard to conclude anything other than "the YouTube video essay audience considers rape less serious than plagiarism" 191
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'd like to thank Bill Belichick for giving Notre Dame fans the novel experience of not being the most hated entity on the field 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I honestly never had a single complaint about the mako. Didn't go out of my way to drive it, but I didn't really get what all the complaining was about 020
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The definition of too much wealth is easy: it's when they start telling you you can't live in a normal neighborhood anymore and have to move to a compound, with security. 000
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely funny that the chatbot is one letter off of impersonating palantir's ceo here 010
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Entire article boils down to, "The old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born; in the meantime, you can pay the bills by helping build the data centers" 191
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We've all seen him show up to harass the Epstein survivors wearing Dockers that still have the sticker on them. And while that's definitely crank shit, it isn't amendment crank shit 060
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Update the lyrics that went viral were fake. Whatever. 030
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you had asked me to match up Macklemore/Eminem/Carry the Charlie Flame/Risking career to oppose Genocide, I mean honestly I probably would have guessed right, but it's funny it happened so close together 171
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But the answer is closer to "everybody knows it's completely against the interests of running the company effectively in the medium to long term, but it provides a short term improvement to the balance sheet, and that's all that matters" 150
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I once worked for a company that was in the grips of "previous ownership sold the office and laboratory complex and rented it back, what an insane decision, we have to take on debt to buy it back" At the time I thought that meant "sell and lease back" was a fad, that it was being discredited. 150
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't want to fully fall into the trap of "every financial thing is comparable to a family budget," but If a family sold their house to someone and then rented it back from them, that would be pretty universally recognized as a sign of desperation 3102
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026another day working at the cotton swab factory. everyone keeps asking me if they can lick the swabs. buddy, they wont even let me lick them. But I do anyway 😎 084
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Most of American morality works this way: if you're the right sort of person, excuses will be made for your conduct. If you're the wrong sort of person, your innocent conduct can be criminalized. 2203
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In a world that makes sense, rape is a crime and rapist is a word for people who commit it. In American culture, rapist is a kind of frightening stock character that a person can be, and if a person isn't that character, America will find an excuse to call their conduct "not rape". 2287
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like to keep the search for fun things I like to spend free time on separate from the search for meaning in life, it seems like a lot of fandom types conflate the two 030
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HOI4 stands for Handing Out Invitations 4, it's a wedding planner simulator 000
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are certain kinds of "not getting it" that make a film better. 010
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So on top of the fact that The reasons we execute people are bad, The process for deciding who to execute is bad for multiple independent reasons, The methods we use are bad, The justifications for those methods are bad, We are also just... Bad at doing it. At a practical level Fuckin sucks dude 092
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every single team required to hit a sacrilege quota to prevent this from happening again 140
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was just always a pumpkin dipshit and the first time I became aware of "changing the theme for spooky season" I was just like "...oh." 120
