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@puffinpurple.bsky.social
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Another tired neurodiverse queer nerd on the internet (he/they)

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To save time, just going to do all the various /^[A-Z]ocktober$/ at once in one day
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact, despite the name, the traditional German Locktoberfest actually starts in late September
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell, how has it been *9* years of me living in Berlin?... 🫠
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HEAD OFFICE HAS ASKED ME TO PASS THIS ON
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026
Here's that exit poll with extra cat.
Cat sat with back to TV with exit poll.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh! 👀
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026
🗳️ Just voted in our first ever election as Germans 🇩🇪 If you can vote, please go and do it. If you aren't German but have an EU passport you can vote in the district council elections. Every vote against the AfD matters. You have till 6pm!
Me and Josh at the polling station.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't fuck this up today, Berlin
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Built an old Lego set I remembered I had
A small Lego model of Road Runner and Wile E Coyote on my TV stand
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: New cat species just dropped! 🧪 What is a tilcayo, exactly? Well, it's a small wild cat in the genus Leopardus and a member of the tiger cat species complex, but it is NOT a tigrina, oncilla, kodkod, Geoffroy's cat... www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always love those Steam reviews that go "yes, I've ploughed 200-300 hours of playtime into this game, but it's shit and I wouldn't recommend it..."
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this anything? I'm trying this new thing of not automatically hating the way I look in every photo / mirror I see?
A selfie of me, with tied-back long black hair, glasses and a moustache, on a sofa in front of a bookcase
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 01/01/2025
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 14/09/2026
Yes I know it's shit but it's hard filming a vid doing spontan German whilst feeding the crow on your head. 🐦‍⬛ Anyway, download Friends Against Fascists and get five friends out to vote for democratic parties next Sunday. 😊 🍏 apps.apple.com/us/app/frien... 🤖 play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dear men: having healthy views on gender and all the expectations that come with it is hot, actually
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Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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Kyiv Post @kyivpost.com · 14/09/2026
Kharkiv held its first Pride march on foot since Russia’s full-scale invasion, with around 200 people walking a 500-meter underground route. Participants called for legal recognition of same-sex partnerships, stronger hate-crime laws and greater equality. www.kyivpost.com/post/84465
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Ukraine’s Only Front-Line Pride March Returns Underground in Kharkiv
About 200 activists, allies, service members, and veterans joined the carefully secured march through the metro system of Ukraine’s front-line city.
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another Folsom over I guess. Always feels a shame that I live here but never really do anything like that, but I've waaaay too many hang ups in my head...
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Soldier of Orange (1977)
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🎃Komodo Dad [spoopy]👻 @komododad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Repost to strike fear in the heart of your UK mutuals:
A screenshot of Conservative UK politician Michael Gove as the Prime Minister in the Sky TV documentary series The Wargame"
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Listening to the soundtrack of this now and I love that all the choir parts are just them going "meep meep"
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fear I've been thinking too much about Disco Elysium again
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ben @benrs.uk · 12/09/2026
gm
line drawing of a person’s head with “i think you're
cool and l'd love to chat and be friends with you” over their head, then a speech bubble coming from them saying “*silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*”
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Loved that so much. Criminal that they almost managed to bury it away
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Off to see literally one of the first possible preview screenings of a particular film in Germany. No points for guessing which film.
A selfie of me, wearing a t-shirt with the silhouette of Wile E Coyote in front of a full moon
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Huh, when the rest of you wake up, you feel more rested, rejuvenated and alive than before you went to bed? Interesting...
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking at prices for my local zoo and...
The predator tour

Discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour.

(Various prices for tours called 'Adult Predator Tour, Carer Predator Tour and Chold Predator Tour')A child
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't you just love living in The Future™?... 🫠
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowboy Bebop is better than Star Wars.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wish all the fun kinky queers coming to Berlin a very happy Folsom being a Good Boy / a Dirty Pig / strapped down / chained up / caged [human] / caged [cock] / encased in rubber / encased in lycra / worn on a fist like Kermit on Jim Henson / a fist to be worn like Jim Henson's by Kermit / etc etc
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So how are we all doing this morning?
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 07/09/2026
Yes, now that you mention it, 'Mustn't condemn or punish fascist action; it might cost us the fascist vote,' does sound like a pretty naive and self-destructive way to conduct and safeguard liberal democratic politics. Nevertheless,
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also likely playing with fire, as I was wearing this crow hair scrunchie I cobbled together (vaguely visible) and I've *no* idea what the crows think about it on the "Ignore-Eat-Fuck-Kill" axes...
A small plush crow looped around a hair scrunchie
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been going with Chris more often recently (the photo of him with the crow didn't take itself) and, on the odd occasion, they have also decided I'm also worthy of landing on too
A crow mid-flight about to land on the back of my head as I walk
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Never really sure if existing online is better or worse for me than just blankly staring at a wall, but I guess once again we can find out together 😌
Marge Simpson sat on a stool blindly staring at nothing in particular
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