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Another tired neurodiverse queer nerd on the internet (he/they)

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The NHS is already one of the biggest perpetrators of anti-trans violence in the UK. This new guidance, which refers to trans people using slurs, demands that we be segregated and abused. I’ve said it before: senior NHS managers must be sacked and punished for what they’ve done to us.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*searches for Berlin* "Oh, you meant 'Berlin, New Jersey', right?" No. No one has ever meant 'Berlin, New-fucking-Jersey'
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026
Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/
Comic: Rejected Space Mission Profiles. (1) Jupiter Rover [rover falling through clouds screaming AAAAA!] (2) Voyager 2 Orbiter [Small spacecraft orbiting the space probe] (3) Crewed Pluto Flyby [Spacecraft passing planets. Voice from inside says, “Uh, bye, I guess.”] (4) Neptune Core Return [Rocket pulling core out of planet which is dragging the surface of the planet with it.]
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 14/10/2026
Living my best life.
Crow looking cheekily into the camera whilst sat on my head.
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 13/10/2026
October is a good time to do morning walks at Tempelhof. Except it is getting a little nippy...
Mist settling over the greenery of Tempelhofer Feld in front of a row of trees. Behind the trees, the sun rises under a mostly clear sky.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm terrible at being ill Instead of doing nothing, I just stress about all the stuff I'm not doing, building up, waiting for me when I'm better This obviously keeps me ill for longer too, making it all worse... 🫠
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You writing for The Onion now, @thelabandfield.bsky.social?
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You think the damp is bad in our current place, just you wait til you live in the ewok treetop village...
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, Student Finance, I'm not making any money, so I don't intend to start repaying the £40,000+ I now owe, not even "voluntarily" out of the kindness of my heart...
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 09/10/2026
Finally, a picture that captures my essence.
Me smiling on the runway at Tempelhofer Feld with a very well timed crow right above my head, wings fully spread, staring directly at the camera.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are two gays in this cafe talking about language and one of them is learning danish and, god, I wish I was the sorta person who could casually begin chatting to strangers like that 🫠 Jeg taler også lidt dansk 🥲
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you guys know you can just look at actual dicks anytime you want
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmm. Maybe a person can't be powered on spite alone?
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Liam Kirkaldy @liamkirkaldy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's more of a cormorant than a question", I say, with a wry smile, as my pet cormorant repeatedly dive bombs the panel, pecking at their eyes
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always love those sites that just random grab a list of languages to throw in their dropdowns. How many people are you *really* expecting to pick Sumerian or Akkadian? Would you even support the characters if I inputted text in Old Egyptian hieroglyphs?...
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dunno if it's just me, but the whole vibe of Spyro speedrunners just feels so relaxing and wholesome youtu.be/0kyoDF3AD54
youtu.be
Spyro the Dragon by Dayoman in 1:29:10 - Summer Games Done Quick 2022
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My granddad had a Sega Mega Drive and, best case knew I liked games and sci-fi, worst case was a bit of a 'practical joker', let me play Alien 3 I was like ~5-6? No context what the fuck any of this was. Don't think I'd even really played a shooter before... Terrifying experience
Screenshot of the Alien 3 game, with Ripley being charged at by a xenomorph
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Beep ... beep ... beep" - Leonard Nimoy Happy 69th anniversary, everyone
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's surprisingly always an exhausting effort to rest and relax properly... 🫠
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fun thing for me is with new people I'm always preemptively assuming I'm monologuing / boring people, so I just stay awkwardly quiet and let them talk (I'm a *great* listener) I save the special interests for friends, as I assume they're interested if they've somehow remained friends with me...
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I imagine it's really difficult to contour like that when you only have wings
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am wearing so many clocks right now it's obscene. Especially in this lousy Smocktober weather.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To save time, just going to do all the various /^[A-Z]ocktober$/ at once in one day
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact, despite the name, the traditional German Locktoberfest actually starts in late September
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell, how has it been *9* years of me living in Berlin?... 🫠
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These gay body standards are getting out of hand I prefer a *lot* more meat on the bones
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'm in the urine of my prime"
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HEAD OFFICE HAS ASKED ME TO PASS THIS ON
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this what it feels like to vote for something in an election and actually get it for once? It's fucking amazing
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026
Here's that exit poll with extra cat.
Cat sat with back to TV with exit poll.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh! 👀
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026
🗳️ Just voted in our first ever election as Germans 🇩🇪 If you can vote, please go and do it. If you aren't German but have an EU passport you can vote in the district council elections. Every vote against the AfD matters. You have till 6pm!
Me and Josh at the polling station.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't fuck this up today, Berlin
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Built an old Lego set I remembered I had
A small Lego model of Road Runner and Wile E Coyote on my TV stand
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: New cat species just dropped! 🧪 What is a tilcayo, exactly? Well, it's a small wild cat in the genus Leopardus and a member of the tiger cat species complex, but it is NOT a tigrina, oncilla, kodkod, Geoffroy's cat... www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
nationalgeographic.com
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always love those Steam reviews that go "yes, I've ploughed 200-300 hours of playtime into this game, but it's shit and I wouldn't recommend it..."
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do that, and then I go "fuck, why didn't I take more photos 5 years ago?... 🫠
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this anything? I'm trying this new thing of not automatically hating the way I look in every photo / mirror I see?
A selfie of me, with tied-back long black hair, glasses and a moustache, on a sofa in front of a bookcase
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realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 01/01/2025
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 14/09/2026
Yes I know it's shit but it's hard filming a vid doing spontan German whilst feeding the crow on your head. 🐦‍⬛ Anyway, download Friends Against Fascists and get five friends out to vote for democratic parties next Sunday. 😊 🍏 apps.apple.com/us/app/frien... 🤖 play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know if I've enough to cover the whole city?
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