Reposted by JAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The NHS is already one of the biggest perpetrators of anti-trans violence in the UK. This new guidance, which refers to trans people using slurs, demands that we be segregated and abused. I’ve said it before: senior NHS managers must be sacked and punished for what they’ve done to us. 3438031095 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 15/10/2026*searches for Berlin* "Oh, you meant 'Berlin, New Jersey', right?" No. No one has ever meant 'Berlin, New-fucking-Jersey' 030 0
Reposted by JRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/ 433830532 0
Reposted by JChris Ward @chrisward.de · 13/10/2026October is a good time to do morning walks at Tempelhof. Except it is getting a little nippy... 1296 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm terrible at being ill Instead of doing nothing, I just stress about all the stuff I'm not doing, building up, waiting for me when I'm better This obviously keeps me ill for longer too, making it all worse... 🫠 150 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You writing for The Onion now, @thelabandfield.bsky.social? 010 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You think the damp is bad in our current place, just you wait til you live in the ewok treetop village... 010 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No, Student Finance, I'm not making any money, so I don't intend to start repaying the £40,000+ I now owe, not even "voluntarily" out of the kindness of my heart... 010 0
Reposted by JChris Ward @chrisward.de · 09/10/2026Finally, a picture that captures my essence. 4475 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are two gays in this cafe talking about language and one of them is learning danish and, god, I wish I was the sorta person who could casually begin chatting to strangers like that 🫠 Jeg taler også lidt dansk 🥲 060 0
Reposted by JRyan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you guys know you can just look at actual dicks anytime you want 1120519 0
Reposted by JLiam Kirkaldy @liamkirkaldy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"It's more of a cormorant than a question", I say, with a wry smile, as my pet cormorant repeatedly dive bombs the panel, pecking at their eyes 215338 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Always love those sites that just random grab a list of languages to throw in their dropdowns. How many people are you *really* expecting to pick Sumerian or Akkadian? Would you even support the characters if I inputted text in Old Egyptian hieroglyphs?... 010 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dunno if it's just me, but the whole vibe of Spyro speedrunners just feels so relaxing and wholesome youtu.be/0kyoDF3AD54youtu.beSpyro the Dragon by Dayoman in 1:29:10 - Summer Games Done Quick 2022YouTube video by Games Done Quick 000 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My granddad had a Sega Mega Drive and, best case knew I liked games and sci-fi, worst case was a bit of a 'practical joker', let me play Alien 3 I was like ~5-6? No context what the fuck any of this was. Don't think I'd even really played a shooter before... Terrifying experience 020 0
Reposted by JFailure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Beep ... beep ... beep" - Leonard Nimoy Happy 69th anniversary, everyone 2225 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's surprisingly always an exhausting effort to rest and relax properly... 🫠 000 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fun thing for me is with new people I'm always preemptively assuming I'm monologuing / boring people, so I just stay awkwardly quiet and let them talk (I'm a *great* listener) I save the special interests for friends, as I assume they're interested if they've somehow remained friends with me... 020 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I imagine it's really difficult to contour like that when you only have wings 020 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am wearing so many clocks right now it's obscene. Especially in this lousy Smocktober weather. 110 0
Reposted by Jthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3464671469 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To save time, just going to do all the various /^[A-Z]ocktober$/ at once in one day 120 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fun fact, despite the name, the traditional German Locktoberfest actually starts in late September 040 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hell, how has it been *9* years of me living in Berlin?... 🫠 040 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These gay body standards are getting out of hand I prefer a *lot* more meat on the bones 120 0
Reposted by JLen @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added. 51656371 0
Reposted by JIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231034382 0
Reposted by Jweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107302534 0
Reposted by JBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026HEAD OFFICE HAS ASKED ME TO PASS THIS ON 131092 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is this what it feels like to vote for something in an election and actually get it for once? It's fucking amazing 011 0
Reposted by JChris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026🗳️ Just voted in our first ever election as Germans 🇩🇪 If you can vote, please go and do it. If you aren't German but have an EU passport you can vote in the district council elections. Every vote against the AfD matters. You have till 6pm! 211016 0
Reposted by JJoe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning 2259422024 0
Reposted by JJason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: New cat species just dropped! 🧪 What is a tilcayo, exactly? Well, it's a small wild cat in the genus Leopardus and a member of the tiger cat species complex, but it is NOT a tigrina, oncilla, kodkod, Geoffroy's cat... www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...nationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 yearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 10656274 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I always love those Steam reviews that go "yes, I've ploughed 200-300 hours of playtime into this game, but it's shit and I wouldn't recommend it..." 010 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I do that, and then I go "fuck, why didn't I take more photos 5 years ago?... 🫠 000 0
J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is this anything? I'm trying this new thing of not automatically hating the way I look in every photo / mirror I see? 260 0
Reposted by JChris Ward @chrisward.de · 14/09/2026Yes I know it's shit but it's hard filming a vid doing spontan German whilst feeding the crow on your head. 🐦⬛ Anyway, download Friends Against Fascists and get five friends out to vote for democratic parties next Sunday. 😊 🍏 apps.apple.com/us/app/frien... 🤖 play.google.com/store/apps/d... 2289 0