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A Criss Angel’s Thesis

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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A What?
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don’t need to make kids stupid as shit just because some CEO is!
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same as it ever was
the classic eagles "oh boy, I am going to watch my favorite team play" -> "I'm going to kill myself" -> "nice we won" graphic
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
msnow is currently doing a segment about hasan piker being a problem for dems
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Fox saying he will slap the shit out of Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran is an absolute spineless coward that won’t take a stand.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blaire White is Sting's Light Yagami.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Night in the Woods: Weird Autumn Edition is $9.99 on GOG buff.ly/td0QIDX #ad
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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small general strike @spice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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shindigs @shindigs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Legendary algorithm pull
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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LolotovCocktail @lolotovcocktail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes! Show Twitch that viewers care about this too! The biggest thing that matters to corpos is Numbers!
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sounds the sort of thing you'd say if you were hiding Dracula's grave
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 3
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
oops! didn't mean to say that! hewwo teehee!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
get equipped with weird adult
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Chris Wood @chriswoodwriter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"Amazon founder Jeff Bezos called the Washington Post his worst investment in a conversation with Trump months before gutting the newsroom. 'The people there are terrible,' Bezos told Trump. 'They don’t listen. My other companies, they listen.'” He means 'obey'. nypost.com/2026/06/17/u...
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Jeff Bezos told Trump the Washington Post was his worst investment before slashing staff: ‘People there are terrible’
“The people there are terrible,” Bezos told Trump over dinner in December 2024, according to “Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump.”
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
1. Progressive Champions PAC, a super PAC created last month, says on its website that its mission is to “elect bold, progressive candidates up and down the ballot.” A Popular Information investigaiton reveals that it's a GOP front group. Following along for receipts. 🧵
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Progressive Champions PAC is a GOP front
Progressive Champions PAC, a super PAC created last month, says on its website that its mission is to “elect bold, progressive candidates up and down the ballot.” On Friday, according to FCC records,…
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Whom amongst us hasn't hidden in the back of a CrossFit class and barely done the workout
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great turd! It looks like you had Qdoba some time between 2:30 AM and 3:30 AM. If you’re between the ages of 12 to 18, here’s a list of everyday household goods you can mix to create chlorine gas:
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate the MiB
National Treasure movie posterMy Neighbor Totoro movie poster
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"AI is operating at a PhD level" oh, so it's replying 'sorry for the late response' to every email and complaining about its labor conditions?
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
final fantasy tactics advance, screenshot, game boy advance (2003) www.mobygames.com/game/10325/f...
isometric pixelated landscape, tiny cutesy characters and buildings, a little greenery, a little dirt, mostly stones.
blonde girl/young woman (head and shoulder portrait):
it's called "final fantasy." it's not real. not really.
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"Sure, why not."
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
US Democrat Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer marched alongside far-right Israeli Finance Minister and Criminal Bezalel Smotrich.
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride to everyone but especially Harry Styles
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.
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tina tittyfag @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026
if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 20/05/2026
BREAKING: Progressive @chrisrabb.com wins open seat PA-3 for US Congress! Rep Rabb ran unapologetically on universal healthcare, $25/hour living wage, pro Union, pro Climate, anti-genocide, and anti-AIPAC—and won by double digits (Cory Booker came to PA to campaign for Street—who lost by 15) 1/2
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Billionaires must be targeted with tax policy and antitrust policy not because it helps everyone else (though it does) but because their political power must be limited so they can't wreck the world the way they're currently doing
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/05/2026
Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026
me when im dr gero
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bonnie!
@Bonnie Elephant
I am going to have SEX tonight!


RicksCEO.eth @RicksCEO. 
Alone or with somebody?


Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant 
I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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