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A Criss Angel’s Thesis

@provencrayfish.bsky.social
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 22h
Bring back tar and feathering but only for tech executives
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impunity politics at its finest, they know this shit polls like garbage but they want to do it so they will do it, the will of their constituents be damned
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This should just be every Dem ad for the rest of time. Everyone knew it but now it’s out there from their own mouth. Make this inseparable from the Republican platform
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just watched the Ken Burns doc on Jefferson. There’s plenty of rank hypocrisy to call the founders out on (particularly Jefferson), but it was striking how they actually held a vision of the country being something noble instead of the subhuman-run kleptocracy we’re stuck with now
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Musk is not and has never been an elected official, so the “political” justification needs to be rejected wholeheartedly. Make them say it
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was great because even the people going to a Chappelle show absolutely fucking loathed Elon
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A What?
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don’t need to make kids stupid as shit just because some CEO is!
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone you knew in high school asking Muse how to incorrectly solve those dumb math problems
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s not even mentioning his enthusiastic public support of insanely unpopular things like data centers and flock cameras, people are gonna wisen up eventually
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
His two promises on the campaign trail were no new wars and better affordability and he’s failed as spectacularly as possible on both counts, even diehards have to admit at some point that things have become significantly worse for them with zero benefit
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The problem wasn’t so much his changes as much as his vehement efforts to make the original version unavailable. There’s what, 5 different cuts of Blade Runner?
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would have been nice of them to make this call before laying off most of the Destiny team?
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same as it ever was
the classic eagles "oh boy, I am going to watch my favorite team play" -> "I'm going to kill myself" -> "nice we won" graphic
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
msnow is currently doing a segment about hasan piker being a problem for dems
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Debie Hary
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I realize this is elder abuse but this guy dedicated his entire adult life to advancing depravity, so fuck him
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tho to be fair Sylvester doesn’t ACTUALLY shoot himself in this one
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah that’s Looney Tunes for ya
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you get me one
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What exactly has he done except make gas more expensive and commit crimes against humanity
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go birds
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Fox saying he will slap the shit out of Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran is an absolute spineless coward that won’t take a stand.
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We used to have really cool shit
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can’t believe we’re still doing this garbage
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Excellent political instincts, sir!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blaire White is Sting's Light Yagami.
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay you’re never going to actually acknowledge what I’m saying so I’m muting you, take care and don’t vote for Ken Paxton
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My point is that if he can fold on one policy point under pressure, he can fold on any of them. I don’t necessarily think he’s a bigot but I think what he’s doing is cowardly, and he deserves to be criticized for it. We are supposed to be better than the GOP
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screenshot from Dragon Ball Evolution, which looks so insane that I’m not convinced it isn’t fake
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay, and if you win on false pretenses and renege on your own talking points you completely destroy support for the party and someone worse comes in. That’s assuming your pivot doesn’t alienate your base and you lose, which Talarico is now at risk of
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Then he should stop giving bad answers to clear culture war traps! Just shut down the question, as El-Sayed does here, and move on!
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not the point here at all, if people can’t stand on their principles then they shouldn’t be running for office
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hate is hate regardless of where it’s happening, Talarico needs to either grow a spine or admit that he’s willing to throw trans people under the bus trying to appeal to people who won’t vote for him anyway
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually Talarico has taken slop to the face multiple times recently with his terrible responses to anti-trans nonsense, he needs to take notes from El-Sayed
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yoooooo is this Eve Fartlow
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Totally, there are always going to be passionate and dedicated people that make great work, even on a shoestring budget or their own dime. I just think they deserve the stability and payout of that effort instead of some mega-rich prick with an antisocial personality that they work for
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s not a new issue but crypto/NFT grifts and now AI have 100% made it worse at an accelerating pace
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Corporate executives (including but not limited to gaming) increasingly just seem like coked-out sociopaths with zero attention span or interest in the long game, just short-term gains to take their money and run. The long game is what gives us cool groundbreaking stuff, it takes time!
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s a big fluffy tail but he’s just a little too cute to be scary (even though he’s so strong)
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s funny because dismantling data centers secures the electrical grid in more ways than one
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Dems did themselves no favors in ‘24, the only real solution is flushing Blue MAGA out of the party. You can only put so much onus on voters when the DNC (who are all conservatives) more actively fight progressive change than whatever bargain bin fascism Trump is still selling
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder if this even covers the cost of living increases that he directly caused with his tariffs and the Iran debacle
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should not be nominated for anything because they are not actors, in fact anything that exists to fool you into thinking that it’s human should just not exist at all
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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A Criss Angel’s Thesis @provencrayfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve done some cringe things in my lifetime but I’ve never let a computer compliment me until I went insane
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