iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

According to Elections Alberta, Canada Post recommends mailing your referendum ballot by this Friday (Oct. 9)

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you’re having a bad week, ripping apart a rotisserie chicken is a really good way to deal with some of the stress

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 02/10/2026

THERE'S BLOOD ON HIS CHIN, HE'S RIPPING CLAPPERS, THAT'S VINTAGE PETEY

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have a four day weekend, and I am going to do very little except going for a couple of long walks and sleeping. It’s going to be GLORIOUS

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can I make a quick trip to Vancouver for the Goldeneyes home opener? 🤔

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok went to the first day of the fibre arts festival without buying anything. Now I’m going to spend the afternoon figuring out if I want to go back and buy anything tomorrow or just bookmark companies for future projects.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have extremely mild mannered cats until the vacuum comes out and then Magpie turns into a puffed up hissing demon. It’s literally the only time I’ve heard him hiss at anything

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Garlic cleanup day before and after

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m sure it’s useful in some way, but we have nothing but problems with Avid as our editing software. The fact that our edit team is married to it drives me up the wall

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Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The timeline of a true sports fan: 0:00 Go Team! 0:08 Great. Here we go again. 0:35 Fuck this team. 1:10 Player should have to write me a personal apology. 1:17 MAYBE AN ASTEROID WILL HIT THE VENUE 2:10 I hate Player, Team, life, and myself Next day: Go Team!

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Second last home game of the season and I FINALLY remembered to bring my earplugs to the stadium

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just realized that between the canning and knitting I have fully turned into my grandma (complimentary)

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Forgot how fast I can knit something up when I’m not using fingering weight yarn and each row isn’t nearly 400 stitches long. Really enjoying this mitten pattern

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Took the holiday to make a bunch of tomato sauce for the fall

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START

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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was amazing in everything, but my deeply personal favourite is his narration of the first three Old Kingdom audiobooks. I listen to them at least once a year, his Mogget voice is absolutely god tier

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

of the many things to love about Tim Curry and Dolly Parton, here's one: It's as if every time they heard someone say, "you're going too big," they went BIGGER. Big presence, big hair, big charisma, big everything. Pouring one out for two artists who just WENT FOR IT and never apologized for that.

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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

every millennial child has a different tim curry villain etched into their minds forever and all of them were completely batshit in completely different ways and that is a wonderful legacy to have

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Toxiclove Ferngully: Shadow Creature

ALT: Toxiclove Ferngully: Shadow Creature

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lrp has never been more accurate, Jesus Christ

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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/08/2026

there is an understanding at every strip club that you can’t have multiple dancers using the same stage name at the same club—and let me tell you how many people I worked with who fought to be, lost, and still ultimately respected anyone who got to be Jolene

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026

everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless

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👻McBoo🎃 @mikemcgehee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

you fucking missed again, dipshit

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved

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Spencer Callaghan @spencercallaghan.ca · 22/08/2026

Every premier should be passing tougher product labelling laws for country of origin, especially produce. Why? Because some of our billionaires aren’t on the same team as the rest of us. www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

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Trying to buy Canadian at the grocery store? Loblaw removes signage from produce aisles

Some Metro Vancouver shoppers say it’s become harder to tell where their fruits and vegetables come from.

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We’re stripping some really annoying paint off the backsplash in the kitchen, and I’m so mad the previous owners decided to cover up these tiles

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 10/08/2026

v1.130 is live! Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Listen, I get that a chirping smoke detector is annoying, but putting it OUTSIDE where it’s now annoying all of your neighbours is not the fucking answer

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Tarnjit Parmar @tarnjitparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

From the Penticton Sikh gurdwara … hundreds of meals prepared by volunteers and sent to people who have been evacuated by the fire. Delivered to parking lots where people were camped out and other spaces evacuees have gathered.

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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My heart cannot take this

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Truly the best money I’ve ever spent. Airports still suck, but noise cancelling headphones bring the experience down to tolerable rather than aneurysm inducing

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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 05/08/2026

How beautiful are these handmade creatures by kinetic artist and paper sculptor Lucy Jean Green! #beautifulbizarre #papersculpture #art

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

100 heads of garlic pulled out of the garden tonight

A metal bowl sitting on a wooden deck that is full of garlic plants freshly pulled out of the ground

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

In a shocking turn of events that no one could have predicted, giving the cat exactly what he wants every time he yowls has not resulted in decreased yowling

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Jess @pronetohyperbole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Doing the initial planning for next year’s big trip, and honestly god bless Rick Steves for laying out trip plans by number of days. Don’t think I’ll follow it exactly, but it’s a great starting point

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