Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 56mWow. I’ve never seen the wordle bot fail to guess the word before. 040
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I definitely learned this phrase from the movie because I remember seeing the title (never watched the movie) and thinking, “Am I supposed to know what that means?” And then I had to know what meant because people suddenly started using it constantly. 3123
Reposted by ThefourthvineBetty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026doing exercise feels like being addicted to heroine in that I am addicted to doing absolutely fucking nothing and I will relapse into nothing after every attempt to not, no matter the elaborate structure I build up around doing exercise. Nothing else hits like doing absolutely fucking nothing. 1558
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“He was still at the age when tiredness could be cured by a single good night’s sleep.” Book, it was not necessary to drive this dagger into my heart 510811
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In my day we simply got therapy or new vehicles or divorces or weird vacations for our existential crises, but sure, eat worms if that will fill the void in your soul 8343
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some algorithm somewhere has decided I'm devoutly Episcopalian. Algorithm, I have seen all the discussions of Easter services and witnessing the faith and congregational hymns I care to. It's time to make me a new wrong religion. 2230
Reposted by Thefourthvinek8andrewz @k8andrewz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yuletide nominations close 5:00 p.m. Eastern today (you can find your time at this link)timeanddate.comEvent Time Announcer - YT26 Nominations CloseEvent Time Announcer shows time for YT26 Nominations Close in locations all over the world. In UTC it happens on Thursday, September 24, 2026 at 9:00:00 pm. 128
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I realize this is definitely not a safe space to disclose this, but I can only see Tommy Tuberville as the title of a knockoff Stardew Valley app aimed at kids, with tons of predatory in-app purchases. It takes me thirty seconds to remember he's a human every time I see the name. 1360
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A man took off his left arm and poked himself in his glass left eye and this was supposed to inspire us to join the military? I remain confused about the thought process behind this 1160
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nessie has been EXCLUDED from the computer room. Shut out! She would like someone to call the Injustice Authorities and let them know war crimes against dogs are transpiring. 2350
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My nephew brought up Narnia in my presence. You would honestly think he’d know better by now. Me: HERE IS MY UNSOLICITED LIST OF GRIEVANCES Me, though no one’s asking: I AM NOT OVER IT Me, with literally no one even remotely showing the slightest interest: I HAVE NO PLANS TO GET OVER IT 3681
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My brain has decided that the song of the day is “potato” set to Beyoncé’s “Halo,” so I’m walking around singing “I can see potato, tato, tato” and “baby I can see potato, you know it’s my saving grace” and so on. It is an ongoing miracle that anyone chooses to live with me. 4472
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Does anyone know what the headwrap Taehyung is wearing in this picture is or where to get it? I, a sun-allergic person, REALLY want one. 550
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I keep thinking about the lore behind this shirt. So many layers! So many left turns in one shirt! I'm going to be thinking about this one in the retirement home, probably. 2170
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There’s a person here wearing a neon camouflage patterned shirt that says: When I say ALOHA I don’t mean HELLO I mean I’m a SCORPIO and believe in the FOURTH amendment and LOVE and TAKIS I’m assuming this is a custom-printed shirt 6372
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If rewatching Heated Rivalry season one is reheating, will rewatching it in preparation for season two be preheating? 6593
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The love triangle has been confirmed and is looking to be severe. No known treatment at this time. Author: The readers will love this. I’ve created a situation of unparalleled romantic tension! Me: You fucked up a perfectly good mystery is what you did. 2663
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am starting a new-to-me mystery series and I’n deeply concerned that I’m seeing the prodrome of a love triangle here. Just in case anyone out there needs reminding: we are letting love triangles lie fallow until 2050. In the meantime, we have this cool thing called OT3s to play with. Try it! 2601
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The timeline of a true sports fan: 0:00 Go Team! 0:08 Great. Here we go again. 0:35 Fuck this team. 1:10 Player should have to write me a personal apology. 1:17 MAYBE AN ASTEROID WILL HIT THE VENUE 2:10 I hate Player, Team, life, and myself Next day: Go Team! 2399
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We need a word for the emotion you feel when the small music community your kid is a part of bans Nazis (yay) because of actual Nazis trying to join the community (nooooo). 1381
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Parents out there: get good at this. Someday you’re going to have teach your kid how to do it. I recently went through this with the earthling (the lead singer of a band she likes was found to have done terrible things and they kicked him out). All I could do was help her sit with the feelings. 1461
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A guy in the neighborhood thinks he is being So Edgy by loudly playing Kanye (“a good girl is worth a thousand bitches/I wanna fuck you hard on the sink”) with his car window open during walking home from school time, and I’m afraid we did not give him the reaction he was looking for, poor boo. 1180
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I feel you, lizards. I too wish to enter a metabolic pause. 3406
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Learning silversmithing, it would seem? I don’t understand it either 6300
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh your new show is about One Genius Man Who Is Special? Does he defy social conventions by being a complete asshole? Does he need his coworkers to be his social life, mother, and therapist? Is he somehow the only one who can do his very important job, because of his genius? 4587
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 08/09/20261000%, cosigned, no one host an event of any kind until they read this. Do you know how many times I have read through an entire event description and finished without knowing WHAT FUCKING CITY IT’S IN? So many times. Far too many. Please just. Just read and follow this, for all our sakes. 65415
Reposted by ThefourthvineChip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026hey everyone! If you've been in the fandom for a while, you may know of @/ataratah, one of my favorite authors since i joined the fandom. She had a stroke, and is currently in recovery. Please donate towards her care if you have the means! gofund.me/260610d29gofund.meDonate to Support Dea's Journey to Recovery, organized by Andrea LeclairYou might know her as Sanren, Covie, or Atar'Atah. Wherever you've met Dea, you kno… Andrea Leclair needs your support for Support Dea's Journey to Recovery 23454
Reposted by Thefourthvineactively hostile to bigots @starfishknits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026scroll up 1138
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A discussion here got me curious: if you work in a job where you interact with the public, what’s the right thank you gift to give you and when? (Like, my wife is a librarian. The right gift to give is consumable, for the entire staff, and under $50 or they can’t take it. Or kid art works too.) 25251
Reposted by Thefourthvineprj for the hipster crowd @omphale23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The explosion of \o/ across the internet. Somewhere, quietly, the opening notes of "Ride Forever" echo through the wilds of Toronto. Hugh Dillon raises an eyebrow, sensing a disturbance in the universe. Hudson Williams feels a shiver down his spine. What has Jacob Tierney done? 4509
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Websites I Use Constantly For Work Stop Logging Me Out Challenge 2026 5530
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love when fic writers are like, “I need to fix things for my favorite character/favorite pairing, but to do that I’m going to have to fix this entire sprawling messy canon” and then they DO 2744
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me, studying the Hebrew school curriculum for senior year: “Well, this teacher has had the earthling before, so I have to assume she knew what she was getting into with this.” But for real, the earthling has exactly one class this semester where she’s not going to argue. Good luck, teachers! 4350
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026As usual, the earthling is taking two community college classes via dual enrollment and her professors this semester seem fascinating. 1300
Reposted by Thefourthvinek8andrewz @k8andrewz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026God you know what unfortunately would be a great app these days? basically you could either scan your grocery receipt or scan your groceries when you bring them home and the app keeps up with whether there's been a recall on anything you have. 1329
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I knew 10, but I also got the earthling and a couple of her friends to go over this list, and they thought it was hysterical. “The audacity,” the earthling said. “Whoever wrote this is OLD,” another one said. “Rolling Stone should probably stop trying to be relevant.” (The earthling again.) 10231
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Last night our neighbors smoked so much weed that our house still reeks of it this morning. Edibles, my guys. Get some edibles. 4330
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The most irritating thing anyone has said to me during my stepfather’s latest bout of medical care came from the skilled nursing facility coordinator: “Doctors can make suggestions, but insurance makes the final call.” It’s infuriating because he’s right. 151028
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Person on Nextdoor: “The weather has been INTOLERABLE this week. Are we really going to put up with this? Something needs to CHANGE IN SACRAMENTO.” 7311
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There is a man who powerwalks around our neighborhood with his headphones on absolutely belting out songs, except he is, uh, creative with the notes, so I can never tell what his music is. Today I understood some lyrics and looked up the song. It’s apparently Barry White. 0380
Reposted by Thefourthvinebonibaru @bonibaru.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Signal boost for a longtime friend and my fandom twin 💜 who’s struggling to cover some unexpected expenses. gofund.me/fcfe3040bgofund.meDonate to Help Cover Rent and Bills for a Disabled Woman, organized by Jules RunolfsonI'm legally disabled and receive SSI, but it's not enough to even cov… Jules Runolfson needs your support for Help Cover Rent and Bills for a Disabled Woman 01411
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026For unknown reasons, this is how Nessie prefers to lie on me. On other people she is a normal lapdog if a lapdog weighed 60 pounds. On me she liked to flop her head on my chest and stare into my face like I’m about to announce free unlimited rice for everyone with brown eyes. 41102
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today I learned that there’s a comedian whose shtick is staging failed wedding proposals in very public places and events. I’m not sure I’ve ever gone from “I have no idea who that is” to “that’s my lifelong nemesis” this quickly 3431
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every time a website or app automatically does the Cloudflare humanity check, a small part of me protests. “At least let me CONSENT first,” I think, even though I know it’s pointless 1230
Reposted by Thefourthvinejadelennox @jadelennox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026LLM generated image search results for "Rosh Hashanah", ranked. (all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.) 142
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkY...youtube.comOreo CEO: Stop Making New OreosYouTube video by Dropout 4230
Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me, patting my electric kettle I as I make my 50th pre-meeting cup of tea of the week: “I love you. I couldn’t do this without you. Never leave me.” 2500
