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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 6h

told the 11yo to babysit the neighbor kid for a bit. amelia bedelia ass

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 11h

on one hand this will probably be a net negative in any competitive race, but on the other it also might kill him, so

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a chimpanzee has grabbed liberty biberty and is demonstrating behavior seen in the wild with frogs

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when you let Claude hit Prod

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the impressive thing about this is A. that’s not enough to cover the interest on the capex, let alone the principal and B. the subjects of A. are typically paid for by profits, not revenue

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If we’re going to let guntubers run for congress they should all have to shoot that cheap bolt action .50BMG

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

going to that AA for people who hate their dogs to talk shit about her

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

choosing texas discourse here is just people yelling “don’t you know you’re Out Of Touch!” at people who are voluntarily on Out Of Touch Dot Com

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My last few job interviews involved getting hammered with the interviewer but that’s mid career stuff

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Heading over to polymarket to see what the odds are on Nancy Mace feet vs latex next

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bluesky repliers would say the Hippocratic oath isn’t real because doctors don’t believe in Apollo any more

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The next Democratic president is going to pull the credentials Trump gave to some outlet called Crypto Newz with Da Rape Boyz and people will act like this is exactly like what Trump's doing now

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A key thing to note on the Susan Collins story is that the informant rolled over in 2022 and Merrick Garland’s boys once again spent three years with their thumb up their ass

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

everyone mad at this needs to realize that CD’s aren’t the music anymore, they’re the merch. it’s like being mad a band has three different T shirts

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

on one hand this is disappointing, but on the other hand men polling basically even on the generic ballot is like Trump having 80% Republican approval. you should be hearing the Kill Bill sirens

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the actual hall of fame at the Strong Museum is hilarious because “ball” didn’t get in until like 2013. need a veterans committee to clean things up

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

jaxon dart was decapitatated after insisting on wearing his chain into the MRI

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I believe when Lauren Boebert says she isn’t bi, it doesn’t count if you’re on blow

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a Greek Orthodox buddy of mine works for a company that closes for Jewish holidays and goes golfing in Brooklyn every time. he’s lucky they need someone to turn the computers off on Friday

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Many of the vicious liberals on here neither believe those things about trans people and palestinians nor do they even think they’re good politics—but they do know that the people they “have” to vote for aren’t going to change, so it’s a shrill scream of terror that YOU’RE GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t believe in prediction markets but the “ansar allah does a run in on wrestlemania” contract is offering tempting odds

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

definition of a professional hitter. I hated every at bat he took against the sox. invented gooning

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[dusts off hands] and that will certainly settle that

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do any of the fascists whose main issue is Muslim immigration to Europe ever ponder why it really kicked off 25 years ago or nah

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think the best part of becoming both wealthy and locally prominent would be dispensing boons to my loyal subjects

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s kind of insane that Israel’s standing is so cooked that the full might of the Zionist media is currently jobbing to the Thrift Shop Wigga

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

vrabel begging diana russini to drop the tell all so they don’t ash him about this

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am only slightly joking when I say that oil futures traders should keep an eye on Wrestlemania 2027 news

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I agree that Ed is not complicit for “not speaking up”. Unfortunately, what he *did* do is fire someone at the behest of a personal friend of the Israeli government, which is significantly worse

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

startled by a night work email that was just me sending myself a receipt 30 seconds ago

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was family friends with a longtime team employee and can confirm if Bob Kraft was on Twitter you’d think he was crazier than Bill Ackman. Also he runs all his personal trips to Israel through the team; uses the plane, brings players, team biz staff is his personal staff etc

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I vaccinated my dog and now she won’t knock it off about her special interest (chewing own ass)

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

he absolutely thinks the undertaker’s theme is “classical music.” even odds he thinks the song from the fifth element is a real opera

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ross Douthat is a grim reminder that some of us just have fat physiognomy and too much ozempic will give you lollipop head

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

he 100% does not know the difference between the fed rate and the 10 year bond yield

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

he’s married to a nine year old who’s almost ready to graduate from OT

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

giving the axolotl a Catholic funeral as they are, of course, Mexican

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Marking 9/11 by using a dremel to carve a headstone for an axolotl because fatherhood will take you many unexpected places

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the Sunni axis had a nice run but I think it’s time to collab with the Shi’a

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this’ll put another point on the inflation figure

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ok no more puff pieces about this imaginary lady until she has been in at least as many real movies as the fat guy from cumtown

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