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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Slack status - Are you mad at me?
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paramount Plussy
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Berenstain Bears and the Rationale for Dad’s Actions
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dunking Donuts
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
3pm…the witching hour…
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 18/09/2026
table wine. table uhhhh chair
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/09/2026
everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*medieval knight voice* Do not challenge me on this device for another 8 hours
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*derisively* nice one, captain VIDEO
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FYI people you like also run grifts
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Overall really liked #coyotevsacme, but thought it was strange that foghorn leghorn called wile e coyote a “useless fucking asshole”.
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Asking Gemini to proofread my diatribe to the mayor, in which I disclose that their golden retriever is telling me, via telepathic waves, to blow up the post office
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you appeared in 21 searches this week, big dog
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: geez Tony nobody wanted to talk to me at lunch today :/ (ChatGPT who I’ve asked to always respond like tony soprano): Ey fuck em, you’re da coolest pizano in da whole neighbahood Me: thanks Tony
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
batman probly smell nasty as shit
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2/2
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'most influential bluesky user' is like 'most well-adjusted threads user' or 'coolest redditor'
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎵 Working 1 to 3🎵
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Talented Mr. Dumbass
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tag urselfs
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Flying a WWII plane with notches on the side, each representing a channel I’ve told youtube not to recommend
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't worry, it's just a bubble. Therefore it's responsible for everything bad but also you don't need to do anything to stop it.
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Garfield is like snoopy but a cat who is orange thank you
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Leave me in the freezer until my temperature drops to 32°F (0°C), so my molecules are cold enough to become ice.
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
beamng dot drive hyper realistic gore mod
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
who up eatin they dog food, woof woof
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
waiting till your spouse is on a work call to take care of Bathroom Grunting Hour
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
they have to hide my medicine in my mini corona
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he died doing what he loved prompting ChatGPT to write Primus lyrics describing the plot of space jam
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was the fifth ninja turtle but they kicked me out because I nunchucked splinter in the balls
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Squatting down, grabbing both of my ankles, pulling as hard as I can and then spinning off into the upper atmosphere to become an angel
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
reexamining old podcasts we used to listen to might be more embarrassing than seeing our old jr high photos
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i love mozzarella sticks!!! i hate fear
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
[the little rat guy who’s always following him around] heh I love how many eggs you eat, Gaston
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
donald you fucking dope
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/08/2026
I've been trying to be nice but the person at LinkedIn who thinks of new kinds of notifications should be killed
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
who are Donald and Goofy
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
amish kids sneaking out behind the barn and passing around a flashlight
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Political commentary on bluesky is the same as political commentary anywhere else in that a lot of its participants are too stupid to realize that people agreeing with them does not mean they think you're a super genius who is always right
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Do we think that when we give problems silly little names like "shrinkflation" or "enshittification" that the grown ups who are supposed to fix problems will take them seriously
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Cosmik Shriek 😱 @brightanimal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*sits down on your racecar bed* hey champ, time to take a little break maybe
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/09/2024
Artists! If you’re reading this and considering buying that new piece of gear you feel like you *need* to take your art to the next level, take some advice from me: you’re right. You should buy it. It’ll probably make you almost instantly better. Hard to imagine you’ll progress much without it
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yehoak, from the haunted internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
being normal means you know a lot about whats happening locally and in the world but you, like, dont crash out online. in fact you barely post. this is called being normal. you look at a tree and think "thats good as hell" and you don't have to post about it to know it's real and you saw it. normal
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Whispering Grandma
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
it's bullshit that you get in huge trouble for threatening the mayor only like one or two times but he can make the characters on literally every tv show look right at me and say i have Nowhere To Hide and that's perfectly legal just because nobody else but me knows how to decipher the code
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professor pato 🔵 @professorpato.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Confessions? On a DANCEfloor? Ask your teen
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