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I am not a crackpot [he/they]

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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 15h
Is it phrenology to say you can just look at these doughballs and tell they’re stupid as fuck?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 21h
If a baby headbutts you, that’s a sign of deep respect, in their culture
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cincinnati Bengals Cincinnati Buttholes
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will Stein unleashing Javante Barnes like he’s Eva Unit 00
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is no moral or ethical way to live with Christian nationalist fascists. Also: shut da fuck up
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao the audio for the Tennessee-Texas game going absolutely haywire, right after they did a hit about how the president being there wouldn’t mess with communications
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SEX . . . . . . . . . Now that I have your attention: Follow Friday Ed Stink
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Far as I know, the most notable football thing Pete Hegseth has ever done was show up at the A&M game, and watch Kentucky process them into a paste.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a little worried about how stupid I’m getting
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New craziest sentence I’ve ever read just dropped
As a girl who is constantly praying for the marvel cast to know Jesus, this is wrecking me
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
According to his bio, on the Polygon site, the author has a PhD, in history, and a master’s in journalism, and this is what he’s doing.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please, corporate media, use this as a lesson in giving these doughballs the oxygen to legitimize their “movement.”
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well knock me over with a feather
The Alvarado campaign did not respond when the Herald-Leader recently asked it to identify which of Dembo's 38 civil rights cases against law enforcement were illegitimate. Representatives of the Kentucky FOP also did not return calls seeking comment.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Steelers are outlandishly shitty
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am levitating
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Will Stein #BuiltForIt
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 19/09/2026
Going back in time to 1993 to tell 12-year-old Angela that in the future, we can look at a screen in our pocket to see what the guy who writes the FoxTrot comics (which we love so much) is thinking at any given moment, and he's even cooler than we already think
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t need to know any more than that, thank you
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Father and son
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think all you need to know about Bill Belichick is he named his kid Steve
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of the recent conversations around Racing, its “viability,” and if its lack of popularity is a referendum on Louisville as a Serious Sports City, leave out an important point: since its creation, the team has been run like total ass. Soccer Holdings seem way in over their head.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[goose meme] what caused the fall WHAT CAUSED THE FALL
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kawhi is leaving the Intuit dome a smoking crater, without a scratch on him
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Fuck it, TJ’s down there somewhere”
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why…are they doing the US anthem in Australia…?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What does it mean when you regularly find yourself talking about one thing while thinking about another? Normal stuff?
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you can’t figure out something with The Muppets, you don’t deserve them
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can’t wait to sit down in front of the TV, with a fork and knife, and one of these bad boys on my plate
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
President Rannazzisi
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is gonna be like Sturgis but for TERF’s
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why is bukakke Danny Devito on my TV
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My governor 🫡
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shut da fuck up
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
L, and if I may, mao
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They gotta do something about the Denver airport. Accursed
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting my entire shit rocked for circumventing the NBA salary cap with Boingo Wireless
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 01/09/2026
Kentuckian Wendell Berry has died at age 92
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why did they make the Easter one sexy?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cherry Coke repost if you agree
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