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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Milwaukee Bucks: - already had to break up Dame/Giannis/Middleton - would be starting the playoffs on the road if the season ended today - lose by 10+ to every real contender they play - Doc Rivers - Dame can leave after 2026 - Giannis can leave after 2027 - Blazers control their 2028-2030 drafts

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

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T.J. @dastardlyflea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Taking The Substance that turns you into Conan

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"

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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/03/2025

free palestine

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I feel like so many people are going to now watch Anora thinking it’s a weighty, super dramatic, nigh-inaccessible work of Shakespearean art, and forty minutes in when it’s still been nothing but a bunch of 21 year old dipshits partying and getting shitfaced they’ll wonder if they got the name wrong

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

people in the replies to this are getting into arguments so heated that they're blocking each other. some say we need sports to distract people like these, but sports are for intellectuals. maybe we could reboot the west wing for them or something

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

there’s no way to cut $880 Billion out of Medicaid spending over the next decade that doesn’t involve people dying from lack of healthcare coverage, so there’s no way to describe this other than Republicans paying for billionaire tax breaks with literal blood.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I honestly think LeBron and Kenan Thompson both really really want to retire but they made a longevity bet back in October 2003 and neither guy wants to blink first

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

we don’t have to imagine anymore this is real life

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 13/02/2025

One time at Karate Class the Sensei got in BIG trouble for getting a Boner and the Guy who owned the Dojo bought us Ice Cream to Not Tell our Parents !!

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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I know “what’s on your mind” hate to see me coming

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

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#25 Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 09/02/2025

Watch but shake your head all the time so people know you don't agree

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gmik.bsky.social @gmik.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Whatever you choose it's Go Birds

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/02/2025

yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

do you think he'll bring out Drake to do Poetic Justice

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/02/2025

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/02/2025

real straightforward calculation finds that Cybertrucks are 17 times more likely to have fire fatalities than the Ford Pinto fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

it doesn’t take much to amuse me. “ESPN rearranged their entire Saturday broadcast schedule to get the Lakers a prime national TV slot in anticipation of Luka making his debut, and he ends up not playing anyway”? I am laughing!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

operator: 911, please state— me: abcdefg, hij— operator: wait lemme get a pen me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight me: thanks

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 08/02/2025

has anyone said "Super Bowl LIX deez nuts" yet

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 08/02/2025

Curtis said his Dad had a Bidet Installed so I went to the Bathroom to Check it Out and it was just a Fat Guy who Pisses on your Asshole !!

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I see absolutely no way that this could possibly go wrong!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

one time a buddy of mine in california texted me “hey i made an extra corn on the cob i’m not gonna eat, you want it” and from louisville i was like yeah sure man. a few days later it showed up in the mail

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

check out the site gmail dot com for many of the seasons hottest new emails

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

mavs really said that boy loves to eat we can't have him around all this bbq lmao

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Sean Franken @seanfranken.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Wait, the Dodgers got Luka Doncic too??

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/02/2025

cannot be said enough that for a decade a critical number of americans have simply refused to accept that he means what he says

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

It’s hourly symphony day! If you want to join in the rules are simple: every hour for 24 hours you compose an hour long symphony for 60 piece orchestra and post the sheet music here

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

no politician is a hero and you shouldn’t idolize any of them! I don’t care if Ron Wyden told RFK he was an idiot who killed people, anyone with a brain who’s not in a cult fucking knows that! shut up!

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

can we talk about how Steph Curry doesn’t deserve to make the All Star team or

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2025

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

okay I do kind of miss Twitter right now because I can’t imagine the number of posts by Laker fans thinking they can get Toumani Camara for two second round picks

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 30/01/2025

Sometimes I Go and Get a Prostate Exam and then Put On a Fake Mustache and Go In and Get Another Prostate Exam !!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out

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