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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 21/09/2026

New Move: The Grimjob !! That's where you Very Solemnly give someone a Rim Job while the Casket is being Lowered at a Funeral !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/09/2026

I have a Lot of Respect for the Humble Farmer !! While he would have Every Right to Hoard Poop, he instead Spreads it on All of the Food he Grows so Everyone can Eat Some !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 11/09/2026

I Hope that in the Future, Trans Acceptance will have Progressed to the Point that Kids will Comfortably Talk about "Grandpa's Pussy" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/07/2026

The Great Barrier Reef is Actually a Cat that is Reefing on its Asshole and the Cat is So Big that it Blocks the Passage of Ships !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 18/07/2026

The Quickest Way to a Man’s Stomach is Through his Asshole !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/05/2026

Babies are Made when a Man Shows his Balls to his Wife !! This is known as “Physics“ !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 08/05/2026

P.E. Class stands for Premature Ejaculation !! That's why so many Gym Teachers get in Trouble !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 08/05/2026

Everyone's Freaking Out about Rat Shit Fever and All I can think of is the Amazing Opportunity for a Ted Nugent Cover !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/03/2026

New Conspiracy Theory: PubeAnon !! It Asserts that there is a Fort Knox style Compound Hidden Somewhere in New Mexico that Holds the Pubes of Every Powerful and Influential Human, Living or Dead !! Presumably for Magic !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 07/03/2026

They should have Named This "The Gum Guzzler" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 02/03/2026

White People and Black People mean the Same Thing when they Call a Person "Buster" but the Black Version sounds Way Cooler !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/02/2026

Prince Andrew should Cash In Money in the Bank on King Charles !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 09/02/2026

Early Fan Fiction dot Net had some Weird Stuff !! I remember Reading One where Austin Powers Shags Donald Rumsfeld !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 29/01/2026

I am a Sperm Druid !! I can T-1000 into a Puddle of Cum !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 26/01/2026

The Only thing that is Scientifically a Vagina is the Male Ass Hole !! This can NOT be Dis Proven !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/01/2026

This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 12/01/2026

The Optimal Combination of Genitals is Balls + Pussy !! Imagine what you could Get Done with That Config !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 01/01/2026

New Butt-Fucking Movie Title: Dung Spunkers !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 31/12/2025

I am in the Shitter at Costco and Someone is Eating Potato Chips while Taking a Shit in the Stall Next to Me !! (This is NOT Kink Shaming !!)

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/12/2025

English Lesson !! A Good Example of Assonance is "The Cusp of getting Fucked Up the Butt" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 23/12/2025

The Horse is the Largest Goat-Class Monster !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 16/12/2025

I am watching this Really Good Korean Movie !! They just found Fruit Salad in this Dead Lady's Pussy !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 13/12/2025

I get a Little Confused when People say "NB" when they are Talking about a Non-Binary Person because the First Thing That makes me Think of is the Really Mean Name my Grand Pa used to call Ice that was Stuck in his Wheel Well !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 06/12/2025

People with 3D Printers are Always Talking about "PLA" like it's Some Kind of Plastic !! Real Gs know it means Pro Lapsed Asshole !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 22/11/2025

New Million-Dollar Idea !! A Dildo shaped like the Statue of Liberty so you can Butt-Fuck Yourself with America !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/11/2025

I have been Feeding Curtis Dryer Sheets for Three Weeks !! I told him they were Fruit Roll-Ups !! He just Farted Out a Fucking Lightning Bolt !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 10/11/2025

Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 03/11/2025

When a Cop says they're "Putting Out an APB", they are Requesting an Abundance of Poop on their Balls !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 27/10/2025

I am the Perverse Mage known as Turdweaver !! I Yank Poop from the Aether and Guide it onto your Mailbox and Subaru !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 27/10/2025

The Opposite of "Enemy" is "Enema" (It is Good to Blow Shit out of your Ass !!) !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 24/10/2025

This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 24/10/2025

When a Toilet Gurgles after you Flush it, That is it Belching in Satisfaction after Feasting on Shit !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 19/10/2025

Interesting Fact you Might Not have Known !! "Daguerreotype" is actually Latin for "Diarrhea Fingerpainting" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 19/10/2025

When People Say "I Am my Brother's Keeper", they are Actually Saying 'Key P'er (Donkey Puncher !!) !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 18/10/2025

I am going to watch this New Show about Gay Marines who Love to Butt-Fuck !! Or, as they were called when I was In, "Marines" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 16/10/2025

Cake Makers like to Bundt-Fuck !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 16/10/2025

We always Hear that Things are "The Bee's Knees" or "The Cat's Meow", but Nobody ever gives Equal Acknowledgment to "The Crow's Asshole" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 15/10/2025

"Rambo" is Short for "Ram Boners Up My Ass" !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 11/10/2025

My Kitty is Really Into Bug Chasing !! He just Kicked his Cat Tower Over chasing after a Moth !! That Term doesn't mean ANYTHING ELSE !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 10/10/2025

New YouTube Channel: Dipshit Physics !! We do Soy Face when we do shit like Turn a Light Bulb On !! Then we say "I Fucking Love Science" a Bunch of Times !! Give Me Money !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 08/10/2025

If you have a Turd that Won't Flush, it has Proven itself a Warrior and Earned its Rightful Place in your Wife's Bedchamber !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 06/10/2025

While it is True that Most Babies are Born by way of Natural Pussy Ejection, other Delivery Methods like C-Section, Plunger, and Enticement out of the Pussy with a Hamburger are Just as Legitimate !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 06/10/2025

I am compiling a Comprehensive List of the Reasons I've taken a Solidly Orange Shit and "Cheetos" and "Crayons" don't even Crack the Top Five !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 02/10/2025

I watched The Green Mile !! It was Good !! There should be More Movies where a Jesus Analogue Character Heals Someone's Fucking Wiener !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 02/10/2025

The Invention of the Sausage came about because Early Man Utterly Refused to Eat Meat until someone Tricked them into Thinking it was a Turd !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 01/10/2025

The Cool Monkey Lady Died !! Here is a Monkey checking out her Pussy !! I bet he was Hooting and Clapping when he Saw it !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 01/10/2025

When Flappers in the 1920s showed like Three Inches of their Calf, it was treated as Severely as if a Lady showed her Straight Up Pussy to a Bus full of Third Graders !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 25/09/2025

Republican Representative Dan Crenshaw wrote a Very Comprehensive Guide and Walkthrough for Suikoden III in 2003 !! I am Actually Telling the Truth !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 25/09/2025

Not a Lot of People Know This !! When a Police Station Needs a New Cop, they Yank them out of a Rend in the Cosmos from a Parallel Dimension known as "The Oinkment" !!

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