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Midwestern Mermaid

@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
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(35-He/Him or They/Them) IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf Old enough to remember Robin Baumgarten in the helicopter Minors DNI sorry.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 1h
Greek life has so many drawbacks, and all of the benefits it offers are things that are already available through joining regular student orgs plus having friends. You can skip all the hazing and Epstein style conspiracy coverups by just renting a janky house off campus w your buddies senior yr
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 1h
maybe the shitass general manager and president of baseball operations can get some pitching this off-season for once
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 1h
I went to a little liberal arts schools with Greek life but it was so different than most other schools everything still sounds foreign. 1. We never had official frat house. Like the only house I would go to was like four guys in a frat my roommate was in.
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 2h
At my school we had a fucking fraternity on our Panhellic Board.
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 2h
Every college needed to overhaul their SA policy years ago.
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 3h
Nothing really sums America up right now like a white dude who didnt care about womens sports till a few years going after the arguable GOAT for fouling a player who made an anti-trans statement.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 14h
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 4h
Imagine how this site would handle prime Josh Hamilton
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 5h
Bro why I getting ads attacking Hasan and Abdul in Illinois. I didnt even know who the Republicans are running for senate here.
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 6h
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⭐️ Alina ⭐️ @alinalal.bsky.social · 13h
witch hat atelier
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 7h
hot take i think anyone with a ☭ and also a paid blue checkmark on twitter is immediately in my mind either an op or someone who i never want to hear words out of the mouth of ever.
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The Crone of the 4th District @the-swampwitch.bsky.social · 13h
How the hell did this moron even swim in the right direction? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Swimmer Riley Gaines Says Helen Keller’s Existence ‘Doesn’t Sit Right’ With Her: ‘Did She Really Exist?’
Riley Gaines has her doubts about one historical figure — Helen Keller. During her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast on June 16, Gaines was asked to name one conspiracy theory that she believed i...
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 7h
The end goal of the worst people on social media is just to create kiwifarms and kiwifarms girlboss edition
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 7h
I kind of want to see how mad Wilbon is about a bullpen game in the playoffs.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
remember after 9/11 when iran was telling the US that al qaeeda was funded out of saudi arabia and hiding in pakistan and the bush admin went like "we dont need to read this, this is from an Evil Country" and then by the time it turned out true they'd killed 4 million people in unrelated countries
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Prog @ Comms @progares.bsky.social · 8h
Hilda Tuesday
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 9h
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 8h
More like Elon Cuck
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 8h
Never forget how Zuckerberg was ostensibly liberal-leaning until Donald wrote in a coffee table book that Mark should be imprisoned for disabling his account after January 6, after which Zuck immediately began rolling over for Trump like a dog at every possible opportunity.
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Lippylez @lippylez.bsky.social · 9h
Just seen this on Insta 🤣 #MCFC #SHAM
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Snag @snagback.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I-No Guilty Gear #art #videogames
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 12h
I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 12h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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your pal caitlin @sacaitlin.bsky.social · 11h
what a nice looking transfer of cock sucker magazine
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のーさー🐾 @nosir-onadat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 18h
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Dizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In bowling, there’s always a second throw
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum has more passing TDs than Drake Maye.
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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 29/09/2026
Truly a matchup of warriors
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 29/09/2026
Well that was fucking stupid
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The Deceitful Grin of Civility @andrewfleer.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning @pittpost.bsky.social
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh and if you take up a seat at the bar, you better be ordering more than water. Hydrate at home, fuckers.
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 29/09/2026
They are going to put Bagent in and the Bears win late and then the next day at the score someone loses their mind on a caller.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Charles Barkley smiling
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Mollyritaville🔞🍹 @dbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cuddles #killlakill
ryuko and satsuki cuddling in bed
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stand by for a message from the president of the united states
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EddySmash @eddysmash2407.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shantae vs Giga Mermaid 🧞‍♀️💥🧜‍♀️ #Shantae #ShantaeFanArt #WayForward
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Fuck man, he wrestled literally last night
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck man we lost PAC this year?
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 27/09/2026
So many of these joined Nov 24 accounts pretty much would of told MLK yoy can be black when we get that darn cheeto out of the white house
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muda @mildough.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love a mini skirt marcille!!! #farcille
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Midwestern Mermaid @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social · 27/09/2026
I saw clips of a very special episode of Family Matters and people in the comments were like "if your dad is a cop why are you underage drinking" amd being from Mount Greenwood i thought it was a cheat code.
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Reisen Fan 776 🐇💕✨ @divah0lic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨ Vodka ✨ #UmaMusume #ウマ娘
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best one yet 😂 #WNBA
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