comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 13hMay he live long enough to see his name scratched off the stele. 0266
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 20h*Extremely 5'9" guy voice* Jesus is 5'11, 6 feet. As tall as eternity. 1280
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Word that I purchased a round for everyone last Thursday travels quickly on the vast grass sea. 020
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Expect to hear from your master of whispers shortly. Voices on the wind, your grace. "hey buuuuudy" 130
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My outriders are at your gates bearing a message from their liege. "'sup?" 1150
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Erowid trip report on hanging out with your buds 1281
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026theres gotta be a fish somewhere real deep doing about as shitty as we all are. 0211
Reposted by comfort foodsAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Share if you would do anything to protect the valley 49614
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Let me tell you, having not had a weekend for two years is really kicking my ass. 4300
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hell, i'd eat the eloi too if I was a morlock. Those little suckers look delicious. 120
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The eloi and the morlocks are hugging it out. they're burying the hatchet. And then the morlocks are digging up the hatchet and killing more eloi. 2232
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As David "Dawg" Grisman awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a gigantic insect. 0130
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Your honor, objection, opposing counsel is being shitty to me. 040
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If someone tags you in the mentions, they know you're a horny little worm freak. 1160
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am not vulnerable, please strike from the record any mention of how vulnerable I am. 090
Reposted by comfort foodssteinkern @koboldvintner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026more concussions -> more primpker 1141
Reposted by comfort foods🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you" 718327
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have had five confirmed concussions, which explains a great deal about me. 5351
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass: 1756160
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Playing spin the bottle with a bunch of ants. I'm making the ants kiss. They love each other. 0150
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Reposted by comfort foodsBathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(Randy Newman voice) You gotta bend the knee 0141
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was rick and morty for people who think they're too good for Rick and morty 170
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Loitering munitions, chilling armaments, and other hanging out materiel. 0270
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026F-250 with a lift kit tall enough to strike and kill god. 1300
