comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass: 1756160
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is a great evil in the heart of this country. 0431
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They're calling him the most "Graduating from Lewis and Clark with an English degree" president ever. 2390
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Kid keeps trying to get me to read this book he found in a free library to him and I am struggling to explain to him why I can't 2291
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Drunkenly explaining to the other drunk dads what my kid likes. 2526
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I tell myself I will never feel shame about my child but if he pulls this shit I'm disowning him. 2312
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 19/05/2026This guy is about to ask you if he can crash on your couch. 91187
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I have a $20 billion plan to unravel the deeper mysteries of the universe, but their thing is cute too. 1250
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This preworkout is about to do a hate crime on me. 0381
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026That would be a beautiful name for a baby girl ❤️ 3621
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Dying like this is the greatest way to be respected by your students forever. Dude is going to get a memorial bathroom stall. 1592
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 14/12/2025They're married and they work together in waste management. 0180
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I fucking hate her man. Everything she's written is designed to make me livid. 7320
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Fucking revolting that I can get pesci's exact hitbox for practice. 2382
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces 1390
