Reposted by santhe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101769250
Reposted by sandave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160213696
Reposted by sanDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family 101812308
Reposted by sanTransportation Alternatives @transalt.org · 28/07/2026A 45-minute ride on an electric Citi Bike now costs members $12.15 — nearly three times the $4.50 charge from just six years ago. If you’ve been watching your Citi Bike commute get more and more expensive, this is the party for you: August 12 at 6 p.m. at 3 Dollar Bill in Brooklyn. 2206
Reposted by sanThe Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham Week will still be going ahead as planned. 125910
san @pprct.xyz · 30/01/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/a... > ctrl-f getting over it > 0 results > cancel my subscriptionnytimes.comThe Thrill of Climbing From the Comfort of Your Couch 100
san @pprct.xyz · 14/01/2026war on normal productive people who have a job and friends, waged by unemployable losers whose family won't talk to them 010
Reposted by sanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!” 332149300
san @pprct.xyz · 12/12/2025yeah imagine a world where: - the rich get better healthcare than everyone else - coverage is determined by actors you don't trust - you have to get a referral before you see a specialist 040
Reposted by sanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I was disadvantaged in the duel as I had sold my pistols to buy a comb for my wife's beautiful hair. But as we turned on the count of ten, I saw she had shaved her head so loose hair would not interfere with her deadly bald aim. 024937
Reposted by sanMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 03/12/2025ATMs are the only tether between our world and the abstract conceptual plane most money exists in. They are a veil between universes 0206
Reposted by sanThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-plu… 9291201669
Reposted by sanweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland 241478259
Reposted by sanDoug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Approximately 75% of households on the Upper West Side are car-free. Plus, 13,000 parking spaces in a neighborhood that's home to about 214,000 residents is nothing. This is an elected official listening to a loud and entitled minority and prioritizing the storage of private cars over public safety. 616324
Reposted by sanEdwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I was walking down a street in New York and I thought how lovely it was, with the trees and the light. Tried to take a photo and this came out. It’s incredible how blind we become to the ugliness of cars. They really do mess things up. Yet somehow we manage to filter them out. 631861248
Reposted by sanCriag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies. 3266381873
Reposted by sanLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 26/08/2025"Sorry, what did you just say?" 540068
Reposted by sanJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 25/08/2025This intersection was a dangerous mess of parking and blocked crosswalks. In summer 2023 @nyc-dot.bsky.social pedestrianized it and removed cars. Its most recent use? Serving as a pop up lunch kitchen for local construction crews. I’ll take fresh cooked chicken over illegally parked SUVs any day! 1343
Reposted by sanceej @ceej.online · 21/06/2024they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago 9661109
Reposted by sanWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/08/2025JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old. 104153775
Reposted by sanKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Asked if it's time to recognize a Palestinian state, Pete Buttigieg replies: " I think that that's a profound question that arouses a lot of the biggest problems that have happened with Israel's right to survival in the diplomatic scene." 19072554
Reposted by sanZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/08/2025A devastating crash in Astoria has left three people dead. I'm heartbroken for the victims and their loved ones. We can't normalize this. It's time to commit to streets that are safe for everyone.abc7ny.com3 dead after car crashes into coffee truck, pedestrians in AstoriaEyewitnesses said the vehicle was speeding before slamming into the parked coffee truck. 754166501
Reposted by sanjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/08/2025you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am 75131883679
