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Lost Rembrandt

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Lezine was an ISB agent. #Survive2026

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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having untaxed billionaires is a policy choice.
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Kristin Kuster @kristinkuster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You will find this to be *breathtakingly* beautiful writing. I’d quote it to entice you; yet want you to enjoy each line while you read:
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 02/10/2026
Breaking News! y-Axis Alert! With yesterday's preliminary Niño 3.4 sea-surface temperature spiking to a new record at 29.975°C, the y-axis was raised to 30.5°C. Meanwhile, the Niño 3.4 anomaly now sits at 3.33°C above the 1991-2020 baseline. Until tomorrow ...
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great British Bake Off looking to top the controversy of Mexico week by casting a wheelchair user whose JOB is disability access and then making zero adjustments for wheelchair access.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah London. Where they put the outgassing for the super sewer between council housing blocks and open a 4 story weapons factory next to the Tesco on Old Kent Road. Fuck this town.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The data from New York shows that if you raise taxes or bring in a wealth tax the rich don’t leave. They stay and try and commit tax evasion, and if you make that too difficult they stay and pay and more people want to live and work there.
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Ashmolean Museum, Oxford @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This “skidding goat” vase was likely made in Iran c.3500 BCE. Similar jars were made at settlements in mountain valleys that connected Mesopotamia in the west to Iran.
An ancient vase decorated with lines and a 'skidding goat'.
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Though I never met him Tim Curry is in many ways responsible for one of my favourite memories of my late father. My first job, living on my own in a VERY conservative provincial town on the other side of the country. The Rocky Horror Show was coming to town. Live! in a grand Victorian theatre!
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I worked with Tim Curry when I was seven, we were in the Opening Number of the Oscars together. I had no business being there, to be honest. I couldn’t sing OR dance. But he was patient with me, and was as funny, fun, and kind as you’d hope him to be. I always hoped I’d be able to see him again.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We were singing “Make ‘Em Laugh,” and during one take, when he got to the line “My dad said, ‘Be an actor, my son’” he added, sotto voce, “Boy, was HE wrong.” I burst out laughing, and so did everyone else. That, and the times that we actually DID make Tim laugh, are my favorite memories of him.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All of Iron Circus' banned-in-Texas titles are available in the ICC store, BTW. Y'know, if you're as contrarian as I am. 😘🖕 Banned Book Club: store.ironcircus.com/products/ban... Occulted: store.ironcircus.com/products/occ... As the Crow Flies: store.ironcircus.com/products/as-...
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Banned Book Club Color Edition PREORDER
This is a PREORDER edition and will ship before the official release date in September with special original art for the first 100 orders of the color softcover! The color edition includes an EXCLUSIV...
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's only "misuse" if a device is used in a way other than the way it was designed to be used. These things were designed to be used specifically for torture, which is why the fact that they leave no marks is highlighted in their marketing. These are high-tech rubber hoses.
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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auonsson @auonsson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is Mechernich, where two 4m drones flew for hours yesterday. And Leipzig, where an armed drone only by luck failed to blow up a plane with ammo. Ie, drone cells are operating with impunity targeting arms transports and doing recon on key military sites. On EU soil.
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When the local Barred Owls take baths, they seem to all make the same adorable noise. I would spell it "flumff". Tell me I'm wrong! (Hope you can hear the noises) #birds #owl #birb #nature #love #trailcam #Seattle #goodmorning #PNW #love #funnyanimals #nokings
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We need a better name than "wild" fires when the news is struggling to find a video that isn't another industrial Sitka plantation going up.
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today I asked a security guard at a Co-Op if I could use money to buy food. It took some time but apparently it's still possible.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Part of my "Gaming is a Gateway" project was looking at animation & game design, & as you can see here, Eimhin knocked it out of the park. The kids designed their own characters & used clay to bring them to life. It was all done without the tech end ever limiting the creative end, the dream really!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone is complaining about the movies’s historical accuracy, but Nolan literally cast a woman from B.C.
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you're happy to pay out $1 million on the toss of a coin just give them the damn money.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 24/07/2026
Oh, we're putting tariffs on countries that don't do enough to stop slave labor? Can we tariff ourselves? Because the US has the largest slave labor population in the world! Again, periodic reminder that our slave labor population is larger than the workforce of Norway. Not a typo.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 24/07/2026
Michel Sardaby - Blue Sunset[France, jazz](1967) redd.it/6yt1rc youtu.be/gpuHbsSOG20
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Michel Sardaby - Blue Sunset[France, jazz](1967)
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Many thanks to the Toronto Star for inadvertently showing us why we should all use the Oxford Comma. Apparently Sylvia had some, let's say, complicated hobbies:
Headline from the Toronto Star:

The latest historical fiction
books take inspiration from
Sylvia Plath, a New York
vigilante and Shah of Iran

We review ‘Daffodil Days,’ ‘Lady X,’ ‘Love Lane’ and
‘Mistress of the Persian Boarding House.

July 16,2026 at 12:45 p.m.
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Lyn @lynisalot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The robots cost more to replace.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 19/07/2026
So fouls per card: Argentina: 19 Opposition: 5 Spain: 18 Opposition: 5 England: 6 Opposition: 13 France: 12 Opposition: 22 This is statistical referee bias towards Spain & Argentina. Punishing their oppo heavily. While making France and England have to work harder in their own matches.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Page 2: a girl standing in the doorway of the venue says to the emu, “you coming in? The show’s about to start!” The emu, a bit surprised, responds, “oh. Uhh…” Cut to the interior of the venue and the emu is standing in a crowd of people watching a band perform. He seems to be enjoying himself.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Seattle, we have a local raccoon with short spine syndrome who's been kicking it around the city, and we have all collectively named him Jimothy. Here's Jimothy. We love Jimothy.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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vitzpatel @vitzpatel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
With England out of the tournament, the risk of domestic abuse is about to spike. Please reach out for help, you are not alone 🙏🏽 DA is never okay, there is no excuse.
Helplines for various organisations who help with those subjected to domestic violence
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One day the England men's team will learn you don't sit and defend a 1-0 lead in a tournament semi final.
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Ms. Magazine @msmagazine.com · 15/07/2026
Many pregnant Texas residents now fear losing their lives during pregnancy, after four young women died in the state when they were unable to access medically necessary abortions.
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‘I Don’t Want To Die’: Texas Patients Are Afraid To Get Pregnant
The fear of losing their lives is precisely what many pregnant Texas residents say they’ve experienced after four young women died in the state when they were unable to access medically necessary abor...
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Forbidden Worlds Film Festival @fwfilmfestival.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There are so many wonderful Sam Neil performances from The Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Jurassic Park, The Piano, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, The Hunt for Red October and countless others... but there's something quintessentially 'Sam Neil' about The Dish. It's just so... wholesome.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Some excellent Italian grandmother didn’t understand that she was imparting her knowledge to the pasta antichrist.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My latest: I don’t respect America at 250. The only thing I can think of is how America is still a young, spoiled brat of a nation that no one is able to discipline. Foreign writers have been commenting on the US's developmental problems for centuries. karenattiah.substack.com/p/america-ne...
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America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up
Once you understand the moral psychology of America's immaturity, everything about America's 250th birthday makes sense.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/07/2026
People who don’t wither as soon as the mercury rises above 20 degrees Celsius are having an absolute blast, it has been rumoured.
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People who can regulate their temperature having bloody brilliant time right now
People who don’t wither as soon as the mercury rises above 20 degrees Celsius are having an absolute blast, it has been rumoured. The freaks, who think nothing of standing at a flaming barbecue while…
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Tim the Raver @tg59.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Apparently FIFA have allowed the US to field 12 players in their next game. It’s a new law passed following a donation from a mystery donor.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Has FIFA told us what the final score in Monday’s USA v Belgium game is going to be yet?
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 05/07/2026
A hero’s welcome for the Cabo Verde team arriving home ❤️
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Lost Rembrandt @porterflynn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Put your bets on for USA to reach the World Cup Final! If they're that openly fixing the game against Belgium there is no way FIFA are allowed to let them go out before then.
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