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Love getting a text that is basically, "Diva, you're getting dragged at this brunch."

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Was reading BG3 fic and the author used "ilm" for "inch" I know what you are.

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All this ranting to say, emphatically: I encourage everyone to cast off the yoke of our religious, political, and cultural oppressors by respecting and embracing art in whatever form it may take, the joy of it, and yes even the horror of it, with no reservations. ✌️

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You know things are getting fucked when an author writes something that doesn't sit right with a portion of the audience for whatever reason and people immediately jump to, "[Author] wrote this because they are a bad person, they don't know anything, and this is their sick fetish."

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When I see the most tone-deaf, dumbass take on fiction, but then I also see > "I haven't read the source material on what I'm complaining about" and > "I'm 24" Ah. It all makes sense now.

One of my worst exes, when I met him, was like, "One of my hobbies is spinning poi at the beach," and tell me why I was surprised Pikachu face when that loser refused to work more than 8 hours in a damn week and didn't shower for two weeks at a time, smdh.

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One of my favorite bits lately is telling Dove that I would thrive in places like the Backrooms. Dove doubts me. Dove thinks I would be scared. What Dove failed to consider is that I would thrive because I am the one who stalks the halls. Mine is the distant call round countless corners.

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Saw a man hit his dog on the sidewalk while I was driving and briefly considered hitting him with my car.

agarie 💌 @agariie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Our RP FC launched our dedicated open RP event last week and it went great! It's a free community dinner in Ul'dah. We're having another one on Wednesday, September 30th at 9PM Eastern. Come check us out!! There is also a link to our Discord in the OOC info :) soupnight.carrd.co

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Soup Night

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adeptus erogenous @devonhinged.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

STOP making up a guy to get mad at and START making up a guy.... To love 🫶...

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I just found out that ceasar coleslaw is a thing and this is my white side coming out, but I want it. I want this unholy bastardization of coleslaw.

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Also I do want to point out that "I have socks older than you" is not a flex, like throw those nasty shits away and buy new ones, you thought you were cooking with that?

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I'd rather have somebody show up to an interview with an iced coffee than tell me they have socks older than me, which is something that actually happened when I interviewed a lady.

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A lot of BG3 OC screenshot avatars on my blocklist today. This is less about people not liking a book and more about them feeling entitled to harass others because they don't like a book.

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My friends who are very well-versed in Forgotten Realms lore, help me settle a debate in my head? I Google what accent a person from Luskan might have, and the consensus seems to be "pirate" and that does not fully appease me.

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Sea shanties are cool, folk music talking about the hardships of being at sea, the loves waiting for them back home, the warm arms of the women at port. Where's the shanty about my job, where I get punched several times a day.

I generally do not like the expectation audiences have for creatives, writers, artists to cater to their every specific desire wrt what is "canon" in their art and stories, and I hate to put this out there but that kind of entitled mentality will increase with widespread use & availability of AI.

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My hot take is that many Astarion fans cannot cope with their own hyper-specific HCs centered on their own desires for the character not being "canon", and also that T. K/in/gfisher wrote Astarion as being primarily attracted to men.

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Thinking about my OCs kissing so everything will be okay. OCs kissing, ok?

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I had semen smeared on me at work today and I am trying my best to regulate so I can come back tomorrow. I generally am pretty good at regulating through the physical assault, but it's really hard to not be incredibly upset at having a hand full of semen just smeared on you without consent. At work.

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Just dodged a bullet at work with people gossiping about two people allegedly having an affair, I'm too grown to care about it if it doesn't impact my pay, fuck whoever you want, this kind of work is hard enough!!!

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Idk how to tell you this, dude, but that's BO, not pheromones, and your dick is not a holy thing.

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No man is more insidious than the cishet straight man who starts making moves on early transition or pre-transition trans men only to slowly start insisting on detransition further in the relationship.

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What if babies cry because they want a cigarette.