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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
its so cool that me, an extremely low level administrator making barely enough to live, has to deal with people like this flooding my work email inbox
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2025
me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
the reason rightoids lap up the "30%-80% pharma cost reduction" (regardless if it works or not) is because democrats would never ever promise to do this in a million years
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
starting a thread for types of people who should be imprisoned
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Unnerving Battleaxe of Major Remorse
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
imagine being this stupid?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/04/2025
everyones got that one meek homie that will inherit the earth
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs
Ivan Stewart Off Road Arcade Racer
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
x could never
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 25/03/2025
Haliey Welch, the Hawk Tuah girl, is back with a brand new message: microwave the penis for 20 seconds
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there exists an immensely rare, extremely unfortunate scenario where Luigi dies in a stampede during the Hooktail battle and Mario spends the rest of the battle standing on Luigi's dead body.
After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,
one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving.
These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle.
Goombella is standing
on two dead Goombas.
From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats.
Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that
he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner
will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this.
Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
tradwife influencers posting their Ls
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11/03/2025
damn
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
wow
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2025
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Douglas @interwebzrenegade.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
this image is so beautiful
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
fuckin jumpscare lol
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He tried . . .
Two headlines, the first reads

"Man in serious condition after house falls on him"

The second reads

"One man can stop housing crash"
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
tux twins 👯 #caturday
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog
In Super Mario World, Mario has a halo after a Game Over, implying he would go to Heaven if he dies. However, in Super Paper Mario, he goes to the Underwhere, an equivalent of Hell, after death. This implies that between 1990 and 2007, Mario has committed some unforgivable sin.

(Screenshots of the same)
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Liz England @lizardengland.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
happy to say civ vii still has the juice
Screenshot of a tooltip popup that says, "Harriet Tubman has joined Fascism."
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
excited to build this lol
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:
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Retro Dream @retrodream.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Populous, first God Game, released in 1989 and seen here on my 1040 ST. I'm incredibly nostalgic. I love vintage, and especially my good old computers with so much great memories from the Past. That's why I'm trying my best to capture them on photo showing them in all glory
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i don't need to ask a.i. anything cuz i already know everything
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/02/2025
the super bowl commercials and to a lesser extent, the game itself, always remind me that this country produces nothing of value and everyone in it is shit. although i could go for some nerds gummy clusters. that confection feels like a winning combination of two awesome tastes.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If anyone doubts that it was a mistake to leave Twitter feel free to show them this screenshot of recent tweets
Kevin smith saying “Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.” Four times
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
trump has lost /r/cuba lol
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/02/2025
it's really pathetic when people in other countries start using american rightoid political terms like decrying "woke" or whatever. come up with your own thing cucks
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"how can i make this about me?"-ass post
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Frasier Crane doing the cool Sonic pose. The background is sort of a boho beige which I thought fitting.
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
your email has not, in fact, found me well
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Reading about Lorenzo Music has led to another haunting moment in Wikipedia history
needed someone to voice the main character in
the strip: Garfield, a fat, lazy, sarcastic, and demanding cat. The audition attracted several famed vocal talents, including Sterling Holloway, the voice of Winnie the Pooh. After one audition, Music was immediately gast as the voice of Garfield; in Davis' words: "I looked at the room full of [voice] actors, and then in the corner I saw Lorenzo, quietly licking himself". Music would serve as the voice of Garfield in all twelve specials, an animated series, video games, and commercials until his death in 2001.
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dan @early90spants.com · 22/01/2025
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
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Doug Henwood @doughenwood.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Harvard Hillel's summary of the university settlement of a lawsuit against it. The crackdown on criticism of Israel is remarkable to behold.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
On TikTok right now. Working fine for me. Don't know what you guys are talking about. Watching the livestream of the Amulet That Contains All Answers. Can't believe you all are missing this, tbh, I no longer contain earthly problems.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Of course he's to blame! He signed the law!
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"Alcohol is the cause of injuries at work" Soviet safety poster (1987)
АЛКОГОЛЬ причина травм на производстве. A Soviet safety poster from 1987 its about not being drunk at work or drinking on the job a yellow human figure is being rung through a ringer made of 2 alcohol bottles
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If I was an LA firefighter and I saw the Brian Griffin thumbs up, I really feel that would motivate me and give me the strength to “do it for Brian”
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