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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
its so cool that me, an extremely low level administrator making barely enough to live, has to deal with people like this flooding my work email inbox
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
i had to double check i didnt misread their name lmao
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2025
me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
im employed what does any of this mean
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
DNC messaging freaks will only ever promise you "affordable healthcare". in DNC speak this means far less than even 30%. thats why they use the term "affordable". it has no concrete meaning
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
the reason rightoids lap up the "30%-80% pharma cost reduction" (regardless if it works or not) is because democrats would never ever promise to do this in a million years
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
just what everyone wanted - a. blues brothers collectathon
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
ok stephanie dicks
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
stay-at-home-mom influencers
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
starting a thread for types of people who should be imprisoned
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Unnerving Battleaxe of Major Remorse
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
a hit dog hollars
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
imagine being this stupid?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/04/2025
everyones got that one meek homie that will inherit the earth
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs
Ivan Stewart Off Road Arcade Racer
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i cant imagine having an offputting name
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
why would you feel bad for a pervert and sex pest???
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
not the fruity bussi
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
x could never
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
www.whatthefuck.com!
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
DJ jerking my penis
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
LETS GOOOOO
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
why do we need remakes of games that came out like 2 years ago
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
no one asked Christine
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 25/03/2025
Haliey Welch, the Hawk Tuah girl, is back with a brand new message: microwave the penis for 20 seconds
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
looking into this...
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there exists an immensely rare, extremely unfortunate scenario where Luigi dies in a stampede during the Hooktail battle and Mario spends the rest of the battle standing on Luigi's dead body.
After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,
one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving.
These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle.
Goombella is standing
on two dead Goombas.
From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats.
Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that
he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner
will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this.
Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
bot
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
😭
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
tradwife influencers posting their Ls
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
lol
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
pedocons strike again
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
oh brother
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11/03/2025
damn
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
wow
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
ive been struggling with crohns for 2 decades and would give anything for a fecal transplant (pills or w/e). unfortunately its not really something you can just do
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2025
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Douglas @interwebzrenegade.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
this image is so beautiful
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
fuckin jumpscare lol
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He tried . . .
Two headlines, the first reads

"Man in serious condition after house falls on him"

The second reads

"One man can stop housing crash"
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
tux twins 👯 #caturday
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
they should but i was pleasantly surprised how active tf2 still is
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog
In Super Mario World, Mario has a halo after a Game Over, implying he would go to Heaven if he dies. However, in Super Paper Mario, he goes to the Underwhere, an equivalent of Hell, after death. This implies that between 1990 and 2007, Mario has committed some unforgivable sin.

(Screenshots of the same)
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poopmiser @poop-miser.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
what the FUCK
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