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Bad bird site escapee Stay at home astronaut Straight, not narrow He/Him, Ho/Hum Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 8h
Roo burgers with bacon, eggs, pineapple, rocket, caramelised onions, cheese, tomato, probably some other stuff . . .
Roo burgers as described AgainA different angle
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 10h
Goon Show reboot?
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 11h
The bogong moths are back! Perhaps they are a sign that all is not lost | First Dog on the Moon
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The bogong moths are back! Perhaps they are a sign that all is not lost | First Dog on the Moon
Remember – these moths are not an inconvenience they are a blessing * Sign up here to get an email whenever First Dog cartoons are published * Get all your needs met at the First Dog shop if what you need is First Dog merchandise and prints Continue reading...
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 18h
Someone's already made nudes with this
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yet another stir-fry. Prawn and snow peas.
Ingredients fora prawn and cashew stir-fry on a white counter Finished
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
This is cool
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two dogs asleep having each other
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve got no problem with people demanding transparency from the rich and powerful. But when you film a women’s Pilate class on private property that the participants clearly don’t want videoed, you’re not some public hero ‘First Amendment Auditor’, you’re a creep and a troll
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"On the day Jemena crews showed up in August, residents left cars and bins out to block equipment needed to install the poles." More of this, please.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Portrait Artist Of The Year" lol
An incredibly child like painting that could be seen in any primary school art class
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sooo . . . just asking for a throat punch rather than a face punch?
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
" . . . while jeopardizing American credibility as a trading partner." lmao. Ship. Sailed.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Wharfie time" is probably one of the dumbest things I've heard in a while. Contrary to intention it will be remembered as the cry made immediately prior to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I predict opposing teams' fans will chant it whenever Freo are losing from now on.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stir-fry incoming. Exact details: Unknown . . .
Cashews, corn flour, Shaoxing wine, oyster sauce, light soy, and toasted sesame oil on a white counter
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know one way of stopping AI agents from accessing Australian government data would be by making them have MyGov accounts.
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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Countries by how New Zealand they are
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theft is built into the business model, so this tracks.
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Dr Nick 🦉🇦🇺 @doktrnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ibis' out for a walk with pizza.
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Dr Nick 🦉🇦🇺 @doktrnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ibis' out for a walk with pizza.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep blocking these and marking as spam but they still get through.
Spam promoting a Nazi constellation of satellites four internet access
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Believe this shit and you're fucking cooked. Facts 1:1
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stupid Girl, Garbage Idiot Frank, Zappa Dumb, Nirvana The Fool On The Hill, The Beatles American Idiot, Green Day Stupid Boy, Oasis
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"After the ABC approached Instagram's parent company Meta for comment, the tech giant confirmed work had begun work to remove Bindi's account for violating policies." Forget ABC's shit grammar, but what "work" is required to remove an account? How many keystrokes? My guess is way less than ten.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katsu Don with Tonkatsu Sauce, Sesame Dressed Slaw, Pickled Ginger, and rice
As described on a red corded placemat and two chopsticks
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have never had to remove polymerised oil as often as I have on this Westinghouse stove top. I'm guessing the linishing is deeper than all my previous stainless steel hobs.
A hob's wok burner with a lot of burnt polymerised oil around theexposed burnerSame burner with a wet baking soda slurry on the oils Half way through cleaningShiny!
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One less actively racist cunt.
abc.net.au
Australian rock legend Angry Anderson dies, aged 79
The ARIA Hall of Fame inductee spent 50 years in the music industry and also became a television presenter and youth advocate.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our Prime Minister tagging in his selfie mate, an adjudicated rapist and felon.
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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
theaimn.net/the-art-of-b...
theaimn.net
The Art of Being Brilliantly Stupid
There is something almost impressive about Donald Trump. Not impressive in the conventional sense. Not because he possesses some extraordinary intellectual capacity or because he has discovered a secret formula for governing. Rather, he has [...]
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First they came . . .
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole GOP. Against a wall. No blind folds. Small calibre rounds.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love how this implies the ABC song has "fans"
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favourite thicc tree
20 Down: lots of different blood in broad trunked tree.
Answered:  Baobab
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When does Ellison season start?
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Le Cagle @lecagle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you are *not* prepared for what this technology company is called, nothing can prepare you
wkyt.com
UK installs AI facial scanning technology at residence halls
The University of Kentucky is installing artificial intelligence facial scanning technology on several campus buildings.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late Stage Caramelism.
Caramelised onions nearly finished slowly getting golden
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think it's bad luck to be superstitious.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Battered Flat Head Fillets and Scallops with Duck Fat Chips, Toasted Sesame dressed Coleslaw, Rocket Tomato Salad, Tartare, Lemon, and a Tonkatsu sauce for the Scallops
As text
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn't post that comment - I'm reporting it to X. Yes, this is real. People are dumb.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I never thought the bus would mash my face when I jumped under it."
ca.style.yahoo.com
Ed Sheeran Is 'Absolutely Furious' After Being 'Thrown Under a Bus' by Friends as Macklemore Controversy Threatens His Tour
Ed Sheeran was reportedly furious after Macklemore's departure from his tour sparked tensions among longtime friends.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1.3 Richard Osmans
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correction: A company marketing a cartoon character obtained the cooperation of an opportunistic journalist for an infomercial, and it failed.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not an actor. Not a woman. Not an interview. Not a journalist. Not a denial. Not an AI 'malfunction', but a persistent nonsense-feature. Other than that, hot story, guys.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you.
Two nerdy giys presenting a science show in the early 80s late 70s
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Garden tidy up mostly done. Uncovered a brown hose pretending to be a snake with the whipper snipper which scared the shit out of me.
A brown hose hiding in just cut grass looking a lot like a brown snake2.5m strip between a house and fence with very tall grassThe sames strip after whipper snipperingA half cut lawn. One side is freshly mown, the other is quite long
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
gizmodo.com
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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mr dog @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prepping for the once in a thousand years El Niño? Ask a penguin! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
El Niño is supersizing! Are governments finally taking climate change seriously? No! | First Dog on the Moon
Your government will NOT come to save you – we have to do that for each other now
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Ravendas @ravendas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's real. Bizarre little men, indeed j-archive.com/showgame.php...
j-archive.com
J! Archive - Show #9620, aired 2026-09-18
An archive of Jeopardy! clues and players for Show #9620.
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Philip Loring @philiploring.com · 18/09/2026
On a plane home. guy in the seat in front of me, on the phone: “no the mega church in Davis is where we want to put our money. The developer says he can guarantee high revenue and a % of profits. The people who go to these things will put their whole life savings in without a second thought.”
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking weirdos
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