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Louise Cyphre

@plumsykespicot.bsky.social
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I am a pedant, like my mother and her mother before her. Instant karma’s gonna get you.

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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
truly the worst of the worst....
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Im working, I put on the film Madfabulous about Henry Paget 5th Marquess of Anglesey and he looks like a rather splendid chap.
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok referring to the pope as just “Pope” is very funny
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Recently, I’ve wanted to do another ink cap inspired mari. But I didnt want to do it too literally. So heres the attempt
A mari win a patterned cloak with drips of bkack jewels hanging from her cloak
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I genuinely can’t imagine why anyone would want to explore a kink, especially a highly-stigmatized one like CNC, with a bunch of potential future coworkers. IMO this is deeply strange even if you *aren’t* turned off by that kind of thing
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 02/10/2026
people were like "don't criticize appearances" but him looking like he got lost in a wind tunnel on the way to the porn store is the product of affirmative choices he has made, and made in the full knowledge he'd be going on TV.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 03/10/2026
what i really regret is the bastardization of intersectionality. crenshaw's insight was that systems of oppression intersect in complex ways, rather than merely additive ones. as a result looking for a singular scale of oppression that delivers an ordinal ranking of all groups is a fool's errand
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 01/10/2026
I love when other aging post-hipster housing dweebs try to cool guy me over YIMBYism, as though it is possible to have strongly-held opinions about zoning rules and housing permitting processes without being an enormous goddamn nerd.
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tigerrrrs.bsky.social @tigerrrrs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should invent something that is like the opposite of drugs. Trip your balls off by thinking like a normal goddamn person for a few hours
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also in his imagined conversation with Jesus he's monologuing and mansplaining to Jesus. He's talking over Jesus. Jesus doesn't get a word in edgewise. I cannot emphasize further that *he wrote this* and that's how he's talking.
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yud is not at all good whatsoever at writing the voice of Jesus
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hey just wanted you to know that when I read your posts I taste copper & my eyes start to burn"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ich bet Clive Barker doth come uppe wyth the ydea for Hellerayser everich once yn a while and ys super exictede but then ys lyke "oh no, oh no, Ich have alreadye done that one, the one wyth the box and the pins"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Desperately wish I could explain the concepts of ownership, rent, and/or personal space to the flying bug that decided to move into my room an hour ago
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, we would literally be better off if we simply did not have a president after Biden's term expired and shit just went on autopilot.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: THANKS FOR TRYING Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #aabf06073f8 F: #f5740ed6278
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Extremely proud to know and have worked with many of the people who have made this a YIMBY city! I wonder if Berman will ever put together why there isn’t much need for a welfare office in the Village anymore.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The original article seems to be some “the left can win the white working class by not being the left” crap, which frankly I could get from The Atlantic, in which case what is the point of you, Jacobin?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i would be the Gritty of DMing Otherkin BPD hoes
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate ICE
This is Spin̈al Tap movie posterParasite movie poster
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's very untrue. Steinem once told Terry Gross that she didn't marry until her sixties because "first I had to reinvent the institution of marriage." Women had no economic equality in the workplace, no equal access, no right against marital rape, sexual harassment...
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Marriage itself changed radically; I believe that feminism's transformation of marriage into a freely negotiated relationship between equals is part of what made the other kind of marriage equality possible. Marriage had been a master-servant relationship defined by gender roles.....
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 31/08/2026
No this is all wrong, it would be “Roga Rants”. Do you even care about what a sexual scooby doo would sound like? He also wouldn’t say “boner alert” that’s more of a Shaggy line.
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 31/08/2026
morning
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s genuinely difficult to articulate how evil destroying USAID was. And it’s weird bc some people are so committed to the US anti-imperial angle that they skip right over the “literally the worst excesses of capitalism, the world’s richest man just decided to turn off money to poor people” angle.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just looking at this list of feature appearances from only the last couple years and marveling over how there was really nowhere within the realm of popular music where Dolly Parton was not both welcomed and at home.
Wikipedia list of Dolly Parton features on 2024 songs by Pitbull, Beyoncé, Post Malone, Heidi Parton and DemareeWikipedia list of Dolly Parton features on 2025 and 2026 songs by The Wiggles, Sabrina Carpenter, Mötley Crüe, Zac Brown Band and Renée Fleming & Béla Fleck
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look, I’m aware this is one of my stupidest jokes but it wouldn’t leave my dumb brain until I posted it, okay?
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, so when John Lennon and Paul McCartney rhyme things with things it’s okay, but when I, KID ROCK—
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not afraid of a little hard work, I'm fucking terrified of it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This was always going to be the next step. There are no trans players in the WNBA so instead they're going after cis women who are insufficiently feminine for them.
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is someone I grew to appreciate as an adult, but Tim Curry…well, you’d have to go pretty far back in my life to find a point in time where I didn’t know who he was and love something he was in. I think I saw FernGully for the first time at like, 4 or 5 years old?
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Louise Cyphre @plumsykespicot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Obviously I want it to happen as much as anyone else, but on the other hand…JD Vance…
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Air to Ground Message: THANKS FOR TRYING ANYWAY Area: Chester, UK Type: Embraer 190 A: #aee486a8c23 F: #f06c7464aa6
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the inverse of It happening
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists.
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