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Ol' Mr. Skeleton

@plasticarmyman.bsky.social
325 followers 60 following 1.3K posts

Just a real enigma over here If you follow me and you got a super sincere bio or too many emojis, I'm blockin' ya.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 18h
ace combat 8 wings of theve nuts
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing 'bout full bellies and purses, m'lad, is both are easily slit.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can feel myself drawn back to finish k6bd One day soon
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Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*someone writing for a video game but they hate video games and wish they could write movies* I know! I’ll put a twin peaks reference in here! That will elevate this garbage. That will make me smart.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gif (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20010309...
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I randomly decide to wikipedia the .410 shotgun shell at one in the morning and I think about the goverment guy whose time will be wasted by surveiling me
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've heard of dig-dug but this is ridiculous
A rubber duck with the head of a penis instead of a normal duck head
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the Bakshi Lord of the Rings and had to stop myself from posting this same joke again.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pain is just weakness leaving the body that hurts a lot and is painful and sucks
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is gonna sound insane and braggy but my sister and her lady and I got cheered out of a small town bar karaoke night I don't even sing that good, but the host was like 'PLEASE tell me you'll still be in town on thursday for the other karaoke night' I know how it sounds but I'm like reeling
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pagosa Spring, CO
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
youtube.com
E-40 Choices Yup and Nope Switched
YouTube video by The Megalodon TV
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
An ad on the side of a vending machine reads "Dwink, Refwesh, Natuwal"

Homestar Runner has been photoshopped in the bottom left
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lavender lemon mimosa
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Em @ermdracula.com · 27/09/2026
Like, wdym I'm getting flamed for saying that a spoiled billionaire's middle-of-the-road dogwater music is boring and a waste of my time? Wdym there's a discourse about iced coffee as a status symbol ? I remember when we came online to talk about aliens and anime, mostly
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Em @ermdracula.com · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna sound like a huge snob but I don't care: Ever since normies discovered the internet, the internet has kind of sucked. And it sucks a little more every day.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Control Resonant is WEIRD! I get why it was off-putting to some people.
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i've never heard of that song" you tell someone and their eyes narrow to serpentine hatred as they lean forward and hiss at you "you're just saying that for clout"
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will admit that living my life on a trajectory that's lead to zero incidental listens of "Choosin' Texas" is no accident, and inspires no regrets. But if I wanted to make up something to feel cool in the 2026 zeitgeist, I'd pretend I'd read 'The Odyssey' instead of just seeing the movie
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work is the thing you do between cigarettes
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What are we doing?
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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 24/09/2026
one of the biggest problems with working is that its fucking boring and also sucks
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shoppin for a new car Which ones for me? A cool covertible Or an SUV?
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
GOOD NEWS: They got rid of the old guy on the Cracker Barrel logo and replaced him with an anime girl with HUGE tits!
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
prayen’ and
“HOPEN,” reads an “OPEN” sign at an H-mart that has their H logo at the front.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026
thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...
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Armored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”
YouTube video by Zatheroth
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had a bad day at work so I bought control 2
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Babies are simply much too young, in many ways
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey check THIS out
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys I gotta be real, I dunno shit about elric of melibone
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 22/09/2026
Martial plarts Martial plarts... Martial... Plarts
A sign for a "martial plarts" gym. It says "with nature. With plants. With martial arts." weirdly it is an mma gym
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gdq: metal gear solid 2 in 23 minutes Rpglb: a funny little french guy is gonna spend six hours dismantling saga frontier 2
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone thinks having an ultimate final demon form is cool and badass and it may feel that way when you’re whipping it out on your third health bar to kill the hero, but no one ever tells you it’s permanent. yeah, i’m thirty feet tall and have a big mouth in my belly forever now.
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when I feel pain
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
your favorite poster’s favorite poster. it’s for death race 2, the sequel to the 2008 death race 2000 remake
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Dutch 🌻 @possummom420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I place one card face down and end my post
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's funny how a lot of animals have big, funny goofball heads
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