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Ol' Mr. Skeleton

@plasticarmyman.bsky.social
326 followers 60 following 1.3K posts

Just a real enigma over here If you follow me and you got a super sincere bio or too many emojis, I'm blockin' ya.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 9h
donkey be like
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 22h
They already did!
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are in here telling me their particular phone does not work when they hold it to to their ear. I assure you it does. I'm so sorry to be a stickler on this point but yes it does
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pit droids are party dudes like pikachu or the worms from men in black
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all media were scary to me as a child because i was born with an inherent understanding of the hostility and indifference of the universe and everything i encountered indicated to me the futility of human life. im sorry you had to see a power rangers villain though
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tshirt with the outline of south carolina but it says Smooth Crimilina
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I believe in aliens more than they believe in themselves
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot cider wif whiskey in it
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Karla Anthocyanin Zimonja @eternal.observer · 04/10/2026
Thirse. Thirthy. Thrithy.
some cans of a drink called THR3E
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub
an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub, with the below comment: 

You really never know what ppl got going on in their houses man
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Top o' the inning to ya
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: And this dew, it’s from the mountains of the Baja Oblast? Taco Bell employee: ya
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Paulman
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I been watching colorado public broadcasting sorry
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing about moose is you grow up hearing that they're like really goddamn big and then you see one from like 300ft away and you realize they're fucking huge
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah it's real unfortunate
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You pull off the scooby-doo villain mask and it's the cyborg corpse of swing revival
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to believe but I'm afraid of what if fourth wave ska was evil ska
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ace combat 8 wings of theve nuts
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing 'bout full bellies and purses, m'lad, is both are easily slit.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully. Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock." Tom B was fuckin' on one, y'all
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can feel myself drawn back to finish k6bd One day soon
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Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*someone writing for a video game but they hate video games and wish they could write movies* I know! I’ll put a twin peaks reference in here! That will elevate this garbage. That will make me smart.
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because it's a dick-duck
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gif (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20010309...
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I randomly decide to wikipedia the .410 shotgun shell at one in the morning and I think about the goverment guy whose time will be wasted by surveiling me
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've heard of dig-dug but this is ridiculous
A rubber duck with the head of a penis instead of a normal duck head
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the Bakshi Lord of the Rings and had to stop myself from posting this same joke again.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pain is just weakness leaving the body that hurts a lot and is painful and sucks
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be crystal clear the bar crowd was talking to the three of us as a unit, not me specifically. My sister and her lady did the heavy lifting.
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's maybe the most fucking crazy experience I'll ever have?
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is gonna sound insane and braggy but my sister and her lady and I got cheered out of a small town bar karaoke night I don't even sing that good, but the host was like 'PLEASE tell me you'll still be in town on thursday for the other karaoke night' I know how it sounds but I'm like reeling
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pagosa SpringS. There's multiple springs.
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Ol' Mr. Skeleton @plasticarmyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pagosa Spring, CO
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
youtube.com
E-40 Choices Yup and Nope Switched
YouTube video by The Megalodon TV
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
An ad on the side of a vending machine reads "Dwink, Refwesh, Natuwal"

Homestar Runner has been photoshopped in the bottom left
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