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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA The first rule of wet races.
Homer Simpson with a card saying ‘Always do opposite of what Ferrari do’.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Waldorf and Starmer from the Muppets
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Luca Tiratelli @lucatiratelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??
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Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And here to interview someone who nearly lost the win on the last lap is... Timo Glock
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
However, the people taking advantage of people’s lives going to shit and saying e.g. “you should blame that brown family”? You need to counter that because the rot has SET IN.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Miami. And it's not even CLOSE. (I genuinely think Miami is underrated.)
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still waiting for some ex BBC presenter to come out and say “I’m in favour of open borders, reparations for colonialism and climate damage, an end to the monarchy, and 100% tax on the mega wealthy, and I couldn’t say this on the BBC”
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump and Putin are hugely unpopular in Europe, yet Trump and Putin aligned political parties are surging across the continent. The second bit matters much more than the first bit. Trump and Putin are winning here.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@girlinthepitlane.bsky.social - Russell looking at Antonelli’s pace. #F1FTA
Woody from Toy Story in a crate, looking downcast.
Text: I’m the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When The Media Sees Fascism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Reporter standing next to an angry red guy wearing three swastikas
Reporter: This guy’s wearing three swastikas

Panel 2: 
Newsreader back in the studio: Well, let’s not jump to conclusions, Mike. Perhaps it’s the swastika in its original context as a symbol of positivity 

Panel 3: 
Reporter looks on as red guy does something out of shot
Reporter: He’s using a brick to beat a brown man

Panel 4: 
Newsreader: In a positive way?
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/09/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it
screenshot of an old tweet from me, rob dubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the stoer
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Sir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's the foundational ideology of the British state. "You can't have good things, because someone out there might get something they don't deserve".
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 16/08/2026
Right, it's 6:30am on a Sunday. The 'merkins should be in bed and the Brits aren't up yet, so here's a short story I had kicking around in my head.
A story title AI-pathy

Write a reply to this email. Be friendly but firm. List the reasons why I disagree. Mention price.
Write a reply. Be firm. List problems.
Write a reply. Be firm.
Write a reply.
Reply to this email.
Reply to my emails.
Reply.
Draft an update of our current project plan for me to review.
Review the draft for me. Highlight any problems.
Suggest solutions to those problems.
Write a better business plan.
Break down the business plan into actionable goals and email them to the appropriate people.
Summarise the replies to the new business plan.
Give me a list of who hasn’t replied.
Send chaser emails to those on that list.
Review these CVs and find me more appropriate people.
Shortlist the best 3.
Send them a pre-interview questionnaire. Be thorough.
Pick the best candidate.
Send me a transcript of the meeting.
Summarise the transcript for me.
Review the summary of the transcript and give me bullets of anything I need to be aware of.
Send some emails dealing with the bullets of the summary of the transcript of the meeting.
Book me a holiday. All inclusive. Mid-July. Average temperature mid-20s to low-30s. Flight time of less than 4 hours. Check my banking app and set a suitable budget.
Schedule a night out with lads. Send them invites.
Review the replies to the invites. Suggest a new time. Repeat.
Find a football squad for my son. Find archery lessons for my daughter. Suggest other activities my children would enjoy. Book them and schedule them in my diary. Email my wife and ask if she can take them and pick them up. Be persuasive.
Suggest some good talking points about football and archery. Suggest some podcasts they’d like. Tell me what they like. Look up my wedding anniversary and schedule flowers for my wife. Write something nice on the card.
Recommend a TV show that’s streaming that I’ll enjoy. Nothing new.Summarise the plot of the Twilight Zone episode Shatterday. Explain the ending to me.
Create a video of a beautiful sunset. Write a poem about it. Post both on my socials. Give me a weekly update on how my engagement is doing. Get me more engagement. Send me a summary of my top posts.
Write me a new CV. Highlight my recent accomplishments.
Find my jobs that match my skill set. Write tailored covering letters. Email.
Write me ten interview tips.
Make the covering letters better.
Find me a job.
Email my mortgage company, tell them about my changed circumstances and ask for a payment break.
Summarise the last three emails from the mortgage company.
Should I go to marriage-counselling? Do I have time?
Cancel my holiday. Argue for a full refund.
How do I contest custardy? What would a lawyer advise? Summarise that advice. Find a 1-bedroom property in my budget. Write a blog post about finding myself in middle-age. Post a link on my socials. Summarise engagement.
Write a letter that will make her want to come back. Email it to her. Be sincere.
Tell me what to do with all this free time.Tell me how I feel about this.
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Mark McGeoghegan @markmcgeoghegan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Vis Jason Arday... a) I can't claim to have had the headspace to keep up with every detail of the media coverage; b) I don't know what allegations against him were true or false, and c) I've learned that certitude under uncertainty is dangerous. However...
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 20/02/2026
Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter -
PAUL McMULLAN:
Oh, yeah -
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- which is one case that you truly do regret.
PAUL McMULLAN:
I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station.
Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
And you offered her 50 pounds -
PAUL MCMULLAN:
Yeah.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for.
PAUL McMULLAN:
No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless?
PAUL McMULLAN:
I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I?
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself.
PAUL McMULLAN:
Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.
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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stolen from Threads. Anfield New Design - Leaked. #NUFC
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think what’s most important on exam results day is to talk about yourself to imaginary teenagers who don’t use this website.
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Mike Wilson @whisperingwind.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
My father caught polio in (I think) 1947. He spent some time in an iron lung, was eventually able to breathe unaided but never walked again. That’s me hanging on to one of his wheels in around 1958. Some people wonder why I am so pro-science & so angry with anti vaccine propaganda. Here’s why.
Black & white photo of a man in a wheelchair with a small child hanging on to a wheel.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He's going to look so weird with hair
Anthony Taylor named head of refereeing in Turkey
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Tom Beasley @tomjbeasley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've read this list three or four times and I really can't find the thing I'm supposed to be outraged by. One cereal bowl?! Stainless steel cutlery?! Two pillows?! Where are we putting them, the Ritz?!
Everything asylum seekers in Thetford were 'given for free'

A jaw-dropping list of items are being provided to asylum seekers housed in the Norfolk town of Thetford.

1x Duvet (S)
1x 1pc 9 oz mug
2x Pillow
1x 1pc 8 oz glass tumbler
2x Face cloth
1x 1pc stainless steel dinner knife
2x Hand towel
1x 1pc stainless steel dinner fork
2x Bath towel
1x 1pc stainless steel dessert spoon
2x Duvet cover (S)
1x 1pc stainless steel tea spoon
2x Pillowcase
1x 20cm non-stick frying pan
2x Fitted sheet (S)
1x 16cm non-stick saucepan
1x 1pc 10.5" dinner plate
1x Tea towel
1x 1pc 7.5" side plate
1x Toilet roll
1x 1pc 5.25" cereal bowl
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/08/2025
if “tens of millions” of british people wanted a “full blown revolution” they would be protesting outside parliament. as it happens, dozens of british people are chucking bricks at asylum seekers, so i’ve come to a different conclusion about what it is these people want
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Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“BLOB BLOB BLOBBY. BLOB BLOBBY.”
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Honestly they should just cast the most handsome man graduating from Rada and work him like a Pit Pony.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
The Titanic sinking under a moonlit sky.
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The burden is always on us lefties to welcome them, debate them, compromise with them, find middle ground, and generally make them comfortable. It’s totally one directional. No one is calling for Truth Social to make any room for us.
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Running Dog @runningdog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What more fitting way to remember Rod Liddle’s life and work than by making nasty jokes about someone who can’t answer back
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 02/08/2026
There are two wolves inside of you, this is the worst teleporter accident we have ever seen.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 02/08/2026
I want to go back to a country where people looked out for each other, you could leave your door open, and everyone knew right from wrong. That's why I'm voting for the sleaziest collection of corrupt f***ers the world has ever seen to do that for me.
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Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Now I've got Carly Simon in my head. 🎶You're so Americain, I bet you think this post is about you...🎶
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Remembering Raymond Mays, born #OnThisDay in 1899, one of the first racing drivers who was known to be gay. #AnorakFact: this wonderful pic shows him attempting to hurl his suddenly 3-wheeled Bugatti up the #CaerphillyHillclimb in 1924.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is sort of fascinating but also sort of meaningless. This is actually a map showing which countries consider suburbs to be part of their cities. Hence Britain having “2” and Australia having “5”.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Actually quite angry reading this. I know it’s a bit passé to talk about “why don’t politicians crack down on people not using headphones on the bus” but I think we do need to reckon with platforms that incentivise people to completely disregard the norms of civil society and get away with it.
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TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses'
The "content maker" published videos of encounters with young women and a female Sikh shop worker where he talked of a plot to "breed out the white race".
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Micros🖼️ oft Word
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/07/2026
I say this with nothing but love in my heart for the fatherland but can you imagine any other country looking at wildfires and thinking "quick, get a philosopher on the line"
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
NUMEROUS AND BELLIGERENT
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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶Who's crying now Argentina? The truth is that no one likes you. They're not your islands, you cheating bastards. Without your Lionel, you're simply nothing.🎶 #SPAARG
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Eva Perón on a balcony being played in a movie by Madonna.
Alt: Eva Perón on a balcony being played in a movie by Madonna.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 19/07/2026
This isn’t halftime entertainment. Halftime entertainment is two blokes dragged from the stands and wearing replica shirts two sizes too small for them trying and failing to score penalties past the club mascot in the hope of winning a free oil change from the garage that is matchball sponsor.
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Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucking hell, have we got 30 minutes of this?
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone is inevitably going to post about how their teacher actually tried to murder them with a book once, so I just want to get ahead of that and say, "if you read more, you would understand this generalized post is not about your highly specific situation I couldn't possibly know anything about."
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