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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h
Plot twist: Flavio paid for cloud seeding and Fernando is on a full wet setup. 😅 #F1
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t think Ocon was Alonso’s most acrimonious partnership with a team-mate who matched him, either.
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For me, Ocon's had a great career. Matched some real heavy hitters in the same machinery. And I still think he's good enough to be on the grid over a handful of drivers. And in a risk-averse F1 landscape, I could understand not looking over your shoulder quite so much.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It wouldn't be worth it to read it out if it kept *prime* Ronaldo in your team.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The funny thing about the statement Cristiano Ronaldo released is that anyone who actually read it and has at least an ounce of literacy can tell you that it proved that all of theories about him running the team like it was his own personal show were true, but the media will not tell you about that
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Especially both.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA The first rule of wet races.
Homer Simpson with a card saying ‘Always do opposite of what Ferrari do’.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Waldorf and Starmer from the Muppets
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Luca Tiratelli @lucatiratelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Israel are not required to play behind closed doors, only on neutral grounds. Second game behind closed doors at Ireland's request.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who said this?
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Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And here to interview someone who nearly lost the win on the last lap is... Timo Glock
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
However, the people taking advantage of people’s lives going to shit and saying e.g. “you should blame that brown family”? You need to counter that because the rot has SET IN.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Have you added up his team-mates’ race numbers? 👀
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Miami. And it's not even CLOSE. (I genuinely think Miami is underrated.)
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron looking exasperated.
Caption: Somehow Sochi returned.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gary Vader worried about this, so he rang his old school friends Jim Palpatine and Dave Tarkin.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still waiting for some ex BBC presenter to come out and say “I’m in favour of open borders, reparations for colonialism and climate damage, an end to the monarchy, and 100% tax on the mega wealthy, and I couldn’t say this on the BBC”
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Save the British economy. Most GDP salvaged wins. You have six months. Your time starts now.
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump and Putin are hugely unpopular in Europe, yet Trump and Putin aligned political parties are surging across the continent. The second bit matters much more than the first bit. Trump and Putin are winning here.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@girlinthepitlane.bsky.social - Russell looking at Antonelli’s pace. #F1FTA
Woody from Toy Story in a crate, looking downcast.
Text: I’m the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When The Media Sees Fascism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Reporter standing next to an angry red guy wearing three swastikas
Reporter: This guy’s wearing three swastikas

Panel 2: 
Newsreader back in the studio: Well, let’s not jump to conclusions, Mike. Perhaps it’s the swastika in its original context as a symbol of positivity 

Panel 3: 
Reporter looks on as red guy does something out of shot
Reporter: He’s using a brick to beat a brown man

Panel 4: 
Newsreader: In a positive way?
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Threaten to abolish/replace the monarchy if the King refuses to appoint the peers?
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/09/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
David Moyes nervously waiting by the phone to see if the medical result is overturned.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You just want people to create interesting maps.
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it
screenshot of an old tweet from me, rob dubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the stoer
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Partly - although there are circuits that have multiple grades for different layouts where “the layout is shorter” is the obvious difference. However, that pit lane isn’t adequate for F1, plus the track width and banked curves skirt the rules somewhat.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s a great example of a circuit given a Grade 1 certificate for political reasons. It just isn’t.
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Sir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's the foundational ideology of the British state. "You can't have good things, because someone out there might get something they don't deserve".
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Only one DRS zone: Qatar?
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 16/08/2026
Right, it's 6:30am on a Sunday. The 'merkins should be in bed and the Brits aren't up yet, so here's a short story I had kicking around in my head.
A story title AI-pathy

Write a reply to this email. Be friendly but firm. List the reasons why I disagree. Mention price.
Write a reply. Be firm. List problems.
Write a reply. Be firm.
Write a reply.
Reply to this email.
Reply to my emails.
Reply.
Draft an update of our current project plan for me to review.
Review the draft for me. Highlight any problems.
Suggest solutions to those problems.
Write a better business plan.
Break down the business plan into actionable goals and email them to the appropriate people.
Summarise the replies to the new business plan.
Give me a list of who hasn’t replied.
Send chaser emails to those on that list.
Review these CVs and find me more appropriate people.
Shortlist the best 3.
Send them a pre-interview questionnaire. Be thorough.
Pick the best candidate.
Send me a transcript of the meeting.
Summarise the transcript for me.
Review the summary of the transcript and give me bullets of anything I need to be aware of.
Send some emails dealing with the bullets of the summary of the transcript of the meeting.
Book me a holiday. All inclusive. Mid-July. Average temperature mid-20s to low-30s. Flight time of less than 4 hours. Check my banking app and set a suitable budget.
Schedule a night out with lads. Send them invites.
Review the replies to the invites. Suggest a new time. Repeat.
Find a football squad for my son. Find archery lessons for my daughter. Suggest other activities my children would enjoy. Book them and schedule them in my diary. Email my wife and ask if she can take them and pick them up. Be persuasive.
Suggest some good talking points about football and archery. Suggest some podcasts they’d like. Tell me what they like. Look up my wedding anniversary and schedule flowers for my wife. Write something nice on the card.
Recommend a TV show that’s streaming that I’ll enjoy. Nothing new.Summarise the plot of the Twilight Zone episode Shatterday. Explain the ending to me.
Create a video of a beautiful sunset. Write a poem about it. Post both on my socials. Give me a weekly update on how my engagement is doing. Get me more engagement. Send me a summary of my top posts.
Write me a new CV. Highlight my recent accomplishments.
Find my jobs that match my skill set. Write tailored covering letters. Email.
Write me ten interview tips.
Make the covering letters better.
Find me a job.
Email my mortgage company, tell them about my changed circumstances and ask for a payment break.
Summarise the last three emails from the mortgage company.
Should I go to marriage-counselling? Do I have time?
Cancel my holiday. Argue for a full refund.
How do I contest custardy? What would a lawyer advise? Summarise that advice. Find a 1-bedroom property in my budget. Write a blog post about finding myself in middle-age. Post a link on my socials. Summarise engagement.
Write a letter that will make her want to come back. Email it to her. Be sincere.
Tell me what to do with all this free time.Tell me how I feel about this.
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Mark McGeoghegan @markmcgeoghegan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Vis Jason Arday... a) I can't claim to have had the headspace to keep up with every detail of the media coverage; b) I don't know what allegations against him were true or false, and c) I've learned that certitude under uncertainty is dangerous. However...
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 20/02/2026
Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter -
PAUL McMULLAN:
Oh, yeah -
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- which is one case that you truly do regret.
PAUL McMULLAN:
I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station.
Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
And you offered her 50 pounds -
PAUL MCMULLAN:
Yeah.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for.
PAUL McMULLAN:
No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless?
PAUL McMULLAN:
I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I?
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself.
PAUL McMULLAN:
Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.
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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stolen from Threads. Anfield New Design - Leaked. #NUFC
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Raw Milk is a lie.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
Alt: Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think what’s most important on exam results day is to talk about yourself to imaginary teenagers who don’t use this website.
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Mike Wilson @whisperingwind.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
My father caught polio in (I think) 1947. He spent some time in an iron lung, was eventually able to breathe unaided but never walked again. That’s me hanging on to one of his wheels in around 1958. Some people wonder why I am so pro-science & so angry with anti vaccine propaganda. Here’s why.
Black & white photo of a man in a wheelchair with a small child hanging on to a wheel.
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pjt89 @pjt89.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do you think that’s awfully wise?
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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